Hello

[TheElt]

Hello everyone.

Now, a few things to say before we begin;

-If you see a part of this post you don't like, please continue reading until the end.
-I have not placed down my real name as a username as I feel my time on here may be short, as I do not know what the moderators are like on here. Let me say I apologize for this and for disobeying one of the rules.
-I am an understanding person, anything you say I will take note of.

I live in a small town near Newcastle in the North-East of England. I do not attend Church except for weddings. I am an Atheist, but I fully respect the views of everyone. My favorite quote of the Bible would have to be Revelation 21:6 , specifically from the King James Bible "And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.". I was Baptized as a child, but never found any of it believable. I come from a happy Atheist family, whom have never smoked, done drugs or anything of the sort.

If you read this, then I thank you for taking the time out of your lives to read my introduction, I will reply to any comments made towards me until something happens to my account.

God bless you all.

~Elt

(Oh, and does anyone know what a ban entails? Does it block access to the site altogether or does it just 'lock-down' the accout? Thanks in advance.)

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello and welcome to our friendly forums!

Which sin inspires you to reject the love of Jesus? Are you a sodomite? Cutter? Watcher of that despicable tv show, "Doctor Who"? What filthy habit do you embrace in hopes of silencing your soul crying out about its loneliness?

[Didymus Much]

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...I am an Atheist...

Hi. Do not capitalize atheist, unless it's the first word of a sentence, or part of a group's name (such as American Atheists), as it is not a proper noun.

...does anyone know what a ban entails?...

Aeternal damnation is what it says on the tin.

[TheElt]

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Hello and welcome to our friendly forums!

Which sin inspires you to reject the love of Jesus? Are you a sodomite? Cutter? Watcher of that despicable tv show, "Doctor Who"? What filthy habit do you embrace in hopes of silencing your soul crying out about its loneliness?

Thank you for taking a modest response with my post.

It is not that I reject the love of Jesus, it is that I do not believe in his existence. I am not a sodomite, and I think that sodomy is wrong. I used to watch Doctor Who, but I stopped when the newest series started. I no not have any filthy habits, if you could say some then I could point out the ones that may have some relevance.

~Elt

[TheElt]

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Hi. Do not capitalize atheist, unless it's the first word of a sentence, or part of a group's name (such as American Atheists), as it is not a proper noun.



Aeternal damnation is what it says on the tin.

Thank you for correcting me there, I'll keep that in mind from now on.

And that doesn't really explain what happens when you're banned, if a moderator or experienced member could tell me that would be very helpful.

~Elt

Just a side note to everyone, I will try and reply as quickly as possible, but there is a 300 second delay between posts (Which you probably know, but still.) but I will reply to those I feel the need to.

[Didymus Much]

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...I am not a sodomite...

Are you sure about that?

sod·om·y [sod-uh-mee] Show IPA
noun
1. anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.
2. copulation with a member of the same sex.
3. bestiality
from: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sodomy

You've never had an awesome, mindblowing sloppy blowjob?

...I think that sodomy is wrong...

On what basis?

[TheElt]

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Are you sure about that?



You've never had an awesome, mindblowing sloppy blowjob?



On what basis?

Sorry, when I Googled sodomy I saw the caption from a Wikipedia page, it only said about Bestiality, which is why I said it was wrong.

[Didymus Much]

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...I will try and reply as quickly as possible, but there is a 300 second delay between posts (Which you probably know, but still.) but I will reply to those I feel the need to.

Don't rush yourself, the True Christians™ have all the time in the world (at least until Jesus kills them calls them to His loving embrace [which is totally NOT gay in any way]).

You can reply to multiple posts at once by using the "multi-quote" button at the bottom right of each post. Just hit it for all of the posts you want to quote, except the last one, hit the "Quote" button for it.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Thank you for correcting me there, I'll keep that in mind from now on.

And that doesn't really explain what happens when you're banned, if a moderator or experienced member could tell me that would be very helpful.

~Elt

Just a side note to everyone, I will try and reply as quickly as possible, but there is a 300 second delay between posts (Which you probably know, but still.) but I will reply to those I feel the need to.

First of all, by establishing an account on our forums you have acknowledged that you have read and comprehended our TOS (Terms of Service). If you haven't already done so I strongly encourage you to go back and do it. There are adequate descriptions and disclaimers as to what my befall you should you encounter the wrath of God.

Part of being a God Fearing True Christian™ is that you never know just what Jesus has in store for you as He never quite goes into great detail - it could be a death on a high speed Spanish train (where the driver was using his cell phone), or it could be a violent death in an Oklahoma super tornado. If you knew ahead of time you might be inclined to avoid it or just dismiss it.

My advice to you is just behave yourself, bathe daily and put on clean underwear.

[TheElt]

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Don't rush yourself, the True Christians™ have all the time in the world (at least until Jesus kills them calls them to His loving embrace [which is totally NOT gay in any way]).

