Hello friends

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Allow me to introduce myself.

My name is Anthony Jordan Tool with family originally from Wales (a small country next to England) but now 2nd generation American from Baltimore, MD. I'm 59 years old and unmarried. I'm fairly sure I have no children - but I don't trust women all that much so one can never be 100% sure.

I don't have a local church that I go to. I haven't studied the Bible, as such, but as I've gotten older the messages I hear on the radio and news have begun to convince me of the truth of the Christian Right and the Bible. Moreover, all the alternatives (left wing communism, death panels, socialist media, etc.) are definitely wrong.

Misguidedly I left the country two years ago on what started as sabbatical leave, but I have wandered into some dark places. I think the place I am in now is called Cambodia... or it might be Canada. I can check later. The local people are poor and offer themselves on the street for the tiniest amount of US currency. For less than $10 you can rent a boy for the entire day to carry bags, perform massage and so forth.

Anyway I think it's time for me to come home. The first step is to come home spiritually by joining this forum. I am humbled that I only found out about it so late in life - I can only hope that God has a plan for me.

[Faith_Machine]

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Hello, Sir. Are you a medical doctor? If so, what kind of medicine do you practice?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum Dr. Tool.

If you're from Baltimore chances are you were raised a cathylick or came under the papist influence - which might explain why you have never studied the Bible (KJV1611). Cathylicks have a seemingly endless string of middlemen - from priests, bishops, cardinals, archbishops, primates and a pope that sit around figuring out what to tell their parishioners. The overwhelming number of cathylicks don't even own a Bible (KJV1611), and even if they did most are so lazy they wouldn't even bother to read it anyway.

We rejoice that the Holy Spirit has guided you here, but it sounds like you may have many struggles ahead of you - especially if you have been hanging around with chink culture for any significant length of time devoid of any Faith.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Hello, Sir. Are you a medical doctor? If so, what kind of medicine do you practice?

Thank you for your reply Mr. Machine. Yes I do have a medical background. I completed my doctoral studies at Life University of Chiropractic in 2000 and before that I studied sociology at Northern Illinois University. I abandoned a career in business to follow my dream of opening a private chiropractic center.

I strongly believe one of our greatest freedoms is to choose our own Doctor, the freedom to choose alternative healthcare, the freedom not to vaccinate (poison) our children without government interference.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum Dr. Tool.

We rejoice that the Holy Spirit has guided you here, but it sounds like you may have many struggles ahead of you - especially if you have been hanging around with chink culture for any significant length of time devoid of any Faith.

Thank you, Sir, for your welcome. I don't believe I have any Catholic in me (nor have I ever). If anything, the Welsh side of my family probably were simple pagan folks. Despite that, God has called me here and I will gladly receive the teaching offered by the True Christians here. I know you don't get much appreciation from the unwashed masses but you are a beacon of hope for lost souls on the internet.

[Roberta]

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Thank you for your reply Mr. Machine. Yes I do have a medical background. I completed my doctoral studies at Life University of Chiropractic in 2000 and before that I studied sociology at Northern Illinois University. I abandoned a career in business to follow my dream of opening a private chiropractic center.

I strongly believe one of our greatest freedoms is to choose our own Doctor, the freedom to choose alternative healthcare, the freedom not to vaccinate (poison) our children without government interference.

I once heard a great joke about ducks and chiropractors. Wish I could remember it.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I don't have a local church that I go to. I haven't studied the Bible, as such, but as I've gotten older the messages I hear on the radio and news have begun to convince me of the truth of the Christian Right and the Bible. Moreover, all the alternatives (left wing communism, death panels, socialist media, etc.) are definitely wrong.

Praise God, the message is getting out! Welcome to our friendly forums! I will join you in prayer for the LORD to return you to the Land of the Saved.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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[FreeFromBrains]

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Thank you for your reply Mr. Machine. Yes I do have a medical background. I completed my doctoral studies at Life University of Chiropractic in 2000 and before that I studied sociology at Northern Illinois University. I abandoned a career in business to follow my dream of opening a private chiropractic center.

I strongly believe one of our greatest freedoms is to choose our own Doctor, the freedom to choose alternative healthcare, the freedom not to vaccinate (poison) our children without government interference.

What rubbish. You have no medical background. Chiropractic is not medicine.

Have you outlined the origins of Chiropractic? Innate intelligence, perhaps?

Intelligence, force and matter?

