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  • #16
    Re: Retarded Housewife here

    Originally posted by ILurvJeeesus View Post
    I won't go to hell, i haven't seen it, therefore it doesn't exist.

    Whoever wrote the bible must have been on a really good trip.
    You haven't seen air, yet you'd be dead if it didn't exist.

    The same is true of God.

    When He casts you into Hell, you will wish you were dead.

    But you won't be.

    You'll be alive, and in unspeakable agony, FOREVER.
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    • #17
      Re: Retarded Housewife here

      Originally posted by ILurvJeeesus View Post
      I won't go to hell, i haven't seen it, therefore it doesn't exist...
      Are you a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal? If not, your logic is incorrect.

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      • #18
        Re: Retarded Housewife here

        Originally posted by ILurvJeeesus View Post
        I won't go to hell, i haven't seen it, therefore it doesn't exist.

        Whoever wrote the bible must have been on a really good trip.
        That is about the dumbest thing I have heard anyone say in a long time. You have not seen me either, but, guess what, I absolutely DO exist. On a serious note, you have never seen oxygen, hydrogen or nitrogen, but they exist (the air you breathe consists of these elements. Not seeing something is not a reason to believe it does not exist. You have never seen a thought, yet you don't doubt the existence of thoughts. Or do you?
        Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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        • #19
          Re: Retarded Housewife here

          Originally posted by ILurvJeeesus View Post
          I won't go to hell, i haven't seen it, therefore it doesn't exist.
          Satan's greatest lie is to convince us that hell doesn't exist.

          Let me assure you, friend, it does.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #20
            Re: Retarded Housewife here

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Satan's greatest lie is to convince us that hell doesn't exist.

            Let me assure you, friend, it does.
            Got any pictures then to prove it?

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            • #21
              Re: Retarded Housewife here

              Originally posted by ILurvJeeesus View Post
              Got any pictures then to prove it?
              Let me guess. Any pictures presented to you would be hand waved away as a volcano or some kind of special effect.

              Nothing would convince you because of your a priori assumption that Hell is not real.

              Typical closed minded bigot.

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • #22
                Re: Retarded Housewife here

                Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                Let me guess. Any pictures presented to you would be hand waved away as a volcano or some kind of special effect.

                Nothing would convince you because of your a priori assumption that Hell is not real.

                Typical closed minded bigot.

                YIC
                You're close-minded.
                God, the quran speaks more sense than the bible...
                Jeez, even Mr. Men books are more real than the bible.

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                • #23
                  Re: Retarded Housewife here

                  Originally posted by ILurvJeeesus View Post
                  You're close-minded.
                  God, the quran speaks more sense than the bible...
                  Jeez, even Mr. Men books are more real than the bible.
                  The koran is a giant pile of nonsense.

                  If you think it's so great, perhaps you should go live in an islamic country and see how well your gender switching will go over.

                  Islam is evil, they brainwash their children to believe a bunch of myths, subjugate their women, force observance of muslim holy days, and every one has to wear a hat at all times.

                  How much sense does that make?

                  The True Christian™God is loving, the koran is a message of hate

                  I will pray for you
                  DAM
                  Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
                  Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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