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  • #16
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    Hello, Hate the Sin!

    Your first name is such an unusual one. Can you tell us of its origin? I hope these silly women haven't been throwing themselves at you once they learned of your lack of marital ties. Sometimes the weaker gender can behave so badly when an obviously strong, young, handsome, intelligent man comes in the room. I praise Jesus that you've found me -um- us, and that you are striving to deepen your relationship with our soon-coming King. Glory!

    So, I hope you'll accept my welcome and my offer to have one of my famous pies at a store of mine near you. Many are located near hotels.

    Yours in the Precious Name and Blood of JESUS,
    NRL
    1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
    Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
    Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
    Locations in 50 States and Canada
    !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
    Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
    Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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    • #17
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post


      Hello, Hate the Sin!

      Your first name is such an unusual one. Can you tell us of its origin? I hope these silly women haven't been throwing themselves at you once they learned of your lack of marital ties. Sometimes the weaker gender can behave so badly when an obviously strong, young, handsome, intelligent man comes in the room. I praise Jesus that you've found me -um- us, and that you are striving to deepen your relationship with our soon-coming King. Glory!

      So, I hope you'll accept my welcome and my offer to have one of my famous pies at a store of mine near you. Many are located near hotels.

      Yours in the Precious Name and Blood of JESUS,
      NRL
      Madame Lamb,

      I have no idea of the origin of my first name, but I guess it would be my fault not to ask about it, either.

      I have not had many women come to me about it, actually.
      I do know how women can get, so it does not bother me much.

      Lastly, I'd be delighted to have one of your pies. Do you have a list of locations?

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      • #18
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by HateTheSin View Post
        Madame Lamb,

        I have no idea of the origin of my first name, but I guess it would be my fault not to ask about it, either.

        I have not had many women come to me about it, actually.
        I do know how women can get, so it does not bother me much.

        Lastly, I'd be delighted to have one of your pies. Do you have a list of locations?
        I recommend my personal delivery service, dear. That way, you are assured that everything is moist, fresh, and satisfying. Why not call me at the number given in your private messages so we can arrange for this tasty treat. I hope you have a large appetite.

        In Jesus,
        NRL
        1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
        Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
        Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
        Locations in 50 States and Canada
        !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
        Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
        Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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        • #19
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
          I recommend my personal delivery service, dear. That way, you are assured that everything is moist, fresh, and satisfying. Why not call me at the number given in your private messages so we can arrange for this tasty treat. I hope you have a large appetite.

          In Jesus,
          NRL
          Sure thing, Madame Lamb. I absolutely cannot wait to receive one.

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          • #20
            Re: Hello

            Her pies are lovely. If you will take a suggestion from me, I'd advise against eating too much and save up for her pie; it's so tasty, my husband only ate her pie for the entire day!
            "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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            • #21
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
              Her pies are lovely. If you will take a suggestion from me, I'd advise against eating too much and save up for her pie; it's so tasty, my husband only ate her pie for the entire day!
              Thanks for the suggestion, Madame Johnson. What flavors do you all suggest?

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              • #22
                Re: Hello

                All of Naomi's pies are lovely, just like her! If you want one sisterly thought, just go with your favorites and they'll be lovely.
                "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                • #23
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                  All of Naomi's pies are lovely, just like her! If you want one sisterly thought, just go with your favorites and they'll be lovely.
                  Great! I'll order right away.
                  Thank you, Madame.

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