[Sam Spade]

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Not possible friend.
1 John 1:10
If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.

All children are born full of sin and are decidely evil. They need to be watched like a hawk until old enough to comprehend God's Wisdom. Until then their souls are tainted and not to be trusted.
Psalm 58:3
The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

Ezekiel 28:15
Thou wast perfect in thy ways from the day that thou wast created, till iniquity was found in thee.

Romans 3:23
For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

I don't know what to say. I feel as I may have failed them somehow. I need to pray for them. My whore lesbian exwife will not raise them in the ways of Christianity.

[James Hutchins]

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I don't know what to say. I feel as I may have failed them somehow. I need to pray for them. My whore lesbian exwife will not raise them in the ways of Christianity.

It is not your fault, It is your whore ex-wifes' fault. Forget about those children. You can re-marry and have better ones.

One of my favorite Hymns is 'Onward, Chritian Soldier'. No use crying over spilt milk.

[Sam Spade]

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Oh my goodness, she's at that den of nudist iniquity!?!!?










The situation is far worse than I'd feared!

Looks like I'll need to invest in good 60X zoom lens...

Naked people? Including my children, I think I am going to puke. Is there anything in the Holy Bible that will let me wash my hands of them and turn away? Please help me.

[Sam Spade]

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It is not your fault, It is your whore ex-wifes' fault. Forget about those children. You can re-marry and have better ones.

One of my favorite Hymns is 'Onward, Chritian Soldier'. No use crying over spilt milk.

Re-marry, isnt that like adultery or polygamy? I have not even gotten a divorce yet.

[James Hutchins]

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Re-marry, isnt that like adultery or polygamy? I have not even gotten a divorce yet.

Friend, you really need to read your Bible. You'll look less foolish that way.
1 Corinthians 7:2-5
2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.
3 Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.
4 The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife.
5 Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.

1 Corinthians 7:12-16
12 But to the rest speak I, not the Lord: If any brother hath a wife that believeth not, and she be pleased to dwell with him, let him not put her away.
13 And the woman which hath an husband that believeth not, and if he be pleased to dwell with her, let her not leave him.
14 For the unbelieving husband is sanctified by the wife, and the unbelieving wife is sanctified by the husband: else were your children unclean; but now are they holy.
15 But if the unbelieving depart, let him depart. A brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases: but God hath called us to peace.
16 For what knowest thou, O wife, whether thou shalt save thy husband? or how knowest thou, O man, whether thou shalt save thy wife?

Malachi 2:16
For the Lord, the God of Israel, saith that he hateth putting away: for one covereth violence with his garment, saith the Lord of hosts: therefore take heed to your spirit, that ye deal not treacherously.

[Asshat Turdhead]

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hello

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I don't know what to say. I feel as I may have failed them somehow. I need to pray for them. My whore lesbian exwife will not raise them in the ways of Christianity.

I wouldn't waist the prayers, dear.

Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine,
lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
Matthew 7:6

Besides, should you be truly Saved©, you won't think a second thought of them while you spend an eternity in Heaven praising the Name of Jesus!

And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying,
neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.
Revelation 21:4

See that? No more sorrow, no more crying. Obviously if you were upset about your children burning and suffering excruciating torture in Hell for all eternity, you'd be crying at least sometimes. But we know True Christians™ won't, so it only goes to show we won't be sad, which means these depressing things won't even register with us.

Shout Glory!

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[Sam Spade]

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Friend, you really need to read your Bible. You'll look less foolish that way.
1 Corinthians 7:2-5
2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.
3 Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.
4 The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife.
5 Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.

1 Corinthians 7:12-16
12 But to the rest speak I, not the Lord: If any brother hath a wife that believeth not, and she be pleased to dwell with him, let him not put her away.
13 And the woman which hath an husband that believeth not, and if he be pleased to dwell with her, let her not leave him.
14 For the unbelieving husband is sanctified by the wife, and the unbelieving wife is sanctified by the husband: else were your children unclean; but now are they holy.
15 But if the unbelieving depart, let him depart. A brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases: but God hath called us to peace.
16 For what knowest thou, O wife, whether thou shalt save thy husband? or how knowest thou, O man, whether thou shalt save thy wife?

Malachi 2:16
For the Lord, the God of Israel, saith that he hateth putting away: for one covereth violence with his garment, saith the Lord of hosts: therefore take heed to your spirit, that ye deal not treacherously.

I am confused, does that mean that I am to remain married to a lesbian who lives with a colored woman?

[Sam Spade]

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I wouldn't waist the prayers, dear.

Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine,

lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
Matthew 7:6

Besides, should you be truly Saved©, you won't think a second thought of them while you spend an eternity in Heaven praising the Name of Jesus!

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And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying,

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neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.
Revelation 21:4

See that? No more sorrow, no more crying. Obviously if you were upset about your children burning and suffering excruciating torture in Hell for all eternity, you'd be crying at least sometimes. But we know True Christians™ won't, so it only goes to show we won't be sad, which means these depressing things won't even register with us.

Shout Glory!

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Thats kind of harsh don't you think? Other than being sinful children they have done nothing wrong. We are all sinners aren't we? I know that I have been washed in the blood of the Lamb, and one day I hope that my children will also be washed. I cant believe that Jesus want's me to toss them aside like a used tire.

[James Hutchins]

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Thats kind of harsh don't you think? Other than being sinful children they have done nothing wrong. We are all sinners aren't we? I know that I have been washed in the blood of the Lamb, and one day I hope that my children will also be washed. I cant believe that Jesus want's me to toss them aside like a used tire.

Friend, what you think does not matter one iota. All that matters is what God thiks and wants. Stop being so self centered. Perhaps you should read the Bible instead of making baseless comments. This is a Christian forum after all.

[Sam Spade]

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Friend, what you think does not matter one iota. All that matters is what God thiks and wants. Stop being so self centered. Perhaps you should read the Bible instead of making baseless comments. This is a Christian forum after all.

Umm I am sorry. Just confused as to what I should do. Thanks Sam

[Mary Thompson]

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Thats kind of harsh don't you think? Other than being sinful children they have done nothing wrong. We are all sinners aren't we? I know that I have been washed in the blood of the Lamb, and one day I hope that my children will also be washed. I cant believe that Jesus want's me to toss them aside like a used tire.

Firstly, Welcome to God's favorite forum!
Secondly, if you have a problem with God's divine plan, why don't you take it up with God not us?
Thirdly, how can you say that other than being sinful children they have done nothing wrong? Anyone who has even committed one sin cannot go to Heaven, (James 2: 10) , and no, not everyone is a sinner,True Christians are Perfect!
Finally, you still say that you are washed in the Blood of the Lamb, you do not even know your Bible .

[Sam Spade]

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Firstly, Welcome to God's favorite forum!
Secondly, if you have a problem with God's divine plan, why don't you take it up with God not us?
Thirdly, how can you say that other than being sinful children they have done nothing wrong? Anyone who has even committed one sin cannot go to Heaven, (James 2: 10) , and no, not everyone is a sinner,True Christians are Perfect!
Finally, you still say that you are washed in the Blood of the Lamb, you do not even know your Bible .

I never said I knew it all, but I try

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Pastor Ron Swanson? You mean THIS guy?

What was the name of that church again?

[Sam Spade]

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First Baptist Church, East Moline Il