[Gospel of Truth]

Re: Hello everybody

Young lady, it is well known that Samual Jackinson is a black man: what does that tell you?

It tells you that he cannot be trusted.

If you can't be bothered to read and live the Bible(KJV1611) and are so taken with Jungle Fever that you would obsess over the words of a Nigra 'thespian' you will have no place in a decent Christian world.

YIC

Thanks Dr Laurence. This is the kind of advice and guidance I came here for! I will definitely look up the book you are talking about. I am a man by the way.

Didymus. What is Netflix? I use IMDB, as you can search for an individual actor or actress and see all the movies he or she has appeared in, directed, produced, etc. Also, you get to see photos of and interviews with them. I have an autograph from Tom Cruise who came to England last year. I would love to meet Halle Berry, who is only partly black, as she looks hot! I am waiting to hear about Netflix.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello everybody

...Didymus. What is Netflix?...

Google it, and if you don't know what Google is, Google it.

...I have an autograph from Tom Cruise...

Warning: totally insane (and a Scientologist [correlation? causation? dunno])

...I would love to meet Halle Berry...

Meet her? That's all?

Watch Swordfish, you'll want to *removed by Admins, this is a family forum*.

[WWJDnow]

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Hi.

My name is Steve and I am from England.

I have Tourettes Syndrome, so I have been banned from all my local churches.

Your churches banned you because you have Tourettes Syndrome? What in Heaven's name is wrong with those people? Jesus looking down from Heaven must be appalled! People of God DO NOT turn someone away just because he suffers from Tourettes. Instead, we perform an exorcism to get rid of the demon.

If you have the $15,000 it costs to cover the expenses, we can probably arrange for a Landover Baptist Church Pastor to take care of your problem.

[Didymus Much]

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...If you have the $15,000 it costs to cover the expenses, we can probably arrange for a Landover Baptist Church Junior Pastor to take care of your problem.

FTFY. You know Zeke doesn't get out of bed for less than 50 large.

[Gospel of Truth]

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Your churches banned you because you have Tourettes Syndrome? What in Heaven's name is wrong with those people?

I have been to churches of most denominations, just to try to find Jesus and ask for help with my affliction. I have had varying responses on visiting these places. I will try to precis the advice that I received before they ejected me...

Catholics - "We will light a candle for you", and I have to say "Hey, Mary!" 500 times. Very kind people.

Anglicans - "You need a doctor". Seemed genuinely concerned.

Quakers - Spoke to me through the letter box until I accidentally swore. Asked me to leave the premises nicely enough.

Church of Scotland - Referred me to a psychiatrist who was a member of the congregation (and they took £10 from me).

Salvation Army - Tried to hold a conversation with me about this until I ruined it by blaspheming. Seemed very nice and keen to help up to then.

Baptists - Said I am possessed by Satan and will be damned in hell for all eternity.

That's why I am here.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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Hi.

My name is Steve and I am from England.

I have Tourettes Syndrome, so I have been banned from all my local churches.

Steve, I had a cousin that had Tourettes Syndrome and was completely cured with prayer!! Our entire congregation prayed for a miracle for my cousin's Tourettes and Jesus answered our prayers, not the way we thought He would, but Gods ways are not our ways, of course. One of our more devout church members received the remedy directly from Jesus. It was as simple as sending my twenty-two year old, accountant cousin, to a black biker bar for a night. It seems blacks are very receptive to helping whites rid themselves of Tourettes. My cousin is now 100% free of his affliction(may his soul rest in peace). Thank You Jesus!!!

[Gospel of Truth]

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Hello. That is a very touching story and proof of the power of prayer to heal someone, (or at least prevent further suffering).