I'm a republican!

[terryburgman]

Hello. My name is Terry Burgman. For years, I have been organizing something like to call, "conservative club" in the city of Rocky Mount. In "conservative club", we spread our hate about our Obama-nation of a president, Gay-rak. We hate him! I remember about 2 years ago, I was sitting on my couch as my yellow-bellied cleaner lady was vacuuming, I was thinking that it just might be that Adolf Hitler is Obama's father. The thing is though, he was the mom! I've been doing some research lately, and it just so happens that Hitler on the day of his alleged suicide, instead cut his super small genitalia off! Of course, Hitler suffered some minor bleeding, but at the time, he had access to something called stitches! He then sewed up that area, and voila, a vagina! He then traveled to Kenya, where he gave birth to the split personas of Obama and Osama! Different people? I think not!
Hitler raised him to the age of 8, where then Adolf was killed with a blow to the chest by a rhinoceros. Obama then lived in the wild, off of his own fecal matter! When he turned 16, he swam across the ocean to OUR country! This was the worst mistake I have ever witnessed...

[Dutch Girl]

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[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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That's the most confusing twaddle I've ever read in my life. Who spells "Republican" with a lower-case R?

Sorry. I couldn't get over the thread title. It shook me so badly I couldn't be bother reading anything else you wrote.

[terryburgman]

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What? What do you mean by that?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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That's the most confusing twaddle I've ever read in my life. Who spells "Republican" with a lower-case R?

Sorry. I couldn't get over the thread title. It shook me so badly I couldn't be bother reading anything else you wrote.

Dear Sister, in order to warn pure innocent womenfolk like yourself, I braved the semi literate post in question.

I was horrified. Basically we have a phallus worshiping national socialist on our hands who has been driven mad by his own demonic evocations, some sort of failed sorcerer dehumanized by uncontrolled Satanic forces. His fantasies regarding Hitler's penis are... colorful. Yet disturbing.

I pray that other women will heed your example and avoid reading the written word when it is peripheral or detrimental to salvation in Christ. Which of course means reading nothing but the KJV Bible and posts made by True Christians(tm).

[terryburgman]

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That's the most confusing twaddle I've ever read in my life. Who spells "Republican" with a lower-case R?

Sorry. I couldn't get over the thread title. It shook me so badly I couldn't be bother reading anything else you wrote.

I'm sorry if I offended you, I guess I should have payed more attention to that. I'm new to this forum thing and all...

[Cranky Old Man]

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I guess I should have payed more attention

That is the first smart thing you have said. You need to pay a lot more attention. Especially to the Holy Bible!

[terryburgman]

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Amen, my good sir!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I'm sorry if I offended you, I guess I should have payed more attention to that. I'm new to this forum thing and all...

Friend, there may be time to rescue your soul from aeternal damnation. But I fear you may unable to decipher the plan language of the Bible, based on my perusal of your posts. Are you able to solve basic arithmetic functions and tie your shoes by yourself, son? If so, I may be able to help you help yourself help God to help you.