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  • Miss Tanith
    Forum Member, struggling for Salvation(c)
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2013
    • 108
    #1

    Hello Again.

    Hello. I haven't been here in a while because my husband wanted me to be faithful to him and he'd heard some awful things he was unable to disclose to me because they were unfit for women, so he decided having internet was a bad idea. Naturally I agreed with him, because he is my husbad and his word is law. He recently decided to have it re-instated because he likes to meet young children and help them find God, and he feels the easiest way to do that is through the internet.

    He has given me express permission to use this site, and only this site, when I have done all of the housework.

    Anyway, I decided to re-introduce myself and my husband. He has decided not to get an account since we share a computer and he likes to moniter what I do, so he said he'd just use this one, if that was acceptable to the pastor.

    My Husband and I both believe in God, and your message.
    We attend a different church every week, because we are yet to find one that follows the word of God exactly. Half of these places don't kill witches, and that is unnacceptable. He says next year we will move to America, and attend a true Baptist church.
    I don't work, since I'm very busy cooking, cleaning and being a subservient wife. He tells me I wouldn't understand what he does, so I don't ask. Sometimes he goes to find stray men, to get them on their knees. I assume he means to pray.

    Thank you for reading this.
    Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
    17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.
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    • Brother Larry
      True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2013
      • 234
      #2
      Re: Hello Again.

      Praise God for a woman that knows her place. I assume you are probably in the kitchen preparing something for your husband after his long day doing what he does. Although it's none of your business how he spends his time, it is obvious from your description of his activities that he is following the LORD JESUS, who told us in Matthew 4:19, "And he saith vnto them, Follow mee: and I will make you fishers of men." There is no doubt your man is out fishing for other men. How marvelous (fabulous, I would say).

      Have you borne him a son yet? Of course, he may be so busy in his men's ministry that he is too tired when he gets home to think about s-e-x. That is your fault, however. If you cared about him you'd hire a gentleman's gentleman - a sort of special companion to dress, groom, bathe, massage, and in general see to his needs.

      You seem as if you are capable of becoming a good spouse, but you have a long way to go. Never forget Colossians 3:18, "Wiues, submit your selues vnto your owne husbands, as it is fit in the Lord."

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        • Miss Tanith
          Forum Member, struggling for Salvation(c)
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2013
          • 108
          #3
          Re: Hello Again.

          I am carrying twins right now. I haven't found out the gender because my husband doesn't know whether God would find that acceptable or not.
          Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
          17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775
              #4
              Re: Hello Again.

              Welcome back, dear, and congratulations!
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Miss Tanith
                  Forum Member, struggling for Salvation(c)
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2013
                  • 108
                  #5
                  Re: Hello Again.

                  Hi, Matthew here. Tanith's husband (I have every intention of making her change her name when she's had these twins of hers) She's doing some woman thing, might be cleaning a carpet or something. So, like Tanith asked, would God accept it if we found out the gender of our children? I really want a couple of boys, and I'd like to know if they are now so that I can get the dissapointment over and punish her now if she's bearing female offspring.

                  Also, she's 2 months pregnant now, but when she's 8 months should she still do women stuff (I don't want to lose the boys)? Because no way am I making her sandwiches. You know what? That idea really annoys me. I'm going to go and punish her now for the very IDEA.
                  Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                  17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                    • Miss Tanith
                      Forum Member, struggling for Salvation(c)
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2013
                      • 108
                      #6
                      Re: Hello Again.

                      I'm done beating her now. She's gone to make me a sandwich because punishing her always makes me hungry. I just wanted to know how to tithe, and how we become TrueChristians. Also, can I baptise people who don't want to be baptised?

                      Yours, Matthew Richardson.
                      Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                      17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                        • Pim Pendergast
                          PHD - Theophysicist
                          Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2012
                          • 3103
                          #7
                          Re: Hello Again.

                          Originally posted by TanithTumultuous View Post
                          I am carrying twins right now. I haven't found out the gender because my husband doesn't know whether God would find that acceptable or not.
                          God intended the sex of the baby to be a surprise. You'll find out when it comes out. That's the natural way. Having an ultrasound is cheating, as is having an MRI if doctors suspect you've got cancer. It's meant to be a surprise.
                          sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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