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  • Brother-Jehovah
    Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2013
    • 4

    #1

    I am lost but trying to find my way!?!?

    Hello, i am Brother-Jehovah (name given to me by my grandparents) currently I do not follow any religion but wish to follow the will of god. I beg of you to help me finds god light. Just please answer these few questions for me, just please know that I may question your answers

    1. Did God really create everything?

    2. Does God know everything that will happen before it happens, even for angels, like does god know what an angel will do before he/she does it?

    3. Didn't Satan use to be an angel?

    4. How did Satan betray God to be sent down to hell?

    5. Finally Your opinion on the Maths and Sciences.
  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #2
    Re: I am lost but trying to find my way!?!?

    Originally posted by Liar View Post
    Hello, i am a liar...

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    • Brother-Jehovah
      Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
      Under Investigation
      • Jun 2013
      • 4

      #3
      Re: I am lost but trying to find my way!?!?

      I also now live with my grandparents due to the fact that my parents were Satan worshiping trash so I ran away and now live with my regularly church attending grandparents

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: I am lost but trying to find my way!?!?

        Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forums. Do you have a reason for not reading the LORD's Holy and Perfect Word? All the answers to your questions are lovingly encased in the Holy Bible.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Brother-Jehovah
          Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
          Under Investigation
          • Jun 2013
          • 4

          #5
          Re: I am lost but trying to find my way!?!?

          It is because while I was with my parents, when I tried to read the holy book they burned it right in front of my own eyes, I still have the memories stuck in my head, and now I feel a terrible pain when I hold one, that is why i ask you

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #6
            Re: I am lost but trying to find my way!?!?

            That's silly. If you had faith, the LORD would protect you from such obstacles.

            Why don't you simply pray for the faith to ease those memories? Why don't you simply pray for the faith to have the strength you need to pick up and read the Holy Bible?

            Would you like to read one right now? You can HERE, and you don't even need to smell the leather covers.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Brother-Jehovah
              Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
              Under Investigation
              • Jun 2013
              • 4

              #7
              Re: I am lost but trying to find my way!?!?

              also how do you private message on this forum?

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079

                #8
                Re: I am lost but trying to find my way!?!?

                Originally posted by Brother-Jehovah View Post
                also how do you private message on this forum?
                That's a privilege reserved for those who have shown themselves to not be arrogant, lazy liars.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #9
                  Re: I am lost but trying to find my way!?!?

                  Originally posted by Brother-Jehovah View Post
                  also how do you private message on this forum?
                  You don't, dear. You have yet to pass the DoF's rigorous background check. Until you do (and I highly doubt you will), any comments you would like to make can be made publicly.

                  What's on your mind, son?

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Irinka the repentant jewess
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2012
                    • 359

                    #10
                    Re: I am lost but trying to find my way!?!?

                    Originally posted by Brother-Jehovah View Post
                    Hello, i am Brother-Jehovah (name given to me by my grandparents) currently I do not follow any religion but wish to follow the will of god. I beg of you to help me finds god light. Just please answer these few questions for me, just please know that I may question your answers

                    1. Did God really create everything?

                    2. Does God know everything that will happen before it happens, even for angels, like does god know what an angel will do before he/she does it?

                    3. Didn't Satan use to be an angel?

                    4. How did Satan betray God to be sent down to hell?

                    5. Finally Your opinion on the Maths and Sciences.
                    Hello, friend. Do you attend church with your grandparents? If you do, you will soon find all of your questions answered. The question that should really be worrying you is how to get right with God so you do not end up in hell and eternal damnation. Acts 4:12 is quite enlightening on this point.
                    Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #11
                      Re: I am lost but trying to find my way!?!?

                      Originally posted by Brother-Jehovah View Post
                      1. Did God really create everything?
                      Yes
                      Originally posted by Brother-Jehovah View Post
                      2. Does God know everything that will happen before it happens, even for angels, like does god know what an angel will do before he/she does it?
                      No, things can come as a surprise to Our Lord too.

                      Originally posted by Brother-Jehovah View Post
                      3. Didn't Satan use to be an angel?
                      No Satan is made up to scare people

                      Originally posted by Brother-Jehovah View Post
                      4. How did Satan betray God to be sent down to hell?
                      See above

                      Originally posted by Brother-Jehovah View Post
                      5. Finally Your opinion on the Maths and Sciences.
                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      “scientists,” these nosy people have a sick need – probably sexually motivated (As evidence of sexual motivation on the part of scientists, let’s choose an occupation at random, say genecology. These so-called professionals spend their entire lives looking at female sex organs – or poontang, as it’s known in academic circles. Look a little deeper into the fold, and you will find that nearly 99 percent of all gynaecologists have a scientific background. To illustrate just how significant that is, pick another group at random – say myself. I’m not a scientist, and I hardly ever see female sex organs. I find it hard to believe this is just a coincidence. I’m not saying all scientists are perverts, but I think it’s safe to say the nearly all of them are)
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                      • Street Preacher Ruben
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                        • Jun 2013
                        • 24

                        #12
                        Re: I am lost but trying to find my way!?!?

                        Of course if you want to be set aside for God, let me remind you that circumcision is a must.

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                        • Jo Freddie
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                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #13
                          Re: I am lost but trying to find my way!?!?

                          Originally posted by No pearls before swine View Post
                          Of course if you want to be set aside for God, let me remind you that circumcision is a must.
                          Galatians 5:2-3
                          Behold, I Paul say unto you, that if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing.
                          For I testify again to every man that is circumcised, that he is a debtor to do the whole law.
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                          • Street Preacher Ruben
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                            • Jun 2013
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                            #14
                            Re: I am lost but trying to find my way!?!?

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            Galatians 5:2-3
                            Behold, I Paul say unto you, that if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing.
                            For I testify again to every man that is circumcised, that he is a debtor to do the whole law.
                            Ah, but that was Paul, Peter who actually walked with our Lord was for, not against circumcision.

                            Besides, genitalia mutilation has been a time honored tradition and shows that you are entering into an agreement with God. Jo, maybe thats why you hate God so much, you've never been able to give everything up to Him.

                            Sigh, I still remember how much joy it brought me to dedicate my first born male. I cut a little deep and a little too far back but im praying the Lord will regrow what he has lost sooner or later. Sadly my son hasnt obtained the faith needed for the Lord Almighty to heal him but as long as I keep beating him im sure he will trust God to heal him soon.

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                            • Jo Freddie
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                              • Apr 2009
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                              #15
                              Re: I am lost but trying to find my way!?!?

                              Originally posted by No pearls before swine View Post
                              Ah, but that was Paul, Peter who actually walked with our Lord was for, not against circumcision.
                              Are you telling me that Galatians 5:2-3 is not correct?
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