[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Hello, Hate the Sin!

Your first name is such an unusual one. Can you tell us of its origin? I hope these silly women haven't been throwing themselves at you once they learned of your lack of marital ties. Sometimes the weaker gender can behave so badly when an obviously strong, young, handsome, intelligent man comes in the room. I praise Jesus that you've found me -um- us, and that you are striving to deepen your relationship with our soon-coming King. Glory!

So, I hope you'll accept my welcome and my offer to have one of my famous pies at a store of mine near you. Many are located near hotels.

Yours in the Precious Name and Blood of JESUS,
NRL

[HateTheSin]

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Hello, Hate the Sin!

Your first name is such an unusual one. Can you tell us of its origin? I hope these silly women haven't been throwing themselves at you once they learned of your lack of marital ties. Sometimes the weaker gender can behave so badly when an obviously strong, young, handsome, intelligent man comes in the room. I praise Jesus that you've found me -um- us, and that you are striving to deepen your relationship with our soon-coming King. Glory!

So, I hope you'll accept my welcome and my offer to have one of my famous pies at a store of mine near you. Many are located near hotels.

Yours in the Precious Name and Blood of JESUS,
NRL

Madame Lamb,

I have no idea of the origin of my first name, but I guess it would be my fault not to ask about it, either.

I have not had many women come to me about it, actually.
I do know how women can get, so it does not bother me much.

Lastly, I'd be delighted to have one of your pies. Do you have a list of locations?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Madame Lamb,

I have no idea of the origin of my first name, but I guess it would be my fault not to ask about it, either.

I have not had many women come to me about it, actually.
I do know how women can get, so it does not bother me much.

Lastly, I'd be delighted to have one of your pies. Do you have a list of locations?

I recommend my personal delivery service, dear. That way, you are assured that everything is moist, fresh, and satisfying. Why not call me at the number given in your private messages so we can arrange for this tasty treat. I hope you have a large appetite.

In Jesus,
NRL

[HateTheSin]

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I recommend my personal delivery service, dear. That way, you are assured that everything is moist, fresh, and satisfying. Why not call me at the number given in your private messages so we can arrange for this tasty treat. I hope you have a large appetite.

In Jesus,
NRL

Sure thing, Madame Lamb. I absolutely cannot wait to receive one.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Her pies are lovely. If you will take a suggestion from me, I'd advise against eating too much and save up for her pie; it's so tasty, my husband only ate her pie for the entire day!

[HateTheSin]

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Her pies are lovely. If you will take a suggestion from me, I'd advise against eating too much and save up for her pie; it's so tasty, my husband only ate her pie for the entire day!

Thanks for the suggestion, Madame Johnson. What flavors do you all suggest?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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All of Naomi's pies are lovely, just like her! If you want one sisterly thought, just go with your favorites and they'll be lovely.

[HateTheSin]

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All of Naomi's pies are lovely, just like her! If you want one sisterly thought, just go with your favorites and they'll be lovely.

Great! I'll order right away.
Thank you, Madame.