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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #16
    Re: New guy, Christian as of this year ... but I have a lot of questions to ask

    Originally posted by Born Again Christian View Post
    Ahh I get it. Sorry, didn't know this site was run by 1 person my bad. I apologize, I didn't know.
    What are you talking about? Mr. Creeser doesn't run this entire site. He's busy with his True Christian(tm) duties and can't be bothered to do what a woman ought to be capable of doing.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Born Again Christian
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • May 2013
      • 20

      #17
      Re: New guy, Christian as of this year ... but I have a lot of questions to ask

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      What are you talking about? Mr. Creeser doesn't run this entire site. He's busy with his True Christian™ duties and can't be bothered to do what a woman ought to be capable of doing.
      Oh I thought you insinuated that he ran the whole site when you said Mr.Creeser was very busy. I didn't know women were meant to run this website, my apologies.

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063

        #18
        Re: New guy, Christian as of this year ... but I have a lot of questions to ask

        Originally posted by Born Again Christian View Post
        No Brother, o___O = her eyebrows. See how her eyebrows are? Thats what o___O means, when you raise one eyebrow. It basically means you dont understand what someone is saying. Its modern internet terminology, I apologize for any confusion I have caused.
        Oh I get it' now. Like an emoticon.

        I got confused by the picture of the dyke.

        Welcome to the forum.
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Born Again Christian
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2013
          • 20

          #19
          Re: New guy, Christian as of this year ... but I have a lot of questions to ask

          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
          Oh I get it' now. Like an emoticon.

          I got confused by the picture of the dyke.

          Welcome to the forum.
          Yea like an emoticon, thank you Brother for the welcoming and WOAH I don't know if she's a lesbian or not but hey, Matthew 7:1-2

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14079

            #20
            Re: New guy, Christian as of this year ... but I have a lot of questions to ask

            Originally posted by Born Again Christian View Post
            Yea like an emoticon, thank you Brother for the welcoming and WOAH I don't know if she's a lesbian or not but hey, Matthew 7:1-2
            I don't know if you're Christian or not, but hey: The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5).

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            • Born Again Christian
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • May 2013
              • 20

              #21
              Re: New guy, Christian as of this year ... but I have a lot of questions to ask

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              I don't know if you're Christian or not, but hey: The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5).
              I am I was just saying and using the quote because he judged her to be a lesbian when she did nothing of the sort. I was just saying that he should be careful, because if he judges people based on the way they look then he will be judged the same way, that is all. I didn't misunderstand anything, just a friendly warning. It is all good though, because we all make mistakes, even I do nobody is perfect Romans 3:23

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              • Dr Laurence Niles
                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                 
                • Jan 2012
                • 9063

                #22
                Re: New guy, Christian as of this year ... but I have a lot of questions to ask

                Originally posted by Born Again Christian View Post
                I am I was just saying and using the quote because he judged her to be a lesbian when she did nothing of the sort. I was just saying that he should be careful, because if he judges people based on the way they look then he will be judged the same way, that is all. I didn't misunderstand anything, just a friendly warning. It is all good though, because we all make mistakes, even I do nobody is perfect Romans 3:23
                But surely you can see that I can judge others and I welcome Christ to judge me. This is because I am free of sin (see 1 John 3:6-9). He can judge me all He wants.

                I can judge as a True Christian(tm) but you, my fine feathered friend are not.

                Time will tell if you can be Saved(tm): you have the moxy but do you have diligence to read the Bible cover to cover a live by it's rules?

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Born Again Christian
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • May 2013
                  • 20

                  #23
                  Re: New guy, Christian as of this year ... but I have a lot of questions to ask

                  Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                  But surely you can see that I can judge others and I welcome Christ to judge me. This is because I am free of sin (see 1 John 3:6-9). He can judge me all He wants.

                  I can judge as a True Christian™ but you, my fine feathered friend are not.

                  Time will tell if you can be Saved™: you have the moxy but do you have diligence to read the Bible cover to cover a live by it's rules?

                  YIC
                  Of course I do its really hard though I wont lie :/. I have given up SO much for God and Jesus. Like for example, videogames. Most videogames are all about competition, killing, looting, stealing etc. Yea, the hardest thing for me right now, is not being competitive or trying to be the best. I cant find the Bible verse right now, if you want I will find it, but basically striving to be the best or #1 is VERY bad. And yet I train Martial Arts and used to go to tournaments trying to win first place, obviously because you win right? Oh well. But yes Brother, I do have the diligence to read the Holy Bible cover to cover and follow it's rules. Thats why, compared to most, I read so slow. I dont go further until I've mastered whatever is taught. For example, you know how long it was for me to learn the commandment of honouring thy Father and thy Mother? After all the thing my Birth Father did to me as a child? However, I've gotten over it. What I'm working on right now is turning the other cheek.

