So nice to meet you

[Mrs._Bosch88]

Hello there:

My name is Amy. It is such a pleasure to meet you.

If you have any questions or anything, please do not hesitate to ask me. I am a really down-to-earth Christian girl, and my husband and I both are very involved in ministry.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Well hello and welcome to our friendly forums! Why don't you tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hey there!

You might've missed this part right above your post:

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Tell us all about yourself and your Walk With Jesus...we want to get to know you!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Mrs._Bosch88]

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Well hello and welcome to our friendly forums! Why don't you tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Thank you very much for such a kind welcoming. Well, my husband and I go to First Baptist Church of West Hills in Southern California, and we have been going there for about ten years. I think I've always had Jesus beside me, but there was a short amount of time, about three years, when I walked away from the faith and tried to follow my own agenda. But that's when I met my husband, and he helped me get back on track to finding Jesus again, with love and Christianly discipline.

[Mrs._Bosch88]

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Hey there!

You might've missed this part right above your post:



Tell us all about yourself and your Walk With Jesus...we want to get to know you!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

So sorry about that. Thank you for pointing that out to me.

Well, I am a hairstylist from Southern California, and I live with my husband and my little girl in West Hills. Everything else, I believe, is in the post above. I apologize if I have missed anything once again. As for my favorite Bible verse, it would have to be 1 Corinthians 8:3 "The person who loves G-d is the one G-d knows and cares for."

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Are you a Jewess, dear?

It's okay. You can tell us. We're nothing if not sympathetic to the plight of sinners. We can help.

[Mrs._Bosch88]

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A Jewess? I am not. But even if I was, why would there be any need for prejudice? Doesn't G-d love everyone, but cannot look upon sin? I may be mistaken, but that is the upbringing that I had from my family.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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A Jewess? I am not.

Well, I find it curious that you write the LORD's Name like one. Why would you lie about your religious beliefs? Who does that?

Why don't you tell us the truth. Let us help you.

[Mrs._Bosch88]

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Well, I find it curious that you write the LORD's Name like one. Why would you lie about your religious beliefs? Who does that?

Why don't you tell us the truth. Let us help you.

I have an explanation for that. I apologize if I meant any disrespect. In the church that we are affiliated with, it is led by a Messianic Jewish pastor, and he taught that it is a sign of respect. Am I mistaken? Like I am intending to imply, I intend to learn as much as I can here about the true Christian faith.

[Brother Hawkins]

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So sorry about that. Thank you for pointing that out to me.

Well, I am a hairstylist from Southern California, and I live with my husband and my little girl in West Hills. Everything else, I believe, is in the post above. I apologize if I have missed anything once again. As for my favorite Bible verse, it would have to be 1 Corinthians 8:3 "The person who loves G-d is the one G-d knows and cares for."

I am wondering why you are using a non-KJV bible and replacing the o in God with a hyphen. Are you some white hating Jew? Is your church a pro-divorce church of John 3:16 only Christianity? You have me concerned because nothing good comes out of California.

[Mrs._Bosch88]

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I am wondering why you are using a non-KJV bible and replacing the o in God with a hyphen. Are you some white hating Jew? Is your church a pro-divorce church of John 3:16 only Christianity? You have me concerned because nothing good comes out of California.

Thank you very much for your concern, sir. The Bible that my husband and I both use is the NASB version (New American Standard Bible), and we have our quiet times both together and then separately every morning. As for the hyphen when I would write or type the name God, the answer is explained above.

[Brother Larry]

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Well, I find it curious that you write the LORD's Name like one. Why would you lie about your religious beliefs? Who does that?

Why don't you tell us the truth. Let us help you.

Hail, Mary,

Your name is very special to me for reasons I'd rather not elaborate on in this public forum - so we will just say I venerate it and we'll let it go at that.

I suspect that our friend loves the LORD and His Mother (although there's no reason I mentioned it) but the "o" in her keyboard might be under the effects of a keyboard demon. I would recommend holy water and a quick dusting with that canned air so that she can properly use the name of the LORD in her future messages.

Holding the jawbone of an ass against the enemies of Jesus,
Brother Larry

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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Thank you very much for your concern, sir. The Bible that my husband and I both use is the NASB version (New American Standard Bible), and we have our quiet times both together and then separately every morning. As for the hyphen when I would write or type the name God, the answer is explained above.

Please burn that rag full of incantations. The first step to Salvation is to make yourself open to The Word of God. Don't you think an accurate version of The Bible would be necessary to know what He is saying?

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

YiC
DAM

[Alvin Moss]

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Welcome Sister. You have come to the right place if you seek intercourse with Christians.

I fear you are attending a false church and it would be best to find a Bible driven church, a Baptist Church of the Southern Baptist Convention, a Church led by a Godly man who knows the way. The first thing you should do is to rid yourself of that alledged Bible you are using. That is not the word of God; that is mans work. You must procure a King James Bible at your earliest convenience and read it. Thus, you will know the Lord and His ways.

Also, I am concerned that you make your home in California among the prancing homosexuals of Hollywood, the Hells Angels, Democrats and prostitutes. That is a poor environment for a Christian, especially one who is raising a family.

Just so you know, Christians have been expecting California to be destroyed by God's wrath for some time now, due to the voratious appetite for sin of the inhabitants. It is only a matter of time. I note that the northern part of the state is already on fire and Mt. Shasta is about to erupt. You are living in the southern area of California, which we expect to be swallowed by the Pacific Ocean.

My advice is to go to Arizona immediately. There are many Christians there, though one must beware the Indians, as they are unsaved and always on the lookout for white men to rob and white women to rape. They will try to get ahold of your children and raise them as savages if they can. Try to stay away from their areas. You will know them by the old cars parked in the yard.

Again, welcome. I hope you are able to shed the trappings of false Christianity and come to Jesus. It's that or Hell.

God Bless!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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If you have any questions or anything, please do not hesitate to ask me.

Should I sack Marta? I think she has been stealing from me.

YIC