Hello, I feel the Lord calling

[Called by the Lord]

I am an unsaved sinner and have come to receive wisdom from the people here who already know the Lord and the Bible better than I do. I have lived my entire young life away from the Lord, but felt him call out to me to go to him many times, but was always told by my atheist parents that it was all in my head. These people that I lived with taught me that the Lord was a monster invented by men a long time ago and that he is evil.

When I finally escaped from my atheist parents and began to live my own life, I decided to learn more about this Jesus the other students had told me about in school, who my parents told me was a myth. When I found this site, the words of the many people here who have been enlightened touched my heart and I am choosing to give myself over to the Lord and be saved.

I had been taught many times that homosexuality was perfectly okay because it hurt no one and I was taught that women deserved equal rights. I once had fantasies about being dominated by women, but now I see that those fantasies were evil, but do not know how to make them go away.

God bless, everyone who has read this, and thank you for reading. I do not know what icon to give this thread since I am so confused, because of the teachings of the Bible and the things I was taught by my atheist parents. These things and my sin completely conflict each other!

[Called by the Lord]

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Oops, I made a mistake but am not able to edit the first post. I meant to say that I once had the fantasies about being dominated by women, but unfortunately I still have them sometimes and do not know how to make them go away.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when were you first touched by Jesus?

YIC

[Called by the Lord]

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What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when were you first touched by Jesus?

YIC

I do not yet go to a church yet, since I don't know the best one to go to. It has come to my attention that many churches that claim to teach the Bible only cherry-pick the parts they like and teach that stuff, while ignoring the things they don't like or that they are afraid new church members will not like, causing them to leave.

Favorite Bible verse

Matthew 6:33 But seek you first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.

The first time I felt touched by Jesus, it was when I was invited to the youth group by a friend of mine from school, which was at the church where he went with his own family. Despite my parents not liking it, they let me go anyway, but the worship during the youth group service on Wednesday night was incredible and I felt like Jesus was there with me, physically there, though I did not see him.

[Called by the Lord]

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I did not realize that the verse I quoted was heretical and I am sorry for my heresy. It is another example of how much I needed the Lord in my life!

[WWJDnow]

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I am an unsaved sinner and have come to receive wisdom from the people here who already know the Lord and the Bible better than I do.

Welcome, Called! You've come to the right place!

I once had fantasies about being dominated by women, but now I see that those fantasies were evil, but do not know how to make them go away.

This is a common problem among atheists. They don't grow up learning the proper place of women in our society, and they wind up as adults having unspeakable things done to them with artificial, strap-on tallywackers. The only solution is Jesus. Jesus didn't let women step all over Him. Remember when Jesus's mother Mary asked him one too many times to haul some wine? Here's how a real man deals with that kind of domination:

And when they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, They have no wine.Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee?.... John 2:3-4

You need to be like Jesus. Don't let women push you around.

I did not realize that the verse I quoted was heretical and I am sorry for my heresy. It is another example of how much I needed the Lord in my life!

There are no heretical verses in the Bible, but you need to get yourself a copy of the King James 1611 Version, which is the only perfect embodiment of God's Living Word.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Welcome to our friendly forums!

[bioggy]

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Welcome, you have come to the right place

[Called by the Lord]

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Welcome, Called! You've come to the right place!

This is a common problem among atheists. They don't grow up learning the proper place of women in our society, and they wind up as adults having unspeakable things done to them with artificial, strap-on tallywackers. The only solution is Jesus. Jesus didn't let women step all over Him. Remember when Jesus's mother Mary asked him one too many times to haul some wine? Here's how a real man deals with that kind of domination:

And when they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, They have no wine.Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee?.... John 2:3-4

You need to be like Jesus. Don't let women push you around.

There are no heretical verses in the Bible, but you need to get yourself a copy of the King James 1611 Version, which is the only perfect embodiment of God's Living Word.

I suppose it was a good thing that I had no interest in strap-on tallywackers then. At least I had no interest in experiencing anything at all like the abomination that is homosexuality.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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How old are you, lady? Why aren't you married to a fine Christian man?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Called by the Lord]

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How old are you, lady? Why aren't you married to a fine Christian man?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

I'm not a lady though. I am a man who was taught that women were to be my equals and wanted for some to be superiors. Thank you for all of the links though. I hope I did not break any rules unintentionally.

[Called by the Lord]

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I did not mean to be confusing. What I meant with my homosexuality comment was the idea of liking the strap-on tallywacker being used, because for a man to like tallywackers, strap-on or otherwise, is sickening.

[Didymus Much]

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...I am a man who was taught that women were to be my equals and wanted for some to be superiors...

Dwuh? Would you please post the Scripture that tells you this? I've never found anything like that in the Bible.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I did not mean to be confusing. What I meant with my homosexuality comment was the idea of liking the strap-on tallywacker being used, because for a man to like tallywackers, strap-on or otherwise, is sickening.

As a man who hears The Lord calling you will no doubt know the reason for your visceral dislike of anal penetration by the turgid rod of sinful mansteel (hint: it's in the Bible).

YIC

[Called by the Lord]

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Dwuh? Would you please post the Scripture that tells you this? I've never found anything like that in the Bible.

The Bible tells me this nowhere. I was taught to believe that by my evil, atheist parents before I realized that I needed the Lord to be saved.