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  • #16
    Re: Glory

    Originally posted by Beginning Of Wisdom View Post
    My favorite bible verse is Revelation 14:11:

    And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.
    Hosanna my brother in Jesus. Welcome to God's favorite, most excellent online internet forum in the entire universe. I have to say your favorite verse is also one of my favorites as well. It feels good knowing that one day, all of my enemies will be burning in hell fire forever, with no hopes of getting out. And from reading the KJV 1611 Bible, it would seem that God and I think alike! If I did have to name a bible verse as being my all-time favorite, it would have to be the verse that's in my signature, which I put there by myself, rather than any of the moderators.
    1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

    The forces of evil in this world are listed here, post #9.

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    • #17
      Re: Glory

      Originally posted by Beginning Of Wisdom View Post
      Why not kill two birds with one stone?

      If I resolve to only ever stimulate my unholy member when thinking of the excruciating pain awaiting those who are not True Christians ™, I believe I should be all set, no?
      Have you thought about joining G.A.P.E.? It's a godly social group located right here on Landover Baptist Forums! Usually during our meetings, we screen typical examples of pornographic media, such as porn videos and the like. But recently; I've been thinking about screening more unusual out of the way pornographic content, perhaps things like midget aboriginal lesbians engaged in acts of BDSM. It's a disgusting job, I know, but some men have to do it! But don't worry, we usually have our own private bathrooms to go throw up in afterwards. There's also plenty of lotion available as well; (for washing your hands afterwards of course).
      1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

      The forces of evil in this world are listed here, post #9.

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      • #18
        Re: Glory

        Indeed brother I have not thought of it. Is it available to tithing levels below 35% ?

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        • #19
          Re: Glory

          Originally posted by Beginning Of Wisdom View Post
          Indeed brother I have not thought of it. Is it available to tithing levels below 35% ?
          Don't try and jip Jesus. Don't even think about it.

          Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #20
            Re: Glory

            Pastor Ezekiel, you are right I apologize.

            I'm not sure if you read but among my prior sins was delving into Canadianism and over there we just trust the government to hand the money unto our Lord. I know now that this is a violation of "give unto Ceasar and render unto God" Matthew 22:20-22 I just figured there was nothing wrong with a middle-man if that's where the money was going eventually.

            I know the Lord of Hosts is able to create his own currency by holy fiat but then what would he need us for? This is why the Lord led man to invent fractional reserve usury money (by the jewsicles) so that he may distribute it to the poor as it trickles down.

            Proverbs 28:8

            Even Lazarus was living high and mighty off the crumbs of his job creator's table. Luke 16:19-31

            I understand in this Godly nation things are done differently and will altar my ways accordingly and give directly.

            Funny thing is I get things so confused all the time that I almost gave a generous tip to a waitress at WD-50 today when I remembered the Lord's words Mark 14:7

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