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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #16
    Re: So nice to meet you

    Originally posted by Mrs._Bosch88 View Post
    Thank you very much for your concern, sir. The Bible that my husband and I both use is the NASB version (New American Standard Bible), and we have our quiet times both together and then separately every morning. As for the hyphen when I would write or type the name God, the answer is explained above.
    Please tell your husband that I want him to gather all of the demonic Bibles he has in the house and burn them, and I mean now.

    Please read THIS sermon to see how to tell which Bible version is the one TRUE WORD OF GOD.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Fallen Angel
        Resident gothtard witch
        • Feb 2007
        • 197
        #17
        Re: So nice to meet you

        Originally posted by Mrs._Bosch88 View Post
        Hello there:

        My name is Amy. It is such a pleasure to meet you.

        If you have any questions or anything, please do not hesitate to ask me. I am a really down-to-earth Christian girl, and my husband and I both are very involved in ministry.
        nice 2 meet u 2..... i hop ur a nice christain!!!!!
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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050
            #18
            Re: So nice to meet you

            I'm sorry Mrs. Bosch, but I think we'll need to see a video of you snacking on some pork. It's the only way to be sure.
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              • Mrs._Bosch88
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Aug 2013
                • 16
                #19
                Re: So nice to meet you

                Oh goodness. It has been quite some time since I have been active on this web-site. My apologies. I have been very busy around the house.

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                  • JustGotSaved
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 519
                    #20
                    Re: So nice to meet you

                    Originally posted by Mrs._Bosch88 View Post
                    Oh goodness. It has been quite some time since I have been active on this web-site. My apologies. I have been very busy around the house.


                    must be a big house....
                    Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                      • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2013
                        • 1284
                        #21
                        Re: So nice to meet you

                        Originally posted by Mrs._Bosch88 View Post
                        Oh goodness. It has been quite some time since I have been active on this web-site. My apologies. I have been very busy around the house.
                        Hello Mrs._Bosch88,

                        I trust that you have by now burned the demonic bibles and have procured a KJV1611 Holy Bible as Pastor Ezekiel and others have kindly and wisely directed. Until you do so, you have no idea what God wants you to know. We care deeply about this.

                        I too would find it informative and most relieving to see a picture of you with a large piece of swine flesh in your mouth. This will alleviate the building pressures of doubt for us.

                        I must ask as a loving husband and father myself...does your husband know you have been traversing the interwebs? I hope for your sake that he has been lovingly and closely supervising your online time. If not, please confess to him straightaway and make available to him your complete browsing history. It is the right thing to do...he deserves to know. The only way he can protect you from potential deviants and perverts that you may find at other un-Godly sites is for him to be aware of these things.
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                        I Kings 7:23

                        And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                        New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                        Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                        Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                        Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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