[Future_Christian]

Re: Hello

We do a lot of background checks here at Landover Baptist. My job is to do background workups on nonFreehold locations.

I can contact your Mayor, but maybe you could begin by telling us about homer/atheists in Fargo, ND.

Well, to be honest most people here keep to themselves. I don't know too much, but like most cities catholicism takes "the lead" around here. Although there are at least four Baptist churches that I know of around here. As for the homers, they normally keep to themselves, at least in my experience. Thanks a lot for offering to help me out.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello

A real Church has Pasta and Pirates, a false one does not.

No Freddie, we do not have a 'Spagetti and Catsup' night in Landover.

See how scared they are of Pasta, it is as if they fear that if they go near it God will reveal His Noodly Magnificence to them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

See how scared they are of Pasta, it is as if they fear that if they go near it God will reveal His Noodly Magnificence to them.

No, we just avoid greasy ethnic foods. They hotten the blood.