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Heavenly Father We love you we thank you Jesus for your love for your mercy for your kindness for your faithfulness Father we thank you for the blood of Jesus the blood that washes us the blood that saves us the blood that delivers us Lord have mercy on us my trust is in you Lord teach me today even give us the spirit of knowledge gives us the spirit of wisdom gives us the spirit of understanding that we lean not to our our own understanding but we lean to the word of God in that we acknowledge you YOU our King our Savior our love our joy our peace our righteousness greater are you than anything in this world you Lord have power over all flesh and Lord Jesus I magnify and I bless you have you way Jesus Have your way Lord
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Oh Praise His Holy Name!
Friend, it is always nice to see another person whose love for the Heavenly King is so overwhelming she cannot keep it to herself!
How did Jesus rescue you from a life of sin and spiritual death? We would love to hear your testimony!
\0/Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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What in Sam Hill are you going on about, friend? You sound like my friend's uncle Al, who spent years and years smoking crack and drinking heavily before he got clean and got saved.Originally posted by I.loveu. View Post
Now he ruins every Thanksgiving and Christmas by insisting on saying grace before we eat dinner, and in his case, "saying grace" means a big, long, incoherent run-on sentence not unlike the one you just authored.
This here's the INTRODUCTION FORUM, not the delaying Thanksgiving dinner with a ten minute rambling prayer forum.
Get to introducing yourself, little lady! Tell us how many years you were on the street smoking crack, and how long it's been since Jesus lifted you up out of the gutter and filled you up with His holy, holy love!
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