My Goodness!

[Beatrice]

So this is where unsaved trash are to tell you what church they go to, what their favorite Bible verse is, and how they came to find Jesus. But, if they are unsaved trash, will they go to church, or have a favorite Bible verse? And surely, if they are unsaved trash, they will not have found Jesus.

It seems your church isn't very well endowed in the brain-power department.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: My Goodness!

Welcome to the forum, Beatrice. Being pretty well endowed in the brain-power department, I noticed you didn't tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Beatrice]

Re: My Goodness!

Dear Brother, I am a fine Christian woman who found the Lord when I was 14, but have never been satisfied with the churches I have been to. I have found them all too liberal and few which take the Bible literally enough. My favorite Bible verse is: Hebrews 2:3 "How shall we escape if we neglect so great salvation; which at the first began to be spoken by the Lord, and was confirmed unto us by them that heard him;"

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: My Goodness!

What brought you to the Lord? Were you raised in a Christian home?

I'm glad to hear you reject liberal theology, yet you should find a church (Heb 10:25).

Tell us why you like Heb 2:3 so much.

There is more we would like to know about you. Do you have a head (1 Cor 11:3)? Has your womb been fruitful?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: My Goodness!

Welcome, Beatrice. Please don't get too hung up on these arbitrary classifications. For our purposes, you're only unsaved trash until you prove otherwise. Kind of like how in Arizona you're only regarded as an illegal immigrant until you produce your papers.

We pride ourselves on our fairness.

[Mary Thompson]

Re: My Goodness!

Welcome to our friendly forums, Beatrice. Enough whining about being labeled as Unsaved Trash, its how everyone starts as until we learn more about you, that's why you have to introduce yourself. How many sons have you birthed for God?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: My Goodness!

Welcome, Beatrice. Please don't get too hung up on these arbitrary classifications. For our purposes, you're only unsaved trash until you prove otherwise. Kind of like how in Arizona you're only regarded as an illegal immigrant until you produce your papers.

We pride ourselves on our fairness.

Amen Brother - this overt concern over "Unsaved Trash" is disturbing. You would think by now everyone knows about the Eve apple thing and being cast out of the Garden of Eden. We all are born with original sin that we inherit from this unfortunate affront to God. That's what Salvation® and Jesus is all about and why we are here at the Landover Baptist Church.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: My Goodness!

Welcome to the forum, Beatrice. Being pretty well endowed in the brain-power department, I noticed you didn't tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

I didn't think it was a very good start, Mr Pendergast.

So..

Starting off with "So.." was almost sneering I thought. As I read the rest of the post however it became more sarcastic.

Sneering and sarcasm don't create the best of first impressions do they. I'll see how things go before replying further.

[Gospel of Truth]

Re: My Goodness!

Welcome to our lovely forum, Beatrice.

I have only been here a short while, but already by the power of prayer, the forum members have shown me how to rid myself of Tourettes Syndrome by killing myself.

I hope you find similar guidance!

Best wishes. Steve.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: My Goodness!

Welcome to our lovely forum, Beatrice.

I have only been here a short while, but already by the power of prayer, the forum members have shown me how to rid myself of Tourettes Syndrome by killing myself.

I hope you find similar guidance!

Best wishes. Steve.

I have never found suicide an answer for the syndrome Tourette. Prayer, fasting, consulting with a Godly Pastoral Team all these are good. Don't get your opportunity for eternal life cancelled by loose lips and a flickering tongue (like a snake). Turn to Jesus today.

[James Hutchins]

Re: My Goodness!

So this is where unsaved trash are to tell you what church they go to, what their favorite Bible verse is, and how they came to find Jesus. But, if they are unsaved trash, will they go to church, or have a favorite Bible verse? And surely, if they are unsaved trash, they will not have found Jesus.

It seems your church isn't very well endowed in the brain-power department.

I can assure you, my brain is very well hung. Perhaps some day I can show you how turgid it is.

[Mary Thompson]

Re: My Goodness!

Welcome to our lovely forum, Beatrice.

I have only been here a short while, but already by the power of prayer, the forum members have shown me how to rid myself of Tourettes Syndrome by killing myself.

I hope you find similar guidance!

Best wishes. Steve.

You are quite mistaken there, dear, Exodus 20:13 applies to yourself as well.