[Didymus Much]

Re: I need help

...i use it because i am not quite comfortable showing my face. I'm an obese kid whom is both shy and afraid of judgement from my fellow peers...

You really haven't spent much time reading your Bible, have you?

John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

...Love thy neighbor,Friend

More reading for you: Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?

[SamuelB]

Re: I need help

Good news, then. You've got something else to pray for forgiveness about, namely stealing a photo of Christian Immler from 1985 for use as an avatar:

Thank you for using your time to investigate my profile picture, i use it because i am not quite comfortable showing my face. I'm an obese kid whom is both shy and afraid of judgement from my fellow peers, But i realize judgement is needed if i seek redemption and safe passage to Heaven.

Love thy neighbor,Friend

[Didymus Much]

Re: I need help

...I pray night and day for Gods forgiveness...

Good news, then. You've got something else to pray for forgiveness about, namely stealing a photo of Christian Immler from 1985 for use as an avatar:

[SamuelB]

Re: I need help

Read your Bible, son.

Genesis 38:9-10 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also."

I get so tired of answering imbecilic questions from foul and sinning scum that could just look it up for themselves.

Apologize to God for spraying your filthy heathen jizz outside of a wife's womb.

Genesis 1:22 "And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth."

You need more help than you think, young man.

In Christ

Forgive me for i am only young, And have only recently found God. I pray night and day for Gods forgiveness and try to do good by my fellow man.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: I need help

Thank you DR Niles for your prayers, But how do i redeem myself?

Read your Bible, son.

Genesis 38:9-10 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also."

I get so tired of answering imbecilic questions from foul and sinning scum that could just look it up for themselves.

Apologize to God for spraying your filthy heathen jizz outside of a wife's womb.

Genesis 1:22 "And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth."

You need more help than you think, young man.

In Christ

[SamuelB]

Re: I need help

Duly noted friend, i cant help but see most of the members have a 'Support a niglet' badge, Im not to sure if that's politically correct either

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I need help

Jive street talk? i aint no HORRIBLE HATE SPEECH DELETED, a portal is pretty damn self explanatory, If you aren't interested in helping me please refrain form asking stupid questions

Friend, I will thank you to kindly refrain from using the N-word during your probably very brief time here.

[SamuelB]

Re: I need help

Watch the inflammatory talk, friend. Here at Landover we believe in giving even the lesser races a fair chance.

YiC,

Zech

Forgive me for my trash language Brother.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I need help

Jive street talk? i aint no (NEGRO), a portal is pretty damn self explanatory, If you aren't interested in helping me please refrain form asking stupid questions

Watch the inflammatory talk, friend. Here at Landover we believe in giving even the lesser races a fair chance.

YiC,

Zech

[SamuelB]

Re: I need help

Samuel, you stated that you "entered your friends portal", could you please clarify what that actually means to us folks that aren't into jive street talk?

Jive street talk? i aint no (NEGRO), a portal is pretty damn self explanatory, If you aren't interested in helping me please refrain form asking stupid questions

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I need help

That's a good question, Yea-tho-we-walk. I don't understand much of what this fellow wrote, but I don't like the sound of it. No sir, I do not like it one bit.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: I need help

For the past few weeks I've been playing a game called Minecraft, my parents so far have no idea i play it with my friend

It all started yesterday when i was feeling a bit adventurous, my friend told me about this place called 'the nether' and said it was loads of fun, so we set off getting the required materials for said place. Now at the time i had no idea what to expect from this place, All i knew was that we had to make a portal so i did just that.
as soon as i had made the portal it sprang to life and i immediately felt a chill come over my body and soul. all i knew was that i didn't want to go in, but felt compelled to do so, it felt like i had no control.
So i entered the portal to find myself in this nightmarish hell hole, literally. the whole place was a blaze, lava was oozing out of the walls and i could hear this unsettling crying.
and thats when it happened, I've never felt this feeling before until now, and it wont go away. I cant stop masturbating for the past 24 hours i've sinned probably 12 times and i know it's wrong, but it feels so good. does god hate me for this? please help me, I haven't been on minecraft since as im afraid what will happen to me

Samuel.b

Samuel, you stated that you "entered your friends portal", could you please clarify what that actually means to us folks that aren't into jive street talk?

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: I need help

Thank you DR Niles for your prayers, But how do i redeem myself?

Hello SamuelBlackson.

Have you read the Bible it is like a big instruction manual it answers all of your questions at least all of the ones about your walk with Jesus.

Thank you.

Rusty

[SamuelB]

Re: I need help

You need to accept Christ as your Saviour® now, son. If you die before that you will be in Hell and that ain't a nice place.

For your sake, I hope you will act on this ASAP!

I'll pray for you, but you need to make the choice to find Jesus within you.

YIC

Thank you DR Niles for your prayers, But how do i redeem myself?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I need help

For the past few weeks I've been playing a game called Minecraft, my parents so far have no idea i play it with my friend

It all started yesterday when i was feeling a bit adventurous, my friend told me about this place called 'the nether' and said it was loads of fun, so we set off getting the required materials for said place. Now at the time i had no idea what to expect from this place, All i knew was that we had to make a portal so i did just that.
as soon as i had made the portal it sprang to life and i immediately felt a chill come over my body and soul. all i knew was that i didn't want to go in, but felt compelled to do so, it felt like i had no control.
So i entered the portal to find myself in this nightmarish hell hole, literally. the whole place was a blaze, lava was oozing out of the walls and i could hear this unsettling crying.
and thats when it happened, I've never felt this feeling before ntil now, and it wont go away. I cant stop masturbating for the past 24 hours i've sinned probably 12 times and i know it's wrong, but it feels so good. does god hate me for this? please help me, I haven't been on minecraft since as im afraid what will happen to me

Samuel.b

You need to accept Christ as your Saviour(r) now, son. If you die before that you will be in Hell and that ain't a nice place.

For your sake, I hope you will act on this ASAP!

I'll pray for you, but you need to make the choice to find Jesus within you.

YIC