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  • Davey Monroe
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    and those piercings are out.

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  • Davey Monroe
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    Originally posted by Brother Hezekiah View Post
    The only thing one's ануса should be used for is expelling pure, concentrated evil from our holy bodies
    I'm sorry. It was only a few times and never again. I have given myself up to Christ and I want to evetially become a True Christian.

    I don't think laser surgery will work. I have alot of tattoos, It doesn't get rid of it 100%, and I don't have much money. The money I do have usually goes to Booze and Smokes, if it's not taken by insurance, bills, gas, food, and rent.

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  • Brother Hezekiah
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    The only thing one's ануса should be used for is expelling pure, concentrated evil from our holy bodies

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Originally posted by Brother Hezekiah View Post
    Of course it is a sin you filthy Sodomite!

    Jude 1:7 - Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
    But is it "fornication with strange flesh" if it is your own ануса?

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  • Brother Hezekiah
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    Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
    Thank you for the answers.

    I have prayed to God and accepted his love into my heart. I feel better in many ways, but i also feel weird and constantly notious. I figure it's just God cleaning all the wickedness out of me.

    So these tattoos are pretty sinful. What do I do about it? Also, I forgot to ask about piercings.

    I have decided to make Bible reading a somewhat daily habit and going to church a weekly habit.

    @Brother Hezekiah I forgot to mention, thanks for the question.

    I have one more question, and it's kinda nasty. So the men of stronger stomach can use google translate as to protect the rest from this question.

    Является ли грехом играть с ануса?

    It's not something I've done often, but I've been curious a few time. Anyways, I have to know, is it a sin?
    Of course it is a sin you filthy Sodomite!

    Jude 1:7 - Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
    Thank you for the answers.

    I have prayed to God and accepted his love into my heart. I feel better in many ways, but i also feel weird and constantly notious. I figure it's just God cleaning all the wickedness out of me.

    So these tattoos are pretty sinful. What do I do about it? Also, I forgot to ask about piercings.

    I have decided to make Bible reading a somewhat daily habit and going to church a weekly habit.

    @Brother Hezekiah I forgot to mention, thanks for the question.

    I have one more question, and it's kinda nasty. So the men of stronger stomach can use google translate as to protect the rest from this question.

    Является ли грехом играть с ануса?

    It's not something I've done often, but I've been curious a few time. Anyways, I have to know, is it a sin?
    You need to go get those tattoos taken off, and I mean now. If Jesus were to kill you today, you would be unclean! Acid or lasers work, but it costs money.



    Pull out all your demon piercings too. Every one.

    I don't speak demon gibberish but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you're asking about being a chronic masturbator. Jesus has to watch you wipe your spooge off (and sniff it) every time you spank your monkey. It's revolting! Just stop it.

    Otherwise, you need to start studying the Holy Word of God on a daily basis, and spending time in your Prayer Closet.

    You do have a Prayer Closet, don't you?

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  • Richard Bancroft
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    Originally posted by Irinka the repentant jewess View Post
    2 Corinthians 5:17 is a good answer to your doubts...
    Madam, with all due respect I will reserve judgement until I have had official confirmation from my contacts in the D.O.F. that no stone has been left unturned in the vetting process.

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  • Irinka the repentant jewess
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    Originally posted by Richard Bancroft View Post
    Former Jewess.
    Russian as native language.

    Is the D.O.F SURE we have not let a communist in?
    2 Corinthians 5:17 is a good answer to your doubts...

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  • Richard Bancroft
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    Originally posted by Irinka the repentant jewess View Post
    As a person who actually speaks Russian (it is my native language)
    Former Jewess.
    Russian as native language.

    Is the D.O.F SURE we have not let a communist in?

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Originally posted by Irinka the Repellent jewess View Post
    As a person who actually speaks Russian (it is my native language), I consider your use of the google translator (of whatever you used) to be silly at best and generally despicable. Russian is too complicated a language to trust computer translator programs to do an adequate job of rendering anything more than a single word at a time. What you presented makes little sense and really does not give an answer to Dave's question.
    I used same the method of encoding the response as Davey had suggested to decode his question.
    When posted back into Google translate the result is as required. Whether resulting Russian has the correct syntax is immaterial.
    Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post
    I have one more question, and it's kinda nasty. So the men of stronger stomach can use google translate as to protect the rest from this question.
    Originally posted by Irinka the Repellent jewess View Post
    Your all-consuming desire to appear as a know-it-all is quite disconcerting. In the case with the Russian translation, you, quite frankly, failed your attempt at coming across as knowledgeable and condescendingly demure. In fact, you looked pathetic...
    At no point did I claim to know Russian, I mealy used the tool mentioned in the question

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  • Irinka the repentant jewess
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    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    I have pointed out God's view before


    You still have not told our readers....
    Your all-consuming desire to appear as a know-it-all is quite disconcerting. In the case with the Russian translation, you, quite frankly, failed your attempt at coming across as knowledgeable and condescendingly demure. In fact, you looked pathetic...

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  • Irinka the repentant jewess
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    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    I have pointed out God's view before


    You still have not told our readers....
    As a person who actually speaks Russian (it is my native language), I consider your use of the google translator (of whatever you used) to be silly at best and generally despicable. Russian is too complicated a language to trust computer translator programs to do an adequate job of rendering anything more than a single word at a time. What you presented makes little sense and really does not give an answer to Dave's question.

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Originally posted by Davey Monroe View Post

    Является ли грехом играть с ануса?
    I have pointed out God's view before
    4. Я бы очень предпочел, чтобы вы не баловались поведения, которая оскорбляет самостоятельно, или ваше добровольное, содержащий согласие партнер юридической возраста и психической зрелости. Как для тех, кто может возразить, я думаю, что выражение Go F *** себе, если они не нахожу это оскорбительным и в этом случае они могут выключить телевизор на этот раз и выйти на прогулку, для разнообразия.
    You still have not told our readers....
    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    Hi there Davey, what be your favourite type of Pasta?

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  • Davey Monroe
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    Thank you for the answers.

    I have prayed to God and accepted his love into my heart. I feel better in many ways, but i also feel weird and constantly notious. I figure it's just God cleaning all the wickedness out of me.

    So these tattoos are pretty sinful. What do I do about it? Also, I forgot to ask about piercings.

    I have decided to make Bible reading a somewhat daily habit and going to church a weekly habit.

    @Brother Hezekiah I forgot to mention, thanks for the question.

    I have one more question, and it's kinda nasty. So the men of stronger stomach can use google translate as to protect the rest from this question.

    Является ли грехом играть с ануса?

    It's not something I've done often, but I've been curious a few time. Anyways, I have to know, is it a sin?

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  • Jo Freddie
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    The readers still want to know, and I have been getting a lot of calls about this.....
    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    Hi there Davey, what be your favourite type of Pasta?

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