HI

[EvolvingMan]

Re: HI

First of all, I want to assure you that we here are not Mormons. Your accusation that we are mormonic is absurd. This is a Christian site and Mormans are not Christians.

Also, you are obviously another one of the homosexuals who come here to vex Christians. Prance around all you want, you devilish pervert, you will never convince anyone here that you are anything other than a Hell bound buffoon. We already know we are right because God said it. Ergo, you are wrong and on the road to Hell.

In addition, you seem to want to portray yourself as an expert on biblical events, when it is clear that you have never even cracked open the Bible.

What other opinions would you like to attempt to unload on us? You might as well go on and let it all out. You have already committed this blasphemy before God. He has seen what you are up to and I can guarantee you He is thirsting to get ahold of you and burn you up in Hell.

Even though you are an unsaved wretch and Hell bound, we love you and offer you a way out. Even a hellish queer like yourself may be saved through the love of Jesus. Bear in mind that the Lord God, who is the ultimate judge, hates you and is thinking even now of ways to bring you in for a conference, but He will still allow Jesus to save you if you will cooperate.

Eternal agony in the Lake of Molten Sulphur That Burns with Fire is certainly in the cards for you just now and if you stay on the road you are on, you will soon get to where it leads (which is Hell). If you reach out for salvation, accept Jesus and follow His Word, you will be saved.

Glory!

The choice is yours. There is always plenty of room in Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.

I said moronic, not mormonic.
And the fact that you call me a devilish pervert when you guys are using homosexuality as an insult.
I'm not an expert on biblical events, because I don't spend my time reading the Bible for fun. I read books on history. Russia, Nikola Tesla, Marco Polo, etc.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: HI

I am here solely to disprove all of you.

You all are too ignorant and mormonic to understand even the slightest that half of the text in the Bible is false information.
The entire world was never flooded, and even if it was what happened to the other boats on the planet? It's impossible that they all just disappeared.
Abraham never spoke directly to God, nor did Moses, Noah, or anyone else from the Bible.

No wonder they never spoke to him, it's hardly been proven that he even exists.

You guys will believe something that has been written over two thousand years ago, and half the stuff in it is not true, but won't believe the studies of a man in recent history to who studied evolution and animal instinct and recorded it while he studied it, verifying his information!
You won't let homosexuals get married! You think it's a choice when in reality it's natural and genetic. Animals can be homosexual because they are genetically birthed to.
You think anyone who is a sex icon is a demon and should be crucified when Mary Magdalene herself was a prostitute.

You think Portal 2 is pornographic because of something that the game can't even allow you to do! The main protagonist in Portal 2 is clothed throughout the entire game, and you can't even place portals in the way that you think.
I own a Nintendo 3DS, and there isn't one video game out there that allows you to look up a Japanese girls skirt, but you still have the neglegence to say that they didn't learn from God's punishment on them with the recent Earthquake. Are you shitting me? God didn't do shit during that earthquake! That was plate-tectonics. Two pieces of the Earth's crust pushed together and caused it!
And God didn't cause the atomic bomb, America did. We built it and dropped it on them twice.
Nintendo is my life, you can call me a Nintendo-fanboy, and you have the nerve to say that Pokemon teaches evolution? No shit it does, because it's true!
The ways you think that Mario games make people gay astounds me to the point where I think you were all raised in Hell. Oh wait, you couldn't have been, HELL HAS NEVER BEEN PROVED TO EXIST.
A guy from Cuba joins your forums and you ask him what house he cleans and if the family is alright with him using their computer? That's racist as hell! Shame on you! And then he tries to explain that he owns the house, and you don't understand? Fun fact: NOT EVERYONE FROM CUBA IS POOR!
You have the nerve to call every religion other than yours false! You can't just say that about other people's religions!
You expect people to be tolerant of your religion when you can't even be tolerant of theirs?!
And what's with the insane amount of questions? You shouldn't be asking people where they live, their social security number, that shit's private!
Oh and also, America didn't exist in Jesus' time. North America was discovered in 1492 and inhabited by Native Americans. The pilgrims arrived here in the 1600s. We achieved independence from Britain in the 1700s. Jesus lived way before then.

I hate people who do this kind of thing. I hope you all burn in hell, if it exists.

