I would like to introduce myself

[Alan Roberts Jr.]

Re: I would like to introduce myself

You'd think even a stupid dick would know to capitalize references to God and Jesus when on a Baptist church webforum...

Please, be polite here. I don't want my introduction to turn in to a flame war, and neither does the Lord.

[Didymus Much]

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And who may you be, ''mr Arrogant Atheist'' please dont show yourself in front of my pure eyes...

Why not? Scripture to support your position, please.

... thou who has chosen the path of hellfire and destruction has no right to speak to god's follower. Psalm14:1

Again, why not? Psalm 14:1 says nothing about me keeping silent. Do you have any relevant Scripture?

[CornelisDommelul]

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And who may you be, ''mr Arrogant Atheist'' please dont show yourself in front of my pure eyes, thou who has chosen the path of hellfire and destruction has no right to speak to god's follower. Psalm14:1

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Greetings Alan Robertjs Jr.

I welcome you to our friendly forum for prasing the lord and jesus.

Blessings,

Cornelis Dommelul

You'd think even a stupid dick would know to capitalize references to God and Jesus when on a Baptist church webforum...

The poor manners of atheists as a whole are well documented in the annals (*shudder*) of this Godly forum.

Fear not, soon enough this young man will be showing the proper respect for the King of Kings, either as he reads his KJV Bible like a good boy on his knees, or as he cries out in terror from the bottom of a fiery abyss. God's will is absolute, and His potent wisdom inscrutable.

Perhaps he is using an Apple computer. Apple computers are known to deliberately uncapitalize holy nouns so that Steve Jobs will have even more company in Hell.

[Didymus Much]

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...the lord and jesus...

You'd think even a stupid dick would know to capitalize references to God and Jesus when on a Baptist church webforum...

[CornelisDommelul]

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Greetings Alan Robertjs Jr.

I welcome you to our friendly forum for prasing the lord and jesus.

Blessings,

Cornelis Dommelul

[Alan Roberts Jr.]

Hello, Landover baptist church community! I am excited to join you in praising the lord. I am unmarried (Not actively looking for a relationship), I spend my leisure time reading my King James bible, and watching pay-per-view christian programming on television. I work at a local christian school teaching children to repent. I pride myself on having saved my homosexual cousin from aeternal damnation. He now attends the Auburn Park Baptist church, as do I. I never travel anywhere where I cannot attend baptist church services, and replace Gideons bibles with KJV bibles in every hotel I stay at.

It is wonderful to be included here, -Alan Roberts Junior.