HI

[EvolvingMan]

I am here solely to disprove all of you.

You all are too ignorant and moronic to understand even the slightest that half of the text in the Bible is false information.
The entire world was never flooded, and even if it was what happened to the other boats on the planet? It's impossible that they all just disappeared.
Abraham never spoke directly to God, nor did Moses, Noah, or anyone else from the Bible.

No wonder they never spoke to him, it's hardly been proven that he even exists.

You guys will believe something that has been written over two thousand years ago, and half the stuff in it is not true, but won't believe the studies of a man in recent history to who studied evolution and animal instinct and recorded it while he studied it, verifying his information!
You won't let homosexuals get married! You think it's a choice when in reality it's natural and genetic. Animals can be homosexual because they are genetically birthed to.
You think anyone who is a sex icon is a demon and should be crucified when Mary Magdalene herself was a prostitute.

You think Portal 2 is pornographic because of something that the game can't even allow you to do! The main protagonist in Portal 2 is clothed throughout the entire game, and you can't even place portals in the way that you think.
I own a Nintendo 3DS, and there isn't one video game out there that allows you to look up a Japanese girls skirt, but you still have the neglegence to say that they didn't learn from God's punishment on them with the recent Earthquake. Are you shitting me? God didn't do shit during that earthquake! That was plate-tectonics. Two pieces of the Earth's crust pushed together and caused it!
And God didn't cause the atomic bomb, America did. We built it and dropped it on them twice.
Nintendo is my life, you can call me a Nintendo-fanboy, and you have the nerve to say that Pokemon teaches evolution? No shit it does, because it's true!
The ways you think that Mario games make people gay astounds me to the point where I think you were all raised in Hell. Oh wait, you couldn't have been, HELL HAS NEVER BEEN PROVED TO EXIST.
A guy from Cuba joins your forums and you ask him what house he cleans and if the family is alright with him using their computer? That's racist as hell! Shame on you! And then he tries to explain that he owns the house, and you don't understand? Fun fact: NOT EVERYONE FROM CUBA IS POOR!
You have the nerve to call every religion other than yours false! You can't just say that about other people's religions!
You expect people to be tolerant of your religion when you can't even be tolerant of theirs?!
And what's with the insane amount of questions? You shouldn't be asking people where they live, their social security number, that shit's private!
Oh and also, America didn't exist in Jesus' time. North America was discovered in 1492 and inhabited by Native Americans. The pilgrims arrived here in the 1600s. We achieved independence from Britain in the 1700s. Jesus lived way before then.

I hate people who do this kind of thing. I hope you all burn in hell, if it exists.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: HI

First of all, I want to assure you that we here are not Mormons. Your accusation that we are mormonic is absurd. This is a Christian site and Mormans are not Christians.

Also, you are obviously another one of the homosexuals who come here to vex Christians. Prance around all you want, you devilish pervert, you will never convince anyone here that you are anything other than a Hell bound buffoon. We already know we are right because God said it. Ergo, you are wrong and on the road to Hell.

In addition, you seem to want to portray yourself as an expert on biblical events, when it is clear that you have never even cracked open the Bible.

What other opinions would you like to attempt to unload on us? You might as well go on and let it all out. You have already committed this blasphemy before God. He has seen what you are up to and I can guarantee you He is thirsting to get ahold of you and burn you up in Hell.

Even though you are an unsaved wretch and Hell bound, we love you and offer you a way out. Even a hellish queer like yourself may be saved through the love of Jesus. Bear in mind that the Lord God, who is the ultimate judge, hates you and is thinking even now of ways to bring you in for a conference, but He will still allow Jesus to save you if you will cooperate.

Eternal agony in the Lake of Molten Sulphur That Burns with Fire is certainly in the cards for you just now and if you stay on the road you are on, you will soon get to where it leads (which is Hell). If you reach out for salvation, accept Jesus and follow His Word, you will be saved.

Glory!

The choice is yours. There is always plenty of room in Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: HI

I am here solely to disprove all of you.

You all are too ignorant and mormonic to understand even the slightest that half of the text in the Bible is false information.
The entire world was never flooded, and even if it was what happened to the other boats on the planet? It's impossible that they all just disappeared.
Abraham never spoke directly to God, nor did Moses, Noah, or anyone else from the Bible.

No wonder they never spoke to him, it's hardly been proven that he even exists.

