[Davey Monroe]

Re: Salutations

Davey, I'm trying to prove a theory that the Jews conspired to introduce gayness into the world and I have a few questions...

1. Was your whore mother a Jew?
2. Was the Homer who assulted you a Jew?
3. If he was a Jew, did he hypnotize you with his beady eyes or his money?
4. Having been born a Commie bastard, made gay by a Jew, did this persuade you to vote for the monkey Nigra Moham president?
5. Were his teeth sharp?
6. Did he offer you wine and matzo bread before he had his way with you?
7. And finally, did you suddenly have the urge to hate Christ and take joy in his suffering?

Any input is appreciated

God Bless

1. Yes. I was told so.
2. I.D.K. It was rape.
3. No. I never saw his face.
4. No. I don't vote.
5. Lol. I.D.K. He didn't bite me. I barley remember it, I was young.
6. No. I was walking out late and he grabbed me. Next think I remember I was in a dark alley crying, and bleeding. Everything was sore. I must have blocked out the memory.
7. No. I didn't know much about religion at that age.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Salutations

Davey, I'm trying to prove a theory that the Jews conspired to introduce gayness into the world and I have a few questions...

1. Was your whore mother a Jew?
2. Was the Homer who assulted you a Jew?
3. If he was a Jew, did he hypnotize you with his beady eyes or his money?
4. Having been born a Commie bastard, made gay by a Jew, did this persuade you to vote for the monkey Nigra Moham president?
5. Were his teeth sharp?
6. Did he offer you wine and matzo bread before he had his way with you?
7. And finally, did you suddenly have the urge to hate Christ and take joy in his suffering?

Any input is appreciated

God Bless

Good questions, Brother Hezekiah. One can never be too careful.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Salutations

Hey. Well I Got out of the hospital a few days ago, I'm fine (just went a little crazy with those pills).

Anyways, I've spent the past few days thinking, drinking (Lord forgive me), and smoking (Cigarettes) over a book (The Holy Bible King James Version).

I've been reading it, and tomorrow I'm going to the local Baptist Church to pray with a Pastor and Renounce the Devil from my heart as I let God's Light shine deep in me.

Anyways, I just wanted to update you. I also wanted to thank you.
It was so hard for me to admit I was or am a gay abomination of the human race. See, I never had a father figure, and I had to pretty much raise myself. So all of that learning from my mom as a baby, and the rape, probably turned me gay, but you can't admit that when you live around heroine dealers and gun dealers and just, people who won't tolerate weakness.

Oh, and I wanted help listing all my sins. I.D.K. if being raped or having gay thoughts counts as gay. Also, are drugs against God? What about Alcohol? Tobacco? Rock n'Roll? And what do I do about my tats? They mark me as a Devil worshiper (More specifically a follower of Sitri, but you guys probably don't want to know about that).

If everything I did was a sin, then what do I do now? What can I do? What's wrong to do, what's right... Oh man, you guys were right! I can't help it. Just always got to grab the spotlight. I'll pray about it.
Please do answer my questions though.

What a wonderful day! All that you need to do is surrender to Jesus, accept Him as as your Saviour® and you will be washed clean in the blood of the Lamb.

You have shown the courage and the sticktoitiveness of decent Christian youth and you should feel proud that you are choosing to go to Heaven rather than Hell.

Alcohol is fine in moderation:

Ephesians 5:18 "And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit"

Tattoos, as you have already read are wrong.

As to being raped, under normal spcircumstances you could be put to death but under secular law that ain't going to happen (at least until a decent God fearing Republican returns, in triumph to the White House).

Keep the gay thoughts to yourself.

Glory!

[Esther B.]

Re: Salutations

Welcome back!

I don't know the answers to all of your questions, but I think I can answer two of them.

Alcohol is mentioned several times in the Bible, but as far as I know (please don't take my word for this), there is nothing condemning it. Tattoos are another story.

Leviticus 19:28:
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

I have heard that there are ways to remove tattoos with lasers, but perhaps you could keep them (or at least one) to remind you of your sinful ways so you don't return to them.
I'm sure that someone else who has read the Bible more than I have can help you with the rest.

[Brother Hezekiah]

Re: Salutations

Davey, I'm trying to prove a theory that the Jews conspired to introduce gayness into the world and I have a few questions...

1. Was your whore mother a Jew?
2. Was the Homer who assulted you a Jew?
3. If he was a Jew, did he hypnotize you with his beady eyes or his money?
4. Having been born a Commie bastard, made gay by a Jew, did this persuade you to vote for the monkey Nigra Moham president?
5. Were his teeth sharp?
6. Did he offer you wine and matzo bread before he had his way with you?
7. And finally, did you suddenly have the urge to hate Christ and take joy in his suffering?

Any input is appreciated

God Bless

[Davey Monroe]

Re: Salutations

Hey. Well I Got out of the hospital a few days ago, I'm fine (just went a little crazy with those pills).

Anyways, I've spent the past few days thinking, drinking (Lord forgive me), and smoking (Cigarettes) over a book (The Holy Bible King James Version).

I've been reading it, and tomorrow I'm going to the local Baptist Church to pray with a Pastor and Renounce the Devil from my heart as I let God's Light shine deep in me.

Anyways, I just wanted to update you. I also wanted to thank you.
It was so hard for me to admit I was or am a gay abomination of the human race. See, I never had a father figure, and I had to pretty much raise myself. So all of that learning from my mom as a baby, and the rape, probably turned me gay, but you can't admit that when you live around heroine dealers and gun dealers and just, people who won't tolerate weakness.