You can reply to multiple posts at once by using the "multi-quote" button at the bottom right of each post. Just hit it for all of the posts you want to quote, except the last one, hit the "Quote" button for it.

Thanks for that too, made things a lot easier, don't usually use forum sites like this much.

First of all, by establishing an account on our forums you have acknowledged that you have read and comprehended our TOS (Terms of Service). If you haven't already done so I strongly encourage you to go back and do it. There are adequate descriptions and disclaimers as to what my befall you should you encounter the wrath of God.

Part of being a God Fearing True Christian™ is that you never know just what Jesus has in store for you as He never quite goes into great detail - it could be a death on a high speed Spanish train (where the driver was using his cell phone), or it could be a violent death in an Oklahoma super tornado. If you knew ahead of time you might be inclined to avoid it or just dismiss it.

My advice to you is just behave yourself, bathe daily and put on clean underwear.

I fully read the TOS before I registered. So I guess I won't know until it happens, this could be exciting then, but I will never say anything to offend anyone.
Is that what happened with that train? I thought it was because it was running late and he was trying to make up time, huh, what a silly man either way. My heart goes out to everyone involved in that crash, from the footage I've seen it was horrible.

~Elt

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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I was Baptized as a child, but never found any of it believable. I come from a happy Atheist family, whom have never smoked, done drugs or anything of the sort.

If you have been Baptized you are half way there

Mark 16:16
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Why would a family full of liars have you Baptized? Is it some kind of cruel joke to God at your expense?

[TheElt]

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If you have been Baptized you are half way there

Mark 16:16
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Why would a family full of liars have you Baptized? Is it some kind of cruel joke to God at your expense?

Alright, may I ask how they are liars?

I don't see how it was a cruel joke, we used to be slightly Christian when I was born, but not anymore.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

Hello everyone.

Now, a few things to say before we begin;

-If you see a part of this post you don't like, please continue reading until the end.
-I have not placed down my real name as a username as I feel my time on here may be short, as I do not know what the moderators are like on here. Let me say I apologize for this and for disobeying one of the rules.
-I am an understanding person, anything you say I will take note of.

I live in a small town near Newcastle in the North-East of England. I do not attend Church except for weddings. I am an Atheist, but I fully respect the views of everyone. My favorite quote of the Bible would have to be Revelation 21:6 , specifically from the King James Bible "And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.". I was Baptized as a child, but never found any of it believable. I come from a happy Atheist family, whom have never smoked, done drugs or anything of the sort.

If you read this, then I thank you for taking the time out of your lives to read my introduction, I will reply to any comments made towards me until something happens to my account.

God bless you all.

~Elt

(Oh, and does anyone know what a ban entails? Does it block access to the site altogether or does it just 'lock-down' the accout? Thanks in advance.)

No name?
You do not know what a 'moderator is like'? Perhaps if you were a decent person and did a proper introduction, you could find that we are the friendliest people on the American Christian Internet.

Baptized as a child? By whom? Your 'atheist' family? BTW, 'atheist' is not a proper noun, capitalization is incorrect and moronically pompous.

What do you plan to happen to your account? Pink smoke?

A 'ban' here not only blocks you from the account but it triggers a DoF 'checkup'. Not as bad as a conscious colonoscopy but darn close.

[TheElt]

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No name?
You do not know what a 'moderator is like'? Perhaps if you were a decent person and did a proper introduction, you could find that we are the friendliest people on the American Christian Internet.

Baptized as a child? By whom? Your 'atheist' family? BTW, 'atheist' is not a proper noun, capitalization is incorrect and moronically pompous.

What do you plan to happen to your account? Pink smoke?

A 'ban' here not only blocks you from the account but it triggers a DoF 'checkup'. Not as bad as a conscious colonoscopy but darn close.

I did not follow a proper instruction because, as I stated earlier, I am expecting something bad to most likely happen to my account based on my views and from what I have seen others get banned for on this website. If my account advances further I will request my account's name to be changed to my proper name, or at least I will place it in my signature.

I was already corrected on the atheism miss-capitalization, but it's good to know that people on here know about proper grammar, thank you!

And thank you again for a bit more information on what happens, I would like to use this website for future reference as I find your views fascinating.

~Elt

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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Alright, may I ask how they are liars?

I don't see how it was a cruel joke, we used to be slightly Christian when I was born, but not anymore.

Atheists deny the existence of certain facts, such as God exists, He is The Christian God, He made everything, and the Earth is 6,00 yrs old

Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

Genesis 1:20 -And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

Exodus 20:5 - Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

Openly saying those facts aren't true sounds like telling lies. You said your whole family believes this, ergo you have a family of liars.

Based upon that logic, you being Baptized is thumbing your nose at the God you mock.

Glory
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