You guys will believe something that has been written over two thousand years ago, and half the stuff in it is not true, but won't believe the studies of a man in recent history to who studied evolution and animal instinct and recorded it while he studied it, verifying his information!
You won't let homosexuals get married! You think it's a choice when in reality it's natural and genetic. Animals can be homosexual because they are genetically birthed to.
You think anyone who is a sex icon is a demon and should be crucified when Mary Magdalene herself was a prostitute.

You think Portal 2 is pornographic because of something that the game can't even allow you to do! The main protagonist in Portal 2 is clothed throughout the entire game, and you can't even place portals in the way that you think.
I own a Nintendo 3DS, and there isn't one video game out there that allows you to look up a Japanese girls skirt, but you still have the neglegence to say that they didn't learn from God's punishment on them with the recent Earthquake. Are you shitting me? God didn't do shit during that earthquake! That was plate-tectonics. Two pieces of the Earth's crust pushed together and caused it!
And God didn't cause the atomic bomb, America did. We built it and dropped it on them twice.
Nintendo is my life, you can call me a Nintendo-fanboy, and you have the nerve to say that Pokemon teaches evolution? No shit it does, because it's true!
The ways you think that Mario games make people gay astounds me to the point where I think you were all raised in Hell. Oh wait, you couldn't have been, HELL HAS NEVER BEEN PROVED TO EXIST.
A guy from Cuba joins your forums and you ask him what house he cleans and if the family is alright with him using their computer? That's racist as hell! Shame on you! And then he tries to explain that he owns the house, and you don't understand? Fun fact: NOT EVERYONE FROM CUBA IS POOR!
You have the nerve to call every religion other than yours false! You can't just say that about other people's religions!
You expect people to be tolerant of your religion when you can't even be tolerant of theirs?!
And what's with the insane amount of questions? You shouldn't be asking people where they live, their social security number, that shit's private!
Oh and also, America didn't exist in Jesus' time. North America was discovered in 1492 and inhabited by Native Americans. The pilgrims arrived here in the 1600s. We achieved independence from Britain in the 1700s. Jesus lived way before then.

I hate people who do this kind of thing. I hope you all burn in hell, if it exists.

See all that yellow stuff? That's the bit I didn't read.

When did you form a personal relationship with Jesus? As you will recall from whan you joined the forum, our purpose here is to praise Him.

Did you include a Bible verse? Maybe the one about Mary Magdalene being a prostitute would be suitable if you could post that.

And, welcome to the forum.

[EvolvingMan]

Re: HI

First of all, I want to assure you that we here are not Mormons. Your accusation that we are mormonic is absurd. This is a Christian site and Mormans are not Christians.

Also, you are obviously another one of the homosexuals who come here to vex Christians. Prance around all you want, you devilish pervert, you will never convince anyone here that you are anything other than a Hell bound buffoon. We already know we are right because God said it. Ergo, you are wrong and on the road to Hell.

In addition, you seem to want to portray yourself as an expert on biblical events, when it is clear that you have never even cracked open the Bible.

What other opinions would you like to attempt to unload on us? You might as well go on and let it all out. You have already committed this blasphemy before God. He has seen what you are up to and I can guarantee you He is thirsting to get ahold of you and burn you up in Hell.

Even though you are an unsaved wretch and Hell bound, we love you and offer you a way out. Even a hellish queer like yourself may be saved through the love of Jesus. Bear in mind that the Lord God, who is the ultimate judge, hates you and is thinking even now of ways to bring you in for a conference, but He will still allow Jesus to save you if you will cooperate.

Eternal agony in the Lake of Molten Sulphur That Burns with Fire is certainly in the cards for you just now and if you stay on the road you are on, you will soon get to where it leads (which is Hell). If you reach out for salvation, accept Jesus and follow His Word, you will be saved.

Glory!

The choice is yours. There is always plenty of room in Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.

I said moronic, not mormonic.
And the fact that you call me a devilish pervert when you guys are using homosexuality as an insult.
I'm not an expert on biblical events, because I don't spend my time reading the Bible for fun. I read books on history. Russia, Nikola Tesla, Marco Polo, etc.

[Paragon of virtue]

Re: HI

That's right you don't debate God; you declare God!

Genesis 1:1

In the beginning God...

God is from everlasting to everlasting...

Kings, Queens and your so-called scientists have tried in vain to defeat the Good Lord and His Holy Book, but each and everyone of them have failed, and they will continue to fail until they wake up to eternity in a place called Hell!

