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Hello, I'm Followingsheep. No, I'm not actually following sheep. That would be silly, because you wouldn't be following Jesus! I'm a following sheep OF Jesus. I just came on here to fight against the gay agenda, since I'm strongly opposed to it, and I've got my fifth wife to prove that. Those Russians are totally right! We shouldn't be accepting of others if they're not straight, because they're not following Leviticus 18:22!
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Re: Just another bloke
Welcome Brother!
Your wording might be considered awkward here is the United States of America, where we speak God's English, having escaped the rule of Kings and Queens long ago, though it is hard to explain the existance here of the likes of Barney Frank, but I'm afraid I digress.
Anyway, you are clearly English, so we may forgive your wording. However, you have an unusually large number of wives. I hope and pray to God that those were mostly false marriages that took place before your salvation.
We welcome another Christian soldier, come to do battle with the enemies of God. They are many and well organized. They have their own political party here in America. You would know them as Liberals and Communists. We know them as Democrats. They are God's sworn enemies and almost all homosexual.
What Church do you attend in godless England? Have you children? Do you go armed?
God Bless!God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11 -
Re: Just another bloke
Please introduce yourself, friend. What is your name? We can't run around calling you "Sheep" can we? How old are you? What church does your father take you to? How many sheep have you raped? I know the practice is common with you people.Originally posted by Followingsheep View Post
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