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  • Street Preacher Ruben
    Slave of Christ freed from captivity
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2013
    • 24

    #1

    Damned kids!

    Oh, hello. First let me say sorry for not having a picture of myself up so you could see the love of jesus and the wrath of god in my eyes. I just got back from witnessing at a special event here in daytona and im afraid i was blatantly attacked, my face seriously damaged. Seriously, the middle schoolers at James Davis middle school are such horrible wretches. Still, I serve the Lord Almighty and they had to be shown the love of Jesus, that our wise God in His great mercy had allowed little Billy to get sodomized and murdered so that his school mates might be saved. That is when the little piglets started to attack me and when i tried to explain that little billy was a bastard child and not welcome in a True Christian™ church anyway, well, thats when the cops started to taze me.

    Anyway, I degress. I was raised in an apostate church as a child, only hearing about Gods love. Sigh, disgusting hearing such a great Godly religion reduced to a sodomite love fest. I can be proud because though my mother was into such homosexual church propaganda my father beat me almost unto death as any good christian father should, sadly he was an atheist but at least he did his godly duty and put me in the hospital a few times for my disobediance proving that god even uses the heathen when it suits him.

    I followed that paganized form of christianity for years until one day while listening to Rebecca Saint James i woke up and realised what a disgusting whore she was, and this a woman my church considered to be of God!!!

    Did I reject God at that point? NO! I got deeper into gods word and realised that all this anger and homicidal rage I felt was simply God inspired to lead people to the True love of Jesus/fear of God!!

    My favorite scripture changes day to day. I think my verse of the day is Deuteronomy 21:18-21 King James Version (KJV)

    18 Ifa man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:

    19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;

    20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

    21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Damned kids!

    Welcome to our friendly forums! It sounds like you are no stranger to unjust persecution. May the LORD bless you richly for your unselfish acts.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Street Preacher Ruben
      Slave of Christ freed from captivity
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2013
      • 24

      #3
      Re: Damned kids!

      Thank you, sadly satan wasnt done trying to ruin my hard work for the Kingdom because while at the hospital the doctor who was stitching me up tried to give me PAIN PILLS!!!! The entire time is is working on me I am telling him of all the sodomizing burning pain he is going to experience in hell and he tries to get me to indulge in Pharmakeia!!! Sorcery!!!! Dirty heathen.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Damned kids!

        Well, you certainly are an energetic young man.

        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Jo Freddie
          Unsaved trash
          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #5
          Re: Damned kids!

          Hi Pearl, you don't mind me calling you Pearl do you? Or would you prefer Mr Swine?

          What is you favorite sort of Noodle?
          Posted via Pasta

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          • Des
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2013
            • 2718

            #6
            Re: Damned kids!

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Hi Pearl, you don't mind me calling you Pearl do you? Or would you prefer Mr Swine?

            What is you favorite sort of Noodle?
            Your perpetual pasta preoccupation suggests Eyetalian lineage. Are you sure you aren't a Cathoholic?
            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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            • Jo Freddie
              Unsaved trash
              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #7
              Re: Damned kids!

              Originally posted by Des View Post
              Your perpetual pasta preoccupation suggests Eyetalian lineage. Are you sure you aren't a Cathoholic?
              Nope, nor am I Chinese.
              Posted via Pasta

              True Pastafarian™

              May my Sauce be with you!
              Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
              Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
              The Loose Canon - HTML version
              Loose Canon Fan Page
              North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
              I have been to The Volcano!

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              • Street Preacher Ruben
                Slave of Christ freed from captivity
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2013
                • 24

                #8
                Re: Damned kids!

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                Hi Pearl, you don't mind me calling you Pearl do you? Or would you prefer Mr Swine?

                What is you favorite sort of Noodle?
                Call me Mr Swine, Pearl is just a little to pansy for my taste. As for noodles, I wont touch them, i leave that to the Sodomites and the Cat-o-licks.

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