In my SCIENTIFIC opinion you are a witch!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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What rubbish. You have no medical background. Chiropractic is not medicine.

Have you outlined the origins of Chiropractic? Innate intelligence, perhaps?

Intelligence, force and matter?

In my SCIENTIFIC opinion you are a witch!

Sir (or Ma'am), I don't need to prove myself to you - or any other brainwashed government lackey. However, in my offices I have a framed doctoral certificate proving my background. What do you have in your office? If you even have an office...

My business treats customers with ailments ranging from backache to homosexuality. In every case where so-called modern medicine prescribes drugs to treat the symptoms, there is a alternative treatment that can CURE the ailment. Most of the time it's as simple as correcting posture to rebalance the humors.

But if you want to listen to big government and remain drugged up and dependent... that's your choice.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Sir (or Ma'am), I don't need to prove myself to you - or any other brainwashed government lackey. However, in my offices I have a framed doctoral certificate proving my background. What do you have in your office? If you even have an office...

My business treats customers with ailments ranging from backache to homosexuality. In every case where so-called modern medicine prescribes drugs to treat the symptoms, there is a alternative treatment that can CURE the ailment. Most of the time it's as simple as correcting posture to rebalance the humors.

But if you want to listen to big government and remain drugged up and dependent... that's your choice.

I hope you are incorporating the biblically-approved methods of prayer and oil as part of your healing procedure.

(James 5:13-14) "Is any among you afflicted? let him pray. Is any merry? let him sing psalms. Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I hope you are incorporating the biblically-approved methods of prayer and oil as part of your healing procedure.

(James 5:13-14) "Is any among you afflicted? let him pray. Is any merry? let him sing psalms. Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Mr. Smyth, Life University does not teach courses on prayer-based methods. Personally I think that is a shame, as people should be free to choose the healthcare that works for them and not be forced to take only officially mandated medications.

I've read with interest about group healing by the Landover pastors. They certainly are hands on when it comes to grappling with reprobate male members of the flock.

[Faith_Machine]

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I strongly believe one of our greatest freedoms is to choose our own Doctor, the freedom to choose alternative healthcare, the freedom not to vaccinate (poison) our children without government interference.

Amen, Brother Doctor, Amen!

What a shame it is that so many parents don't view chiropractic care as a valid alternative to vaccines!

In 1909 B.J. Palmer wrote that:

"Chiropractors have found in every disease that is supposed to be contagious, a cause in the spine. In the spinal column we will find a subluxation that corresponds to every type of disease. If we had one hundred cases of small-pox, I can prove to you where, in one, you will find a subluxation and you will find the same conditions in the other ninety-nine. I adjust one and return his functions to normal... . There is no contagious disease... . There is no infection... . There is a cause internal to man that makes of his body in a certain spot, more or less a breeding ground [for microbes]. It is a place where they can multiply, propagate, and then because they become so many they are classed as a cause." -- B.J. Palmer, The Philosophy of Chiropractic, V. Davenport, IA: Palmer School of Chiropractic; 1909

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hello friends

Allow me to introduce myself.

My name is Anthony Jordan Tool with family originally from Wales (a small country next to England) but now 2nd generation American from Baltimore, MD. I'm 59 years old and unmarried. I'm fairly sure I have no children - but I don't trust women all that much so one can never be 100% sure.

I don't have a local church that I go to. I haven't studied the Bible, as such, but as I've gotten older the messages I hear on the radio and news have begun to convince me of the truth of the Christian Right and the Bible. Moreover, all the alternatives (left wing communism, death panels, socialist media, etc.) are definitely wrong.

Misguidedly I left the country two years ago on what started as sabbatical leave, but I have wandered into some dark places. I think the place I am in now is called Cambodia... or it might be Canada. I can check later. The local people are poor and offer themselves on the street for the tiniest amount of US currency. For less than $10 you can rent a boy for the entire day to carry bags, perform massage and so forth.

Anyway I think it's time for me to come home. The first step is to come home spiritually by joining this forum. I am humbled that I only found out about it so late in life - I can only hope that God has a plan for me.

Welcome, Mr. Tool. I think you'll find our Pastoral Prayer programs at least twice as good as "medications" (the equivalent of witch's brew, actually - 2 Chron 16:12). And although the infidels say prayer only works about half of the time, we know better since "the prayer of a righteous man availeth much" (James 5:16).

You have much to learn, but I'm sure your spiritual growth will prove an asset to our Godly community.

Yours in Him,

Pastor Ed