[Bob4God]

Re: ITT: Obligatory Introduction

...You have failed to establish relevance, however.

You want relevance? It's only your eternal fate we're talking about here.

You're not sure which list your name is on? Then you're not saved. Once you're saved, you'll have no doubt where you're going to end up.

JESUS is offering out his soft, punctured palm. Please, take it and hold it, and accept his precious gift of eternal life!

[VictoryOS]

Re: ITT: Obligatory Introduction

ITT...copypasta...

Look kid, we don't appreciate you 4-Channel brethren trying to "shoop" and "rip-roll" our boards here. You're trying to convince us that you're at least 18, but you're a denizen of the most vile, hateful, and un-Christian website of all. I happen to know that there is nobody who participates in that wretched website who is over the age of 14, so begone with you. We'll let you know when we need some more Girl Scout cookies, but until then SHOO!

[Dribble]

Re: ITT: Obligatory Introduction

I apologize for being absent for so long. My computer crashed, and it took time to have it repaired.

For you information, I have learned every bit of "chanspeak" that I know without actually browsing 4chan. I will admit, I have been there before, but it was a terrifying place, rife with sin and hatred, so I left. I am not strong enough to convert so many at once.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: ITT: Obligatory Introduction

Also, I am a ninja . Ninjas are awesome, pirates fail, and they fail hard.

Like the turtles, are you saying that you're a turtle son? That is truly disgusting...

I suppose next you are going to confess fag inclinations, huh?