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  • #1

    A Lost Soul

    Having repented my life of sin I have been looking for a community of like minded freedom thinkers who are not afraid to demand that everyone thinks and acts the same way, the way of the word of our lord and saviour.

    Unfortunately due to the actions of my wayward parents I and my children (and theirs to the 10th generation) are not allowed to go to church as I was born, to my eternal shame, out of wedlock.

    "A bitched shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord." (Deuteronomy 23:2)

    I am also missing most of my left hand after serving in the last crusade against the heathen Imams

    "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken. No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God." (Leviticus 21:18-21)

    As I am twice damned I have removed myself from civilized society and now reside in the lands of the godless Chinese.
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  • #2
    Re: A Lost Soul

    Welcome to our friendly forums! Are you a chinaman yourself, or are you a regular person, standing heads and shoulders above the crowd?

    So what is your favorite Bible verse, and how did you come to know and love the LORD Jesus above all else in life?

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: A Lost Soul

      How have you fallen into the hands of Chinamen?
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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      • #4
        Re: A Lost Soul

        Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
        How have you fallen into the hands of Chinamen?
        Brother Alvin, this seems a little tactless in the light of Unsavable's statement:

        Originally posted by Unsavable
        I am also missing most of my left hand
        Welcome, Unsavable! I am sorry to hear of your predicament, but be of good cheer! At least you are sure of avoiding the curse of being left-handed.

        How are things in China these days? When I lived there, they struck me as an unusually cruel people. Every Sunday, they ran a bus service to what they called the local Christian church and tried to force me to attend, even though it was a Unitarian church.

        YiC
        Attila's Wife
        2 Timothy 3:16

        All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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        • #5
          Re: A Lost Soul

          Friend, everyone is welcome in Church (assuming you tithe appropriately). It is Heaven that may be bit of a pickle for you. Do keep in mind, being a bastard like you are, although you might not be blessed by Jesus, your tenth generation will want a shot at sitting on Gods Right Hand(c). Do you want your lousy attitude and failure to atone to the Holy Ghost for your sins to be on your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grandsons permanent record?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #6
            Re: A Lost Soul

            Originally posted by Unsavable View Post

            "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken. No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God." (Leviticus 21:18-21)

            As I am twice damned I have removed myself from civilized society and now reside in the lands of the godless Chinese.
            At least you don't have scurvy! That's something to shout GLORY over. Well, that and the fact that your stones are intact.

            So, where did you reside prior to Chinkland? There are so many countries in the world to choose from, why there? What are your plans in between now and judgment day? Prayer comes to mind as a recommendation.

            Welcome to the ONLY forum on God's smartphone.
            Brother Larry

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            • #7
              Re: A Lost Soul

              Originally posted by Unsavable View Post

              As I am twice damned I have removed myself from civilized society and now reside in the lands of the godless Chinese.
              Welcome to God's favorite forum. I spend plenty of time over amongst the slants too, bringing them the Good News about Christ Jesus.

              I can't say that they really get it, but I try.

              If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

              If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

              You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

              Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: A Lost Soul

                Hello unsavable. After reading your testimonial I was really moved, at least my bowels were anyway. You poor bastard. I too would be ashamed if my parents were not married. Look on the bright side though, you still have your Holy Bible (KJV 1611) and God to help get you through your twice damned life.

                I will pray that you find Salvation.
                Isaiah 66:15

                For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                • #9
                  Re: A Lost Soul

                  Thank you for your kind welcome into the bosom of our saviour

                  My favorite quote from the bible is Ephesians 6:12
                  "For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places."
                  I believe it accurately represents the stance we must take against the Dark "Forces" currently occupying the White House


                  To ally your fears, I am not a chinky, nip or slant of any kind. I bleed as red as only a god fearing white man can. My only mission here is to convert as many of these godless heathens as possible before final judgement, using the language of the only true Bible - English

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                  • #10
                    Re: A Lost Soul

                    Friend, it's truly refreshing to meet somebody like you, who knows scripture and follows it! Have you considered asking God to fix your hand?
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                    • #11
                      Re: A Lost Soul

                      Originally posted by Unsavable View Post
                      Having repented my life of sin I have been looking for a community of like minded freedom thinkers who are not afraid to demand that everyone thinks and acts the same way, the way of the word of our lord and saviour.

                      Unfortunately due to the actions of my wayward parents I and my children (and theirs to the 10th generation) are not allowed to go to church as I was born, to my eternal shame, out of wedlock.

                      "A bitched shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord." (Deuteronomy 23:2)

                      I am also missing most of my left hand after serving in the last crusade against the heathen Imams

                      "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken. No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God." (Leviticus 21:18-21)

                      As I am twice damned I have removed myself from civilized society and now reside in the lands of the godless Chinese.
                      Unsavable, I am truly touched by what you have shared. If only those who could be saved had your humble and contrite attitude, the world would be a wonderful place indeed.

                      As far as your spiritually fatal predicament, bear in mind that I see no reason why you can't "attend" a church by way of one of the shut-in services like the disabled do who are visited on Sunday afternoons. And the internets makes possible interaction from afar, allowing you an even better venue to contribute to God's Almighty cause™.

                      By way of example at least, if I were you, I would do my very best to follow all the commandments of God and let everyone in your life know where you stand, despite it all.

                      I look forward to seeing your contributions.

                      YiC,

                      Pastor Ed

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