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  • Heavenskysabove
    Unsaved trash
    • Jun 2013
    • 1

    #1

    Landover Baptist Church: Not For Jesus. (Read before commenting please.)

    Before flaming me in the comments please read this. Let me start with things I am not. I am not a satanist or a atheist. Or some religion that doesn't believe what you say. Let me give you reasons why this website is not good for the heart. First of all lets start with the meaning of "church." A person becomes "a member" of the church simply by exercising faith in Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior. However modern days have twisted the church meaning into something different. Today modernley the church is a place where people go to on sunday to pray but going to a Church doesn't automatically mean christan! A man when to church every sunday but you know what else he was doing? The man had a addiction to pornography. It states in the bible that the kingdom is in man not one man but a group of man. The kingdom is not your bible. Not your church. It is the savior. Jesus. Another thing I noticed was resentment to unsaved people though welcoming unholy religions. However these are the same things. Meaning the authors of this website are hypocrits. Not to mention what if a unsaved person came here seeking help. Would you really just turn him away? Also everywhere I see Republican! Republican! Republican! You are not saved by voting Republican but GIVING YOUR LIFE TO JESUS. Also I heard that a good fraction of Republicans believe the bible is what you make of it and that abortion is your choice. The last and final thing I would like to comment is the thing that I despise the most of this website. Guranteeing salvation since 1620. Well guess what? The owners of this website isn't Jesus and almost anyone have free say on this so does it truly matter? Being on this website DOES NOT GURANTEE salvation at all. Anyone who belives this needs to get DOWN ON THEIR KNEES AND PRAY!!

    Thank you.
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22373

    #2
    Re: Landover Baptist Church: Not For Jesus. (Read before commenting please.)

    Originally posted by Heavenskysabove View Post
    Being on this website DOES NOT GURANTEE salvation at all.
    Duh!

    Visiting this website does, of course, not guarantee salvation. You being on the road straight to Hell being an excellent example of that. Only being an actual God fearing member of Landover Baptist Church does guarantee salvation as we have a clear "unsaved unwelcome" policy.

    And yes, we do not welcome people who are not True Christians™. Why? Because God commands it!

    2 Corinthians 6:14-17
    King James Version (KJV)
    14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
    15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
    16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
    17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.

    Originally posted by Heavenskysabove View Post
    Thank you.
    For what? Ruining my day by refusing to obey God?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Landover Baptist Church: Not For Jesus. (Read before commenting please.)

      Originally posted by Heavenskysabove View Post
      Another thing I noticed was resentment to unsaved people though welcoming unholy religions. However these are the same things.
      I'm sorry, did you say you saw a comment by a True Christian™ who welcomes unholy religions to our Godly Forum?

      Originally posted by Heavenskysabove View Post
      Not to mention what if a unsaved person came here seeking help. Would you really just turn him away?
      Why, that would be silly! How can someone share the Good News if they reject the very Sinner they're trying to reach?

      Originally posted by Heavenskysabove View Post
      Also everywhere I see Republican! Republican! Republican! You are not saved by voting Republican but GIVING YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
      Amen! Sadly, the democratic party, heavily influenced and funded by the Gay Agenda, would hope you believe the communist lies they peddle, and sell your soul to Obama for a free cell phone. There's really no intelligent reason to support that party.

      Say, why don't you tell us a little about yourself. Where do you go to church? What is your favorite Bible Verse? In what way did the LORD Jesus Christ Himself come into your life and free you from disgusting, sinful habits?

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Landover Baptist Church: Not For Jesus. (Read before commenting please.)

        Dear friend:

        Point out specifically how we've violated the King James Bible, with a direct quotation of each passage that you think we've violated. Then we'll talk.

        Yours in Christ's abundant love,

        Isaac
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Landover Baptist Church: Not For Jesus. (Read before commenting please.)

          Welcome friend! No time to read you first post, I am sure it is full of wisdom. What passage is the most meaningful from the KJV and how has it made you a better Christian?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #6
            Re: Landover Baptist Church: Not For Jesus. (Read before commenting please.)

