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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #16
    Re: Hello all!

    Originally posted by Thenewflesh View Post
    Also I am not a young man and how dare you call me that. I am a immature man living on her own and controlled by her boyfriend.

    I will have him log on on this account and vouch that this form of controlling works and he is willing to deal with me.
    Son, we do not care that you chose to be a Homofaqual. God does.
    Remember, Jesus died for YOUR sins. What more do you want?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Thenewflesh
      Unsaved trash, obese lesbian
      • May 2013
      • 12

      #17
      Re: Hello all!

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Son, we do not care that you chose to be a Homofaqual. God does.
      Remember, Jesus died for YOUR sins. What more do you want?
      Well since he died for sins that I had not committed yet, I figure I should make the most out of life by controlling as many people as I can.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #18
        Re: Hello all!

        Originally posted by Thenewflesh View Post
        Well since he died for sins that I had not committed yet, I figure I should make the most out of life by controlling as many people as I can.
        No friend, he dies for your sins, that means sins you already commited, new sins just put you on the short list to Hell.

        Typical empty headed God hater.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Thenewflesh
          Unsaved trash, obese lesbian
          • May 2013
          • 12

          #19
          Re: Hello all!

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          No friend, he dies for your sins, that means sins you already commited, new sins just put you on the short list to Hell.

          Typical empty headed God hater.
          Not a god hater. And how can he have died for my sins if i wasn't even born yet?

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #20
            Re: Hello all!

            Originally posted by Thenewflesh View Post
            Not a god hater. And how can he have died for my sins if i wasn't even born yet?
            Idiot. You come to a Christian place, spout off all kinds of nonsense and then when it comes down to it, have nary a clue what you are talking about. Typical Void.
            Psalm 51:5
            Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

            Psalm 58:3
            The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

            Proverbs 22:15
            Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #21
              Re: Hello all!

              Originally posted by Thenewflesh View Post
              Not a god hater. And how can he have died for my sins if i wasn't even born yet?
              Wait: you think that nothing happened before you were born?



              YiC,

              Zech
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              • Capt. Aaron Portway
                One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                Salvation from Above
                God's Favorite Pilot™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2008
                • 6309

                #22
                Re: Hello all!

                Originally posted by Thenewflesh View Post
                Well since he died for sins that I had not committed yet, I figure I should make the most out of life by controlling as many people as I can.
                Listen Max, take your BDSM preversions and your Videodrome references elsewhere. We didn't just fall off the turnip truck, we've seen your kind before. The internets are full of you wanna-be preverts. I bet you've never even seen a naked person (besides your disgusting fat self I mean).

                This forum is all about worshipping Jesus. We don't need some 14 year old gametard nerd pretending to be a fat dyke Domme who gets off on C & B torture. Go sell your crazy on Fetlife with the other fatass heathens.
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                Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #23
                  Re: Hello all!

                  Originally posted by Thenewflesh View Post
                  I'm glad that I'm being prayed for though balls are meant to be used to experiment on and be kicked and used to control men.

                  Please other women join me on this revolution.
                  WRONG! You need to read 1 Peter 3 and learn what a woman's proper place is! You need to be completely submissive to your husband so that he will be submissive to God.

                  Do you understand that, you little harlot? If your man does not submit completely to God's will, it's YOUR FAULT. 1 Peter 3 says so.

                  Whore.
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                  • darkraven
                    Unsaved trash
                    • May 2013
                    • 11

                    #24
                    Re: Hello all!

                    Hi! My name is robert and im new here. I Come from Finland and go to church here. My favoritething in the bible is probably the hole genesis becouse its something bueatiful.

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #25
                      Re: Hello all!

                      Originally posted by darkraven View Post
                      Hi! My name is robert and im new here. I Come from Finland and go to church here. My favoritething in the bible is probably the hole genesis becouse its something bueatiful.
                      No churchgoing Christian man would ever call himself "dark raven." Are you here to do Satan's work?
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                      • Mary Thompson
                        True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 653

                        #26
                        Re: Hello all!

                        Originally posted by darkraven View Post
                        Hi! My name is robert and im new here. I Come from Finland and go to church here. My favoritething in the bible is probably the hole genesis becouse its something bueatiful.
                        Hi there and welcome to our friendly forums! Now you might notice that this is someone else's introduction thread, so you should create YOUR OWN intro thread. And I agree, Genesis is beautiful.
                        Thinking of Abortion?
                        That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                        Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                        • Fred Ettish
                          Unsaved trash, Portoguise gypsy
                          Under Investigation
                          • May 2013
                          • 19

                          #27
                          Re: Hello all!

                          The penis is the holiest of rods. Moses' staff ring a bell? Go away you militant feminist demon. Go corrupt women's weak, fragile minds somewhere else (HELL)!
                          Ezekiel 23:19-20:
                          "Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #28
                            Re: Hello all!

                            Originally posted by Fred Ettish View Post
                            The penis is the holiest of rods. Moses' staff ring a bell? Go away you militant feminist demon. Go corrupt women's weak, fragile minds somewhere else (HELL)!
                            Moses' staff was his penis?



                            And where might we one about this Super Penile Staff Of Moses in the Holy Bible?
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Fred Ettish
                              Unsaved trash, Portoguise gypsy
                              Under Investigation
                              • May 2013
                              • 19

                              #29
                              Re: Hello all!

                              Well, Moses did part the Red Sea with his god-given rod which let the jews escape and gave eventual birth to the nation of Israel. We could interpret this as a man ***PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGERY REMOVED*** with his mighty, manly ***PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGERY REMOVED*** thus ***PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGERY REMOVED***. In turn she would give birth to many future Christian soldiers.

                              Just a thought.

                              Jesus is Lord
                              Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 05-27-2013, 07:22 AM. Reason: removal of pornographic imagery
                              Ezekiel 23:19-20:
                              "Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

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