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  • hoeren jong
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2013
    • 5

    #1

    Hi

    I'm Dutch.
  • hoeren jong
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2013
    • 5

    #2
    Re: Hi

    I met a member of your church when on a military exercise in the USA. I am a dutch soldier.

    I'm curious about the lord and savior.


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    • Pastor Ed Lowman
      Southern Hospitality Exemplified
      Always kind and loving
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2011
      • 1838

      #3
      Re: Hi

      Originally posted by hoeren jong View Post
      I'm Dutch.
      While Jesus tarries, you still have an opportunity to repent. There is more joy in heaven over one Dutch who repents than 99 righteous people who need no repentance (Luke 15:7).

      Tell us about yourself and your relationship (actually lack thereof) with Jesus.

      Pastor Ed

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      • GodBlessUs
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        • Apr 2013
        • 28

        #4
        Re: Hi

        Please tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus.

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        • Jo Freddie
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          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #5
          Re: Hi




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          • Des
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2013
            • 2718

            #6
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by hoeren jong View Post
            I'm Dutch.
            That's a good start. Admitting to your sin is the first step to salvation. I'm sure you would prefer coming to America, but we've gotten a bit more selective in our immigration policy.

            Glory onto Him.
            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29457

              #7
              Re: Hi

              Welcome friend.

              How do you give God what is due unto Him?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • hoeren jong
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jun 2013
                • 5

                #8
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by GodBlessUs View Post
                Please tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus.
                I did, it's under my post. I don't know how to translate it.

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                • GodBlessUs
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                  • Apr 2013
                  • 28

                  #9
                  Re: Hi

                  Originally posted by hoeren jong View Post
                  I did, it's under my post. I don't know how to translate it.
                  So you can translate the most trivial parts of your introduction, but you can't translate the most important part? I'm confused.

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                  • hoeren jong
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jun 2013
                    • 5

                    #10
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                    While Jesus tarries, you still have an opportunity to repent. There is more joy in heaven over one Dutch who repents than 99 righteous people who need no repentance (Luke 15:7).

                    Tell us about yourself and your relationship (actually lack thereof) with Jesus.

                    Pastor Ed
                    I'm a protestant Christian.

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                    • hoeren jong
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jun 2013
                      • 5

                      #11
                      Re: Hi

                      Originally posted by GodBlessUs View Post
                      So you can translate the most trivial parts of your introduction, but you can't translate the most important part? I'm confused.
                      I can't translate my love for Jesus. It's in my heart.

                      I am a warrior, my ways are with my weapon. I use it to spread the word of christ to the far reaches of the earth.

                      Bless you.

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                      • Jo Freddie
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                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #12
                        Re: Hi

                        9 minutes from first post to first red card, not bad.


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                        • Pastor Ed Lowman
                          Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                          Always kind and loving
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 1838

                          #13
                          Re: Hi

                          Originally posted by hoeren jong View Post
                          I can't translate my love for Jesus. It's in my heart.

                          I am a warrior, my ways are with my weapon. I use it to spread the word of christ to the far reaches of the earth.

                          Bless you.
                          That's too bad because we only speak American around these parts. If Jesus Christ our Lord can be the perfect Christian and American, then so can you...

                          I John 5:3: "For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous."

                          Regards,

                          Pastor Ed

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                          • Alexandria Puckett
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 256

                            #14
                            Re: Hi

                            Ok, Pastor, let me try.

                            hoeren jong, this list is for you; use as much PHONETIC SPELLING as you can, if you yourself cannot translate it.

                            ARE YOU MARRIED?

                            WHAT IS YOUR CHURCH CALLED?

                            WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KING JAMES BIBLE VERSE?

                            HOW LONG HAVE YOU LOVED JESUS?

                            WHEN DID YOU FIND JESUS?

                            is that clear and organized enough?
                            But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22380

                              #15
                              Re: Hi

                              Originally posted by hoeren jong View Post
                              I'm Dutch.
                              No wonder your mother is a hooker then.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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