                  So may I ask Brother, what are you working on currently? Nobody is perfect, and I find when I get good at one thing and keep improving, I lack in something else and have to go back and fix it again, and again. It's almost as if you can never be 100% perfect, but can try your best to be as good as you can possibly be. God bless you Brother, and thanks for this intellectual conversation.

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                  • Dr Laurence Niles
                    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                     
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 9063

                    #24
                    Re: New guy, Christian as of this year ... but I have a lot of questions to ask

                    So may I ask Brother, what are you working on currently?
                    My nephew.

                    He is drifting from the narrow path and beginning to consort with the wrong sort.

                    YIC
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #25
                      Re: New guy, Christian as of this year ... but I have a lot of questions to ask

                      Originally posted by Born Again Christian View Post
                      ...nobody is perfect...
                      Originally posted by Born Again Christian View Post
                      ...you can never be 100% perfect...
                      Um, True Christians are Perfect!

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                      • Born Again Christian
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2013
                        • 20

                        #26
                        Re: New guy, Christian as of this year ... but I have a lot of questions to ask

                        Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                        My nephew.

                        He is drifting from the narrow path and beginning to consort with the wrong sort.

                        YIC
                        May I ask why? Or is that too personal for you?

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                        • Born Again Christian
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • May 2013
                          • 20

                          #27
                          Re: New guy, Christian as of this year ... but I have a lot of questions to ask

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          Can you back that up with scripture please Didymus? Because I'm pretty sure that we are all imperfect beings. But, I think you may be referring to this quote from scripture Matthew 5:48 However, it also says these things Didymus: Romans 5:8 Ephesians 2:8 1 John 1:9 1 John 4:12 and especially John 3:16 Romans 10:9-10

                          So basically, yes Jesus says we should be perfect, but at the same time we can not acheive perfection. But what does Jesus mean by perfect? If we read earlier in Matthew 5 it makes perfectly clear, lets start at Matthew 5:33-34 Matthew 5:35-36 Matthew5:37-38 Matthew5:39-40 Matthew 5:40-42 Matthew 5:43-44 Matthew 5:45-46 Matthew 5:47-48

                          What Jesus is saying when hes referring to these things is God's commandments and God's laws. Be perfect by following all those laws, and if you mess up he will still forgive you if you earnestly want to be forgiven. It's not BE PERFECT OR BURN IN HELL, nobody is perfect, just keep God's commandments, and treat everybody like Jesus instructed. That is it. It isn't that hard.

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                          • Eustace Jones
                            Forum Member, on leave in Bogota
                            • May 2013
                            • 47

                            #28
                            Re: New guy, Christian as of this year ... but I have a lot of questions to ask

                            I read that entire post as I am an avid reader and run a nice christian bookstore. Upon investigation I am a little worried about you "Born Again Christian". If you have had no real father to raise you and were raised by your mother alone, it leads me to suspect that you are a prancing little pink shirted boy who likes other men. Such sin is not tolerable in Landover I am afraid. Having half your blood be impure (especially the important father's side) scares me. Alas, I hope you are right minded.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #29
                              Re: New guy, Christian as of this year ... but I have a lot of questions to ask

                              Originally posted by Born Again Christian View Post
                              Can you back that up with scripture please Didymus? Because I'm pretty sure that we are all imperfect beings. But, I think you may be referring to this quote from scripture Matthew 5:48 However, it also says these things Didymus: Romans 5:8 Ephesians 2:8 1 John 1:9 1 John 4:12 and especially John 3:16 Romans 10:9-10

                              So basically, yes Jesus says we should be perfect, but at the same time we can not acheive perfection. But what does Jesus mean by perfect? If we read earlier in Matthew 5 it makes perfectly clear, lets start at Matthew 5:33-34 Matthew 5:35-36 Matthew5:37-38 Matthew5:39-40 Matthew 5:40-42 Matthew 5:43-44 Matthew 5:45-46 Matthew 5:47-48

                              What Jesus is saying when hes referring to these things is God's commandments and God's laws. Be perfect by following all those laws, and if you mess up he will still forgive you if you earnestly want to be forgiven. It's not BE PERFECT OR BURN IN HELL, nobody is perfect, just keep God's commandments, and treat everybody like Jesus instructed. That is it. It isn't that hard.
                              Friend, you seem to have a issue with being a bit mouthy.
                              People are Gods possessions. We are as perfect as He allows us to be. Are you trying to tell us God is imperfect?
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14079

                                #30
                                Re: New guy, Christian as of this year ... but I have a lot of questions to ask

                                Originally posted by Born Again Christian View Post
                                Can you back that up with scripture please Didymus?...
                                If you click on the "True Christians™ are Perfect" in my above post, you'll be taken to the thread (it's called a "link" in 'net speak) where Pastor Jones has shown that the Bible says that True Christians™ are perfect, and if you're not, you're not a True Christian™.

                                And as to your "BE PERFECT OR BURN IN HELL", that's what the Bible says, too. See James 2:10.

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