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  • #1

    hey

    Hello,

    I'm Chris, I graduated from WCTC in Applied Science and Physics, Graphic Design, and I have my BA of fine arts at MIAD. I'm in-between churches at the moment as I'm not quite sure which to join. I grew up Baptist but for the last 3 years I've been going to a Methodist church.

    So... hey.
    Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
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  • #2
    Re: hey

    Originally posted by Oneofakind View Post
    Hello,

    I'm Chris, I graduated from WCTC in Applied Science and Physics, Graphic Design, and I have my BA of fine arts at MIAD. I'm in-between churches at the moment as I'm not quite sure which to join. I grew up Baptist but for the last 3 years I've been going to a Methodist church.

    So... hey.
    Oh and sorry I asked about the flying spaghetti monster, i just thought it was kind of funny.
    Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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    • #3
      Re: hey

      Hello Oneofakind.

      Since you did not pick a favorite Bible verse I picked one for you it talks about art it is Exodus 35:35 it says:

      Them hath he filled with wisdom of heart, to work all manner of work, of the engraver, and of the cunning workman, and of the embroiderer, in blue, and in purple, in scarlet, and in fine linen, and of the weaver, even of them that do any work, and of those that devise cunning work.

      Earlier in Exodus 35 I thought it had a bad word but I looked it up and shittim wood means acacia wood.

      Thank you.

      Rusty

      P.S. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not real there are some people here who do not walk with Jesus but they are still nice.
      Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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      • #4
        Re: hey

        Hello Chris, and welcome to our friendly forum! I don't know what your degree is in, I didn't recognize the meaning of those particular letters (I know what science and physics is - I teach my children Creation Science from the Holy Bible as a comprehensive part of their home education). Anyway, what's your favorite Bible verse? How did you come to know and love the LORD Jesus?

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #5
          Re: hey

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Hello Chris, and welcome to our friendly forum! I don't know what your degree is in, I didn't recognize the meaning of those particular letters (I know what science and physics is - I teach my children Creation Science from the Holy Bible as a comprehensive part of their home education). Anyway, what's your favorite Bible verse? How did you come to know and love the LORD Jesus?

          Applied science and physics in graphic design is ... computer science education in advertising design, like using all of the Adobe software, website design and coding, flash animation, animation 3D and 4D, and more.

          and you know what fine art is.

          hmm.. favorite passage, that's a hard one. umm..

          I guess I really loveJohn 4:13, 14 Jesus answered and said unto her, Whosoever drinketh of this water shall thirst again: But whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life.

          I was born into Christ, baptized at birth and again at 18.
          Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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          • #6
            Re: hey

            Dear Christine;

            Please use this thread for its intended purpose; INTRODUCE yourself.

            How old are you? Where are you from? Can we assume that your husband has given his permission for you to be attending a good Christian College? How do you manage to raise his sons, tend to his needs, and do your homework all at the same time?

            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

            You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

            Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

            YIC,

            --Pastor Ezekiel
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: hey

              why am I given these infractions over everything I post which is unoffensive and well meaning?
              Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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              • #8
                Re: hey

                Originally posted by Oneofakind View Post
                why am I given these infractions over everything I post which is unoffensive and well meaning?
                People who praise Jesus in old fashioned American language don't get infractions.

                Just saying.

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #9
                  Re: hey

                  Actually it's Christopher, I'm a male. I graduated from secular colleges, and I'm 31 years old.
                  Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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                  • #10
                    Re: hey

                    Originally posted by Oneofakind View Post
                    Actually it's Christopher, I'm a male. I graduated from secular colleges, and I'm 31 years old.
                    Not something to brag about.

                    Pastor Ed

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                    • #11
                      Re: hey

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                      Not something to brag about.

                      Pastor Ed
                      I enjoyed it. Fantastic schools.
                      Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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                      • #12
                        Re: hey

                        Originally posted by Oneofakind View Post
                        I enjoyed it. Fantastic schools.
                        So which year in secular college did you turn queer? I've heard that every cannukistani (even the frogs) are forced by the ultraliberal government up there to turn queer for 2 years once you turn 18. The "National Service" or something?

                        You do understand that this is a Christian forum.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: hey

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          So which year in secular college did you turn queer? I've heard that every cannukistani (even the frogs) are forced by the ultraliberal government up there to turn queer for 2 years once you turn 18. The "National Service" or something?

                          You do understand that this is a Christian forum.
                          That's extremely rude to say.. either way.. both schools were very conservative and most professors were Christian..

                          George Bush went to Harvard a secular college..
                          Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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                          • #14
                            Re: hey

                            Originally posted by Oneofakind View Post

                            George Bush went to Harvard a secular college..
                            HOW DARE YOU compare yourself to George W. Bush!!?? He was THE greatest President of all times! You aren't fit to lick the chewing gum off the heel of his hand-made loafers.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #15
                              Re: hey

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              HOW DARE YOU compare yourself to George W. Bush!!?? He was THE greatest President of all times! You aren't fit to lick the chewing gum off the heel of his hand-made loafers.
                              Why is everyone on this site attacking me? I've said nothing mean or rude and all your members are rude, unwelcoming and spiteful.
                              Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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