[Scott Cole]

Re: My introduction

Thank you Pastor, Ill be sure to check out Landover's mission to Australia. Hopefully it yielded some success

God Bless

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My introduction

Welcome to God's favorite forum, "matey." I picked that slang up from your people a few years ago when Landover Baptist had a Mission to Austria. You can read about our adventures HERE.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Scott Cole]

Re: My introduction

Hiya Scott, welcome. I'm in search of a wife at the moment. Tell me can May cook and know how to hold her tongue? Do you have some pictures of her? Perhaps holiday snaps of her on the beach or by a swimming pool would be the best ones to send me.

Hello Barry, May is an ok cook being only 13 she still has room for improvement. She most certainty does know her place in this world and I'll try my best to find a picture of her before the day is over.

God Bless

[Barry]

Re: My introduction

Hiya Scott, welcome. I'm in search of a wife at the moment. Tell me can May cook and know how to hold her tongue? Do you have some pictures of her? Perhaps holiday snaps of her on the beach or by a swimming pool would be the best ones to send me.

[Scott Cole]

Re: My introduction

I will be sure to withdraw my tithe and find a new church as soon as possible. In all honesty the smell from the riff raff was starting to get to me anyway, I'll be praying extra hard for the next few months to make up for this messy ordeal and I'll be sure to let everyone at Northside know whats actually going on there.

God Bless

[Attila's Wife]

Re: My introduction

Perhaps i should contact my old Pastor back in Adelaide and see what he has to say about this, When my family and I joined the Northside church 6 months ago the Pastor assured me the church was infact Christian when i questioned him about the Anglicanism he merely said it was an adaption of Christianity and that they were conforming as a whole,

Surely i haven't stumbled upon some kind of papist cult ?

Brother Scott, the Anglicans started out as an offshoot of papism (hence the altar boys) but these days they are no more than a bunch of atheists.

Run for the hills!

[Scott Cole]

Re: My introduction

There is no such thing as an Anglican Christian.

Perhaps i should contact my old Pastor back in Adelaide and see what he has to say about this, When my family and I joined the Northside church 6 months ago the Pastor assured me the church was infact Christian when i questioned him about the Anglicanism he merely said it was an adaption of Christianity and that they were conforming as a whole,

Surely i haven't stumbled upon some kind of papist cult ?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: My introduction

I understand being an Anglican Christian may be a confusing topic, And i apologize to any one who might of been confused . We do read the James King bible at our particular Church, As most Anglican Christians do

God Bless

There is no such thing as an Anglican Christian.

[Scott Cole]

Re: My introduction

I understand being an Anglican Christian may be a confusing topic, And i apologize to any one who might of been confused . We do read the James King bible at our particular Church, As most Anglican Christians do

God Bless

[Alvin Moss]

Re: My introduction

Mr. Cole, your scheme is thwarted by your ignorance. You are another Roman spy sent to find out what Christians are doing. No doubt, your Pope is planning another of his attrocities against Christians.

I case you haven't figured out yet how you were unmasked, only fairy Catholic priests have altar boys.

Even though you have come here to this site with violence and mayhem on your mind, we welcome you. Why, you ask? Well, it's like this- we see this as an opportunity to save another Catholic from Hell. We are hopeful that you will see the Light and come to Jesus, thereby becoming saved instead of damned, but it is up to you.

God Bless!

[Scott Cole]

Re: My introduction

An altar boy? At a Baptist church?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Hello Brother, The Church i attend is Anglicanism they traditionally have Altar boys in service, I can assure you no catholic shenanigans happen behind closed doors

God Bless

[Attila's Wife]

Re: My introduction

An altar boy? At a Baptist church?

What he's got there is RCs or (worse by far!) the CofE masquerading as True Christians.

Brother Scott, take your son and run from them - NOW!

YiC
AW

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: My introduction

I regularly make large donations to our local Church and have given the Pastor my eldest son as an Altar boy. And i of course pray day to day for Gods sweet love that most people take for granted

An altar boy? At a Baptist church?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Scott Cole]

Re: My introduction

Welcome Mr. Cole, may I call you Scott?

Mr. Cole, I am sorry to hear about the daughter. God does test us every day, be blessed only 1/8th of your family is tainted.

How do you thank God every day for allowing you to live?

Hello dear Brother, you may of course call me Scott.

My Daughter May can be a bit of an annoyance but i keep her in check with a strong hand. she turns 14 soon and I am currently looking for a suitor.I am also blessed to have a wife who does as i say and can cook.

I regularly make large donations to our local Church and have given the Pastor my eldest son as an Altar boy. And i of course pray day to day for Gods sweet love that most people take for granted

God Bless

[James Hutchins]

Re: My introduction

Welcome Mr. Cole, may I call you Scott?

Mr. Cole, I am sorry to hear about the daughter. God does test us every day, be blessed only 1/8th of your family is tainted.

How do you thank God every day for allowing you to live?