[Brother Larry]

Re: I would like to introduce myself

I enjoy killing babies and hating Jesus??

Genesis 38:9 (KJV 1611) should be clear enough. You have chosen not to marry and I suspect that you have found release in other ways. We point these things out to you in a spirit of friendliness since you have apparently chosen to ignore our LORD's admonition to be fruitful (or have you?) and multiply. I wonder if the fruit you're gathering is...well - I shall not speak of this but rather point you to the book of Leviticus. I wonder if you've also eaten at Red Lobster on occasion.

While I have also not married, it is my intention to do so by participating in the singles forum on this board. While I am busy with the new truck stop and rest area ministry and it will be difficult to meet a submissive woman when I am surrounded by men, no doubt eventually I will find someone willing to overlook my former cathylick ways. And hey, even if I am not married that doesn't make an excuse for you to languish in self abuse and obvious disregard for she that is waiting for you as the will of GOD intends.

I have taken the liberty of sending you the name of a good matchmaker in your area. And hey, did your brother ever hang out at the Stonewall on Fridays?

In manly fellowship and prayers for your dangerously-close-to-the-pit soul,

Brother Larry

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: I would like to introduce myself

I enjoy killing babies and hating Jesus??

Son, what reason could you possibly have for killing babies? Only one I can think of is that you have been on a Holy War under the instruction of the Lord our God. If this is true then Hosea 13:16 would hold true:

Samaria shall become desolate, for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shalbe dashed in pieces, and their women with childe shalbe ript vp.

Only problem here is that there has not been a Holy War for a few hundred years.

Now onto the main issue with your comment, why do you hate Jesus so much?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I enjoy killing babies and hating Jesus??

I for one am shocked to hear you say that.

[Alan Roberts Jr.]

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In that case then, please explain to us why you hate Jesus, and why you enjoy killing babies so much?

I enjoy killing babies and hating Jesus??

[the unknown prophet]

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Please, be polite here. I don't want my introduction to turn in to a flame war, and neither does the Lord.

In that case then, please explain to us why you hate Jesus, and why you enjoy killing babies so much?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I would also like to know how I might prove myself not to be Unsaved Trash, as I do not wish to look like an atheist to my fellow Christians.

If you truly worship and obey the LORD, then He is the vine upon which you have been grafted (John 15:4). You needn't try and manipulate anyone's emotions to like you. The fruits of your labors will give you away.

[Alan Roberts Jr.]

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I would also like to know how I might prove myself not to be Unsaved Trash, as I do not wish to look like an atheist to my fellow Christians.

[Didymus Much]

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...Are you referring to the sinner named Didymus?

You think I'm a sinner and a troll? Why, I... I...






...I'm remarkably apathetic, actually.

[Alan Roberts Jr.]

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Is this a couple of trolls who went queer for each other?

What do you mean? Are you referring to the sinner named Didymus?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Is this a couple of trolls who went queer for each other?

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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I dedicate much of my time to spreading the Holy Gospel to the children of my town, I simply would not have enough time to try and save them if I had children of my own.

I for one respect a man whom forgoes Earthly satisfactions such as marriage, to be closer to children and God

Matthew 19:10-12
10 His disciples say unto him, If the case of the man be so with his wife, it is not good to marry.
11 But he said unto them, All men cannot receive this saying, save they to whom it is given.
12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.


It takes a lot of dedication!


Welcome


Yours in Him
DAM

[Alan Roberts Jr.]

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As you seem to have a problem with my correcting the other poster (re: proper capitalization of references to God and Jesus), am I to understand you're OK with people not showing God/Jesus the respect He/They deserve on this forum?



If you want to claim God wants something, say it with Scripture.

Oh, and isn't your "Not actively looking for a relationship" going against the Will of God?

Genesis 9:7 "And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein."

I dedicate much of my time to spreading the Holy Gospel to the children of my town, I simply would not have enough time to try and save them if I had children of my own.

[Didymus Much]

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Please, be polite here. I don't want my introduction to turn in to a flame war...

As you seem to have a problem with my correcting the other poster (re: proper capitalization of references to God and Jesus), am I to understand you're OK with people not showing God/Jesus the respect He/They deserve on this forum?

...and neither does the Lord.

If you want to claim God wants something, say it with Scripture.

Oh, and isn't your "Not actively looking for a relationship" going against the Will of God?

Genesis 9:7 "And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein."

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! I'm a little confused as to why a man who loves the LORD wouldn't be actively seeking a wife to the glory of God. Children are a blessing from the Lord, and He alone should decide when to open and close the womb of a woman. Somewhere there lives a woman who is not given the opportunity to love and please the LORD by giving a man a quiverfull of little Soldiers of Christ because her womb is ignored. Perhaps you can help her, in more ways than one (1 Tim. 2:15).

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Hello, Landover baptist church community! I am excited to join you in praising the lord. I am unmarried (Not actively looking for a relationship), I spend my leisure time reading my King James bible, and watching pay-per-view christian programming on television. I work at a local christian school teaching children to repent. I pride myself on having saved my homosexual cousin from aeternal damnation. He now attends the Auburn Park Baptist church, as do I. I never travel anywhere where I cannot attend baptist church services, and replace Gideons bibles with KJV bibles in every hotel I stay at.

It is wonderful to be included here, -Alan Roberts Junior.

Welcome, Alan. I look forward to reading your contributions. But let's work on capitalization of divine names and pronouns, shall we?

It is a wonderful work you are doing, removing false bibles and putting KJV Bibles in their place. I hope you burned the ones you removed since to do otherwise would be in violation of Acts 19:19.

YiC,

Pastor Ed