Oh, and I wanted help listing all my sins. I.D.K. if being raped or having gay thoughts counts as gay. Also, are drugs against God? What about Alcohol? Tobacco? Rock n'Roll? And what do I do about my tats? They mark me as a Devil worshiper (More specifically a follower of Sitri, but you guys probably don't want to know about that).

If everything I did was a sin, then what do I do now? What can I do? What's wrong to do, what's right... Oh man, you guys were right! I can't help it. Just always got to grab the spotlight. I'll pray about it.
Please do answer my questions though.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Salutations

Davey, thank God you finally accept you are a homofaqual. Please stop trying to 'make a move on me' now that you know what you are doing.

Try Zekie Boy instead

[James Hutchins]

Re: Salutations

Davey, thank God you finally accept you are a homofaqual. Please stop trying to 'make a move on me' now that you know what you are doing.
Here is an idea, why not make a move on Jesus. Let Him slip some wisdom in during a quickie prayer.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Salutations

I knew he was a queer.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Salutations

So that's my story basicly, i lov eyou guys and thanks forevery think. iov goten pretty drunk aND THESE PILLS AEE KICKINGIN. SO I CAnt type too much else. your the closest tol famly ivever had and gye frendly strangers,

Oh son, you've brought tears to my eyes! I think the LORD is wooing you with His Perfect Love! You'll see, once you confess all those terrible, horrible, ugly sins you've been hoarding around your whole life, and you accept Jesus in their place, you'll feel a great weight off your shoulders! You'll feel light, and fantastic, and just wonderful! Jesus wants to heal you, He wants to make you whole! He wants to be inside you and guide you and love you up to pieces! And He'll never ever hurt you! You might want to start with the Song of Solomon when you pick up your Holy Bible. These are beautiful love poems the LORD is telling YOU! Even though He wrote it thousands of years ago and it was between two people from a completely different time and place, where they didn't have so much as the knowledge of keeping one's hands clean, still, it's meant for YOU today! I would just be careful when you get to the fisting part (Song of Solomon 5:4). If it brings back any traumatic memories or any undesired warm feelings, get in touch with a True Christian™ mentor or pastor right away.

[Davey Monroe]

Re: Salutations

This poor lad is having a crisis of sexuality and is hovering over the stinking abyss of rampant, gaping, bumhunger.

I pray he will choose Jesus, instead.

YIC

You guys are right. I just can't act straight untill I accept I'm gay and I can't. I really don't think I'm gay, but I've always had feelings. I just can't do this. I've prayed to god again and again, nothing helps. I'm destined to burn. Even now I can't help complaining like a little girl. There is nothing good about me, exept I know when to give up. Thanks for everything, but before I finish this last drink I want to tell the truth for once in my live.

My name is David Aleister Monroe. I was born is St. Petersburge, Russia. My mother was a jewish whore. Her momher was jewish, and her father was french. They met something with the holocast. Then came the abuse, i was raped as a kid. Geuus where? By a gay guy up my ass. The right, I moved by then into california. See then i was in foster care under another name. I din't know it though. My mother gave me up is what they said. yah, i don't evan know my real legal name. I was still young, like 5. Barley remember her face. They moved m,e to washington for a while. Theats where i was for a while and a freind gave me pot. At the time, I was developing mentyal illnessdes, and like schizophrenia, depresion, insomnia. That's why i started freaking out and I cut myself and my freind gave me pot so i would stop. By the time theye got me back to california, i had done pot shrooms acid extacy angeldust coke and i think that s it but i aslo tryed lean afew times. I got bust then by my school and by the time i graduated(baerly) i wqas clean. I din't go top colege and i joined a Satinic cult i LA and met other rusians and got these cool tatoos. My favorite ies the one one my hand, ceter. not the palm, the back. Its the left hand. I'm all alone now, yuo see. I kindaf liked theidea of a father, holy andasll. I don't know. So that's my story basicly, i lov eyou guys and thanks forevery think. iov goten pretty drunk aND THESE PILLS AEE KICKINGIN. SO I CAnt type too much else. your the closest tol famly ivever had and gye frendly strangers,

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Salutations

I'm late. Can someone bring me up to date? Why does this gay Davey guy hate Jesus?

This poor lad is having a crisis of sexuality and is hovering over the stinking abyss of rampant, gaping, bumhunger.

I pray he will choose Jesus, instead.

YIC

[Des]

Re: Salutations

I'm late. Can someone bring me up to date? Why does this gay Davey guy hate Jesus?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Salutations

I never sold myself. I was a Satanic Sinner.
One of the reasons I kept my head alone in the profile picture is so you wouldn't see all me Satanic Tatoos. I'm really at the bottom of my rope. I prayed. Did I mention that i actually prayed to not look gay.
You know how sickening that is for me. Literally. I puked. I try so hard and still all I am is a "gay drama queen". I know I talk to much, and I annoy. I hate myself every time I look in the mirror. Whatever. I'm at the end of my rope. That's it, all I really have to say. Help. Actually help.

I think the thing that is so confusing to people is how you reacted to being mistaken for a gay. Most people, secure in their sexuality, who never worry about hidden desires to run their fingers and lips over the supple yet muscular skin of downy haired, clean limbed young youths would have shrugged it off with na'ry a thought.

Why didn't you? I know I would have.

YIC

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Salutations

You still haven't. You see, I'm not attracted to the male gender and find the Idea rather revolting.

Then why make a big deal out of it? Why not let it be and not get all worked up like some feisty, young giz-bucket with a face for creaming on? Makes us wonder.