            Originally posted by Heavenskysabove View Post
            First of all lets start with the meaning of "church." A person becomes "a member" of the church simply by exercising faith in Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior. However modern days have twisted the church meaning into something different. Today modernley the church is a place where people go to on sunday to pray but going to a Church doesn't automatically mean christan!


            That is so true. We can't stress that enough. And I am so glad you agree with us.

            The churches have gotten away from the old time preaching of the consequences of sin and disobedience to the LORD and we are here to rectify that.

            I am so glad He brought you here to us today, friend.

            A man when to church every sunday but you know what else he was doing? The man had a addiction to pornography. It states in the bible that the kingdom is in man not one man but a group of man.
            Shout Hosanna! Where two or more are gathered in my name.

            The kingdom is not your bible. Not your church. It is the savior. Jesus.
            And we give praise and thanks to Him every day. Oh hallelujah!
            You are right that the kingdom is not the Bible, but the Bible is the road map to get there.

            If your car breaks down, where are you going to look to find what parts you need? Are you going to look in a self help book?

            Of course not. Where else will you learn of Jesus Christ and His Father who are one when combined with the Holy Spirit to form the One True God? Are you going to turn to witchdoctors and used car salesmen when it comes to your eternal soul or the Road Map to the Kingdom?

            Another thing I noticed was resentment to unsaved people though welcoming unholy religions.
            What unholy religions do you speak of? We tolerate the Catholic, but we don't like him.

            The thing is, we tolerate anyone and sometimes begrudgingly respect people who know the Bible well, regardless of religion.


            . Not to mention what if a unsaved person came here seeking help. Would you really just turn him away?
            It depends on what help that person is seeking. We are helping you, aren't we?

            Also everywhere I see Republican! Republican! Republican! You are not saved by voting Republican but GIVING YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
            Well, of course you're not saved by voting Republican. But it seriously helps. I mean, any party who talks about God that much must be okay, right?

            Also I heard that a good fraction of Republicans believe the bible is what you make of it and that abortion is your choice.
            Yes, and they must be rooted out of the party. RINO's are like ravenous wolves! The GOP is the party of Reagan, Falwell, Robertson, Santorum and so many other great Christians.

            The last and final thing I would like to comment is the thing that I despise the most of this website.
            The Bible predicted you would.

            1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:

            Luke 6:22
            Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

            Anyone who belives this needs to get DOWN ON THEIR KNEES AND PRAY!!

            Thank you.
            I know I am on my knees praying! Won't you pray with me? Won't you receive the Holy Spirit that tells you we are right and you are wrong?

            I am praying for you, dear.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • WWJDnow
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2009
              • 6312

              #7
              Re: Landover Baptist Church: Not For Jesus. (Read before commenting please.)

              Originally posted by Heavenskysabove View Post
              Before flaming me in the comments please read this.
              Why do you think we want to flame you? Remember, God is Love. We're all about the Love here at Landover. The guy who wants to flame you is God, since you are a Hellbound sinner.

              Today modernley the church is a place where people go to on sunday to pray but going to a Church doesn't automatically mean christan! A man when to church every sunday but you know what else he was doing? The man had a addiction to pornography.
              Yes, many persons claim to be Christians but they don't follow Christ. Catholics, for example. Here at Landover, we preach God's Word. All of it. And we don't hang out with sinners.

              The kingdom is not your bible. Not your church. It is the savior. Jesus.
              It's not our Bible, it's Jesus's Bible. Jesus is the Living Word of God. Anyway, how are we to know what Jesus wants from us if not from studying the Bible?

              Another thing I noticed was resentment to unsaved people though welcoming unholy religions.
              We don't welcome any religion other than True Christianity™.

              what if a unsaved person came here seeking help. Would you really just turn him away?
              No, of course not. We would give him a Bible lecture before turning him away.

              You are not saved by voting Republican but GIVING YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
              How can we give our lives to Jesus then vote for a party that promotes giving handouts to the poor? You need to accept the fact that Jesus was a Republican.

              Well guess what? The owners of this website isn't Jesus and almost anyone have free say on this so does it truly matter?
              Jesus IS the owner of this website. If Jesus tells us to change anything on the website, we will change it, no questions asked.
              The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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