Hello, All :)

[FeministEngineer]

I'm new to this forum, and newly returned to Christianity in general, so I'm trying to find other believers. Though I don't go to Church much, I feel God's presence every time I do physics or calculus to understand the workings of His creations or use the gifts and talents He gave me to create something new. For me, understanding the world, and to an even greater extent, the Universe, is the best way to get close to God. The best way to understand the world is through science and mathematics. I'm in love with outer space; in fact, I believe the most pure and beautiful religious experience one can have is looking through a high-powered telescope or the images from space satellites and grapple with the magnitude and complexity of the Lord's creation. On a different note, I have noticed some dissenting views with mine on this forums--hopefully we can have good discussions! For instance, I believe denying that dinosaurs and other fossilized creatures robs God of credit for some of his truly fascinating creations, and that treating women like property undermines the God-given sanctity of humanity. My favorite Bible verse is Mark 12:31 "Love your neighbor as yourself.' There is no commandment greater than these."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Bulldyke;

Kindly keep your unsaved opinions to yourself. We are True Christians(tm) here, and we follow EVERY word of the Holy Bible, not just the ones that sound "nice."

Does your husband even know that you're posting here?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

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YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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I'm new to this forum, and newly returned to Christianity in general, so I'm trying to find other believers.

Welcome, dear.

While your post troubles me greatly, it may indeed be that you have been led here for a reason. Perhaps we can help you. I do hope that is the case.

Though I don't go to Church much, I feel God's presence every time I do physics or calculus to understand the workings of His creations or use the gifts and talents He gave me to create something new.

So you violate the Scriptures by forsaking the assembly (see Hebrews 10:25) and waste time trying to make up for it with the sinning scientist pyscho-babble of math? And calculus is the devil's cunnilingus. And that is supposed to make us respect you how exactly?

For me, understanding the world, and to an even greater extent, the Universe, is the best way to get close to God.

God's creation is beyond understanding. Attempting to grasp it is just arrogance and rank stupidity...

Job 36:26: "Behold, God is great, and we know him not, neither can the number of his years be searched out."

Romans 11:33: "O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out!"

The best way to understand the world is through science and mathematics.

Please provide a Scripture for that.

I'm in love with outer space; in fact, I believe the most pure and beautiful religious experience one can have is looking through a high-powered telescope or the images from space satellites and grapple with the magnitude and complexity of the Lord's creation. On a different note, I have noticed some dissenting views with mine on this forums--hopefully we can have good discussions!

Why? Nothing is up there, just the firmament. God intended us to live down here!

For instance, I believe denying that dinosaurs and other fossilized creatures robs God of credit for some of his truly fascinating creations,

We don't believe in wasting time investigating so-called dinosaurs when most are just a hoax. Those that aren't are found to be things planted in the earth by Satan to throw off the Faithful™.

But why do you think we should care about dead animals when even live ones occupy very little of our thoughts?

and that treating women like property undermines the God-given sanctity of humanity. My favorite Bible verse is Mark 12:31 "Love your neighbor as yourself.' There is no commandment greater than these."

I'm really sorry you can't live with the role God has for you. Should a negro who doesn't want to work in the fields be allowed to come inside in the air conditioning from picking melons just because he doesn't like the labor??? If so, what rules would you have to hold society together?

Come on, Mrs. Answers. Let's hear it.

Regards,

Pastor Ed

[Mary Thompson]

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treating women like property undermines the God-given sanctity of humanity

Read the Bible, feminazi, there are many verses in the Bible that clearly state a woman's role, I have a few in my signature.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome. While it may seem imporant to you, we have no interest in learning about the armpit hair clips you created. You need to do what God designed you for and make babies for Jesus and keep a sparkling home for your husband. And stop the foolishness.

[Talitha]

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I'm new to this forum, and newly returned to Christianity in general, so I'm trying to find other believers. Though I don't go to Church much, I feel God's presence every time I do physics or calculus to understand the workings of His creations or use the gifts and talents He gave me to create something new. For me, understanding the world, and to an even greater extent, the Universe, is the best way to get close to God. The best way to understand the world is through science and mathematics. I'm in love with outer space; in fact, I believe the most pure and beautiful religious experience one can have is looking through a high-powered telescope or the images from space satellites and grapple with the magnitude and complexity of the Lord's creation. On a different note, I have noticed some dissenting views with mine on this forums--hopefully we can have good discussions! For instance, I believe denying that dinosaurs and other fossilized creatures robs God of credit for some of his truly fascinating creations, and that treating women like property undermines the God-given sanctity of humanity. My favorite Bible verse is Mark 12:31 "Love your neighbor as yourself.' There is no commandment greater than these."

My goodness, where do I start?
Listen dear, It's obvious from your post that you need a man in your life to look after.
There's nothing like being in a good Christian marriage with a man and 7 or 8 little soldiers to get all of this nonsense out of your tiny head.

The only physics and calculus you will need is how long to bake a pie and what time your husband comes back from work.

There are no dissenting views here dear. You can find all the facts you need in a Bible (KJV).

God Bless.

[Haywood Beasley]

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I'm in love with outer space; in fact, I believe the most pure and beautiful religious experience one can have is looking through a high-powered telescope or the images from space satellites and grapple with the magnitude and complexity of the Lord's creation.

It is clear to see where you have been led astray. Space is the ultimate deception of satan. Beyond the sky is nothing more than sin and lies.

Sometimes at night when I am out in my yard, drinking a god-fearing non-alcoholic drink, looking up at the sky, I also feel the temptation of satan. Recently I have come across a good solution for this. I consulted with fellow soldiers of Christ and determined that what I needed was a God-pod:



Now this may appear as a standard hunting blind, however I have retrofitted the inside to hold 3-4 KJV1611's along with a small reading lamp. I also keep about 300-400 rounds of .30-06 along with my M1903 aka Jesus-rod (from a more civilized time).

With this setup, whenever I feel the temptation of those devil specks in the sky I can shoot them out one by one while saying a prayer, I like to think of it as my own rosary.

I hope this simple tip can help you turn away from your heathen ways and continue pursuit of the LORDS blessing.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I'm new to this forum, and newly returned to Christianity in general, so I'm trying to find other believers. Though I don't go to Church much, I feel God's presence every time I do physics or calculus to understand the workings of His creations or use the gifts and talents He gave me to create something new. For me, understanding the world, and to an even greater extent, the Universe, is the best way to get close to God. The best way to understand the world is through science and mathematics. I'm in love with outer space; in fact, I believe the most pure and beautiful religious experience one can have is looking through a high-powered telescope or the images from space satellites and grapple with the magnitude and complexity of the Lord's creation. On a different note, I have noticed some dissenting views with mine on this forums--hopefully we can have good discussions! For instance, I believe denying that dinosaurs and other fossilized creatures robs God of credit for some of his truly fascinating creations, and that treating women like property undermines the God-given sanctity of humanity. My favorite Bible verse is Mark 12:31 "Love your neighbor as yourself.' There is no commandment greater than these."

Dear friend:

If your belief system isn't based on Scripture, except one cherry-picked verse, then in what sense is it Christian?

Matt. 4:4: But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Note: Every word. Jesus didn't say,

Not Matt. 4:4: But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by those words that proceed out of the mouth of God that strike the fancy of some uppity female, for thou mayest ignore the rest.