See all that yellow stuff? That's the bit I didn't read.

When did you form a personal relationship with Jesus? As you will recall from whan you joined the forum, our purpose here is to praise Him.

Did you include a Bible verse? Maybe the one about Mary Magdalene being a prostitute would be suitable if you could post that.

And, welcome to the forum.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: HI

First of all, I want to assure you that we here are not Mormons. Your accusation that we are mormonic is absurd. This is a Christian site and Mormans are not Christians.

Also, you are obviously another one of the homosexuals who come here to vex Christians. Prance around all you want, you devilish pervert, you will never convince anyone here that you are anything other than a Hell bound buffoon. We already know we are right because God said it. Ergo, you are wrong and on the road to Hell.

In addition, you seem to want to portray yourself as an expert on biblical events, when it is clear that you have never even cracked open the Bible.

What other opinions would you like to attempt to unload on us? You might as well go on and let it all out. You have already committed this blasphemy before God. He has seen what you are up to and I can guarantee you He is thirsting to get ahold of you and burn you up in Hell.

Even though you are an unsaved wretch and Hell bound, we love you and offer you a way out. Even a hellish queer like yourself may be saved through the love of Jesus. Bear in mind that the Lord God, who is the ultimate judge, hates you and is thinking even now of ways to bring you in for a conference, but He will still allow Jesus to save you if you will cooperate.

Eternal agony in the Lake of Molten Sulphur That Burns with Fire is certainly in the cards for you just now and if you stay on the road you are on, you will soon get to where it leads (which is Hell). If you reach out for salvation, accept Jesus and follow His Word, you will be saved.

Glory!

The choice is yours. There is always plenty of room in Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.

[EvolvingMan]

I am here solely to disprove all of you.

You all are too ignorant and moronic to understand even the slightest that half of the text in the Bible is false information.
The entire world was never flooded, and even if it was what happened to the other boats on the planet? It's impossible that they all just disappeared.
Abraham never spoke directly to God, nor did Moses, Noah, or anyone else from the Bible.

No wonder they never spoke to him, it's hardly been proven that he even exists.

You guys will believe something that has been written over two thousand years ago, and half the stuff in it is not true, but won't believe the studies of a man in recent history to who studied evolution and animal instinct and recorded it while he studied it, verifying his information!
You won't let homosexuals get married! You think it's a choice when in reality it's natural and genetic. Animals can be homosexual because they are genetically birthed to.
You think anyone who is a sex icon is a demon and should be crucified when Mary Magdalene herself was a prostitute.

You think Portal 2 is pornographic because of something that the game can't even allow you to do! The main protagonist in Portal 2 is clothed throughout the entire game, and you can't even place portals in the way that you think.
I own a Nintendo 3DS, and there isn't one video game out there that allows you to look up a Japanese girls skirt, but you still have the neglegence to say that they didn't learn from God's punishment on them with the recent Earthquake. Are you shitting me? God didn't do shit during that earthquake! That was plate-tectonics. Two pieces of the Earth's crust pushed together and caused it!
And God didn't cause the atomic bomb, America did. We built it and dropped it on them twice.
Nintendo is my life, you can call me a Nintendo-fanboy, and you have the nerve to say that Pokemon teaches evolution? No shit it does, because it's true!
The ways you think that Mario games make people gay astounds me to the point where I think you were all raised in Hell. Oh wait, you couldn't have been, HELL HAS NEVER BEEN PROVED TO EXIST.
A guy from Cuba joins your forums and you ask him what house he cleans and if the family is alright with him using their computer? That's racist as hell! Shame on you! And then he tries to explain that he owns the house, and you don't understand? Fun fact: NOT EVERYONE FROM CUBA IS POOR!
You have the nerve to call every religion other than yours false! You can't just say that about other people's religions!
You expect people to be tolerant of your religion when you can't even be tolerant of theirs?!
And what's with the insane amount of questions? You shouldn't be asking people where they live, their social security number, that shit's private!
Oh and also, America didn't exist in Jesus' time. North America was discovered in 1492 and inhabited by Native Americans. The pilgrims arrived here in the 1600s. We achieved independence from Britain in the 1700s. Jesus lived way before then.

I hate people who do this kind of thing. I hope you all burn in hell, if it exists.