2 Peter 2:4

You are lucky that you are still alive and well able to change your ways!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: HI

I said mormonic, not mormonic.
And the fact that you call me a devilish pervert when you guys are using homosexuality as an insult.
I'm not an expert on biblical events, because I don't spend my time reading the Bible for fun. I read books on history. Russia, Nikola Tesla, Marco Polo, etc.

Again, we are not Mormons and I am beginning to resent your accusation.

Also, your English is not bad for a second language, but if you don't want to seem foolish, you should attempt to debate in a language you understand better. This would not be the forum for that debate, as we are Christians and speakers of English.

[Beginning Of Wisdom]

Re: HI

You may be thinking of Mitt Romney's religion.

We are Christians here friend. We don't believe in getting our own planets. That's absurd!

We'll have mormon's over for supper. Believe it!

Revelation 19:18

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: HI

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: HI

See all that yellow stuff? That's the bit I didn't read.

Amen, Sister, especially after mis-reading the first sentence as

I am here solely to disapprove of all of you.

But whatever, Revolving Man looks like being just another post-and-run coward.

[the unknown prophet]

Re: HI

But whatever, Revolving Man looks like being just another post-and-run coward.

Whoever he is, I hope he stays away from our precious white women. Unless that white woman has already slept with a negro, then in that case, I don't care, cause by then, I consider that woman to no longer be white, both scientifically and morally.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: HI

I read books on history. Russia, Nikola Tesla, Marco Polo, etc.

Sure

North America was discovered in 1492

Columbus never set a foot in his life on North American soil. Not to mention that vikings paid a visit to North america already some 500 years before, or the fact that "native americans" came originally to North America from the old world.

[the unknown prophet]

Re: HI

Columbus never set a foot in his life on North American soil. Not to mention that vikings paid a visit to North america already some 500 years before, or the fact that "native americans" came originally to North America from the old world.

Plus the fact that white people helped create the Aztec and Mayan civilizations. But you're not going to hear about that from the ZOG media, no sir.

[Basilissa]

Re: HI

You think anyone who is a sex icon is a demon and should be crucified when Mary Magdalene herself was a prostitute.

No she wasn't. There was Mary Magdalene and there was an unnamed prostitute. Catholic Church merged these two women together, but in fact they are not the same person.

North America was discovered in 1492 and inhabited by Native Americans. The pilgrims arrived here in the 1600s.

Did you just say that Native Americans discovered North America in 1492?

I said mormonic, not mormonic.

yeah, you certainly said mormonic, while it says right there on the top of the website, that we're a BAPTIST church.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: HI

Is this the guy who reads History all the time? He seems to have missed the stuff about Vinland

There is even some archæology to go with it. Oh, yes I can do a search can't I..

I read books on history.

..yes, it is.

And while searching "history" in the thread, what a surprise he is obsessing over homosexuality as well.
These abominations GOD'S WORD, NOT MINE are getting everywhere aren't they. We have just had an election: what a cornucopia of perverts. Out they came from the woodwork like pixilated lice Zero Tolerance this, Legalise that, Sex Party the other it's just as well I have a sewing machine and can make my own clothes. Shopping for summer attire has become a nightmare you would not believe the stuff they have hanging up and I certainly would never venture into a changing room the sight of other customers was enough for me what do they think they look like I was so revolted. I could see what they were thinking ..can't they think of anything else?

It's the same with this mocker. Abraham, Moses, Noah, or anyone from the Bible no more existed than the God they didn't speak to in his warped delusion. No wonder he spruiks the pervert agenda.

II PETER 1
16a…we have not followed cunningly devised fables..
21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.
KJV

Those historical records he dismisses as fable record inspiration moved by the Holy Ghost, and are themselves inspired. To reject God in such a direct way is to say His Inspiration is at fault. That the Holy Ghost vouchsafed lies: in his psychosis
.lies about Abraham's conversation with God or his existence altogether
..lies about Moses' conversation with God or his existence altogether
...lies about Noah's conversation with God or his existence altogether
....lies about anyone else's conversation with God or their existence altogether despite verification from the Bible

......is redemption still possible for such a corrupted fool?

