Greetings and Joy, fellow Saved

[Attila's Wife]

Thank the Lord that I have at last found my true home among you, my friends.

Living as I do in Italy, truly a Godforsaken land full of evil Papists (plus the occasional Mormon and Jehovah's Witness), at present I have no church to go to. But I go from door to door, spreading the word, and perhaps in time I may be able to gather together a group of like-minded people and open a church.

I do hope that our estimable Pastors would be prepared to visit and give us the benefit of their wisdom.

My favourite Bible verses are too many to list here, but I would mention in particular Deuteronomy 23:1 and Ezekiel 23:19-20.

In all honesty I feel that I should confess that I used to allow the family cat to sleep on the bed, until I read Exodus 22:19. I hope you will not judge me too harshly for this.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Greetings and Joy, fellow Saved

Welcome young lady. Jesus certainly must have a plan for you among the filthy, cracker-munching wops. Do you have a favorite Psalm that comforts you during the daily trials of living with the papist fools?

I do hope you have found a wholesome Christian man and are dropping soldiers for Christ every nine months? We can eventually re-populate that cesspool with normal and decent people if we all do our part.

In Christ

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Welcome to our friendly forums! So nice to see how Jesus gathers the believers from all corners of the earth to praise His Name together!

Are you married, dear? Do you have children?

[Russell Holbeck]

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Hello Attila's Wife.

I had to look up Atilla he was the leader of the Huns so then I had to look up Huns and they were the people who settled in Hungary. I shot a wild boar in Hungary we made sausage with it even the blood it is better than it sounds.

All of the people I was hunting with were Catholics so they are not going to Heaven.

Thank you.

Rusty

P.S. I did not have to look up Wife.

[Attila's Wife]

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Bless you both for the welcome. I certainly feel among friends here.

At the age of 92 I regret that my childbearing days are probably behind me, though Our Lord may yet choose me as a vehicle for one of His miracles. But I did have 8 children between 1940 and 1948, before losing my late husband to a Jezebel in capri pants, which were fashionable at the time. It was perhaps unwise to marry a Hungarian who spoke no English.

Poor Attila went to Hell in 2008. Despite my best efforts, with daily letters and phone calls over a period of 60 years, he was never Saved.

The Psalm which has given me comfort during the difficult years is Psalm 118, coincidentally the current number of my direct descendants.

I am particularly fond of the line:

It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in man.

[Russell Holbeck]

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Hello Attila's Wife.

If you have another baby you would be older than Sarah she was 90 when she got pregnant she was married to Abraham.

You might have to change your name if you have another baby because her name used to be Sarai but she changed it to Sarah when her baby was born because God told her to.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Greetings and Joy, fellow Saved

Thank the Lord that I have at last found my true home among you, my friends.

Living as I do in Italy, truly a Godforsaken land full of evil Papists (plus the occasional Mormon and Jehovah's Witness), at present I have no church to go to. But I go from door to door, spreading the word, and perhaps in time I may be able to gather together a group of like-minded people and open a church.

I do hope that our estimable Pastors would be prepared to visit and give us the benefit of their wisdom.

My favourite Bible verses are too many to list here, but I would mention in particular Deuteronomy 23:1 and Ezekiel 23:19-20.

In all honesty I feel that I should confess that I used to allow the family cat to sleep on the bed, until I read Exodus 22:19. I hope you will not judge me too harshly for this.

A hearty welcome, Attila's Wife.

You seem to know your way around God's Word, and with enough wisdom put away through the years to make Satan flee from your presence. Well done.

In His Grace,

Pastor Ed

[Nobar King]

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Welcome to our forum. Since you are at such an advanced age I am going to start planning for your funeral.

[Attila's Wife]

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Russell, I will forever be Attila's Wife, even though as an unrepentant Sinner he is burning in Hell for all eternity.

Pastor Ed, I am honoured to be welcomed by you - even though, having failed to please my late husband, I know in my heart that am unworthy of your praise. You are truly a generous and forgiving man.

Nobar King, what can I say? You are a true friend, way beyond what I have come to expect in my short time here. Are you married? I will be in touch by private message with contact details for my 118 descendants (possibly 120 or 121 by next week, if all are safely delivered) and I am sure you will enjoy dealing with them.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Hello Mrs Hun. Thank you for an actual introduction, and I'm sorry to hear that you live in Italy. Have you considered moving to somewhere else? Scotland perhaps? or The Falklands? They only have 1 catholic church there (I suppose it comes with a priest) which would be much easier on the eye than what seems to go on in Italy. Less gabbling too.

Jesus is very clear on the subject of animals. As children we were aware of what a stud fee was paid for on the farm and naturally there are observations made to see whether the fee is due. Due to our smaller size (except in the case of cattle, horses and swine) we were often able to announce the result quite early and it was an added bonus to guess what the pups (or calves, foals and piglets) would look like. Certain stud animals would be selected according to their characteristics and of course we're able to read about Jacob's sheep in The Bible. I often feel that without farm experience people grow up unaware of where their food comes from and they grow up warped. God put those passages in The Bible for them. There is more to life than piebald rods.

GENESIS 30
37 And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods.
38 And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink.
39a And the flocks conceived before the rods,
KJV context

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Matilda;

Don't start trying to force us to eat that spicey wop food. Ethnic foods hotten up the blood, and are to be avoided.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Mary Thompson]

Re: Greetings and Joy, fellow Saved

Thank the Lord that I have at last found my true home among you, my friends.

Living as I do in Italy, truly a Godforsaken land full of evil Papists (plus the occasional Mormon and Jehovah's Witness), at present I have no church to go to. But I go from door to door, spreading the word, and perhaps in time I may be able to gather together a group of like-minded people and open a church.

I do hope that our estimable Pastors would be prepared to visit and give us the benefit of their wisdom.

My favourite Bible verses are too many to list here, but I would mention in particular Deuteronomy 23:1 and Ezekiel 23:19-20.

In all honesty I feel that I should confess that I used to allow the family cat to sleep on the bed, until I read Exodus 22:19. I hope you will not judge me too harshly for this.

Welcome, Mrs. Hun to our friendly forums , glad to know at least one Italian isn't a filthy Mary-worshipping Cathlick and wants to open their heart to Jesus.

[Attila's Wife]

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Welcome, Mrs. Hun to our friendly forums , glad to know at least one Italian isn't a filthy Mary-worshipping Cathlick and wants to open their heart to Jesus.

Who are you calling an Eyetalian? I am of Welsh Baptist stock, sadly diluted by a little Church of England institutionalised agnosticism. But that is all behind me now that I have found my spiritual home.

Dydd da and Praise the Lord.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Who are you calling an Eyetalian? I am of Welsh Baptist stock, sadly diluted by a little Church of England institutionalised agnosticism. But that is all behind me now that I have found my spiritual home.

Dydd da and Praise the Lord.

Are you saying you're a dadaist?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Greetings and Joy, fellow Saved

Who are you calling an Eyetalian? I am of Welsh Baptist stock, sadly diluted by a little Church of England institutionalised agnosticism. But that is all behind me now that I have found my spiritual home.

Dydd da and Praise the Lord.

Hello Mrs Wife.

I have to say I'm very confused. You say you are Welsh but you also say you are a wop?

Please clarify.

God bless.