ZEPHANIAH 3
5 The just LORD is in the midst thereof; he will not do iniquity: every morning doth he bring his judgment to light, he faileth not; but the unjust knoweth no shame.
6 I have cut off the nations: their towers are desolate; I made their streets waste, that none passeth by: their cities are destroyed, so that there is no man, that there is none inhabitant.
7 I said, Surely thou wilt fear me, thou wilt receive instruction; so their dwelling should not be cut off, howsoever I punished them: but they rose early, and corrupted all their doings.
8 Therefore wait ye upon me, saith the LORD, until the day that I rise up to the prey: for my determination is to gather the nations, that I may assemble the kingdoms, to pour upon them mine indignation, even all my fierce anger: for all the earth shall be devoured with the fire of my jealousy.
KJV

MARK 3
28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:
29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation:
KJV

context

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: HI

I am here solely to disprove all of you.

You all are too ignorant and mormonic to understand even the slightest that half of the text in the Bible is false information.
The entire world was never flooded, and even if it was what happened to the other boats on the planet? It's impossible that they all just disappeared.
Abraham never spoke directly to God, nor did Moses, Noah, or anyone else from the Bible.

Hello, Devolving Man.

I see, as with all of your kind, you also lead an unproductive and pointless life, persecuting Christians and hating anyone who adheres to God and Godly Standards. That's just fine. It's not like we haven't had many others here looking to "disprove" us before.

As for the hunt for boats, we aren't interested in the ones that haven't been found, just the one that HAS been found--AKA Noah's!

No wonder they never spoke to him, it's hardly been proven that he even exists.

You guys will believe something that has been written over two thousand years ago, and half the stuff in it is not true, but won't believe the studies of a man in recent history to who studied evolution and animal instinct and recorded it while he studied it, verifying his information!
You won't let homosexuals get married! You think it's a choice when in reality it's natural and genetic. Animals can be homosexual because they are genetically birthed to.
You think anyone who is a sex icon is a demon and should be crucified when Mary Magdalene herself was a prostitute.

And there you have it--proof positive that those who reject verbal plenary inspiration of the Scriptures have no problem with beastiality. This entire forum and anyone reading it is a witness.

You think Portal 2 is pornographic because of something that the game can't even allow you to do! The main protagonist in Portal 2 is clothed throughout the entire game, and you can't even place portals in the way that you think.
I own a Nintendo 3DS, and there isn't one video game out there that allows you to look up a Japanese girls skirt, but you still have the neglegence to say that they didn't learn from God's punishment on them with the recent Earthquake. Are you shitting me? God didn't do shit during that earthquake! That was plate-tectonics. Two pieces of the Earth's crust pushed together and caused it!
And God didn't cause the atomic bomb, America did. We built it and dropped it on them twice.
Nintendo is my life, you can call me a Nintendo-fanboy, and you have the nerve to say that Pokemon teaches evolution? No shit it does, because it's true!

We had no doubt of your activities the moment you declared your atheism. Atheists never do anything purposeful or something that helps society. And don't try to tell me scientists make vaccines and build things, since if God wanted someone alive, He would have made it so that they live on their own and by prayer.

You should try bathing once in a while, and scrape the lint out of your belly-button just long enough to attend a church service. Real human contact is good. And maybe - just maybe - you'll learn something.

The ways you think that Mario games make people gay astounds me to the point where I think you were all raised in Hell. Oh wait, you couldn't have been, HELL HAS NEVER BEEN PROVED TO EXIST.

Don't worry; you'll have plenty proof of it once you get there.

A guy from Cuba joins your forums and you ask him what house he cleans and if the family is alright with him using their computer? That's racist as hell! Shame on you! And then he tries to explain that he owns the house, and you don't understand? Fun fact: NOT EVERYONE FROM CUBA IS POOR!
You have the nerve to call every religion other than yours false! You can't just say that about other people's religions!
You expect people to be tolerant of your religion when you can't even be tolerant of theirs?!
And what's with the insane amount of questions? You shouldn't be asking people where they live, their social security number, that shit's private!
Oh and also, America didn't exist in Jesus' time. North America was discovered in 1492 and inhabited by Native Americans. The pilgrims arrived here in the 1600s. We achieved independence from Britain in the 1700s. Jesus lived way before then.

I hate people who do this kind of thing. I hope you all burn in hell, if it exists.

We are far from racist. I'm sorry you are so very sensitive to our acknowledgement of general truths of the world and its people. But Jesus himself said the tree is known by its fruit (Luke 6:43-45). We are just using the wisdom God gave us and drawing the proper conclusions as to how to help people and make life better for those who live in terrible countries.

Don't be so uptight.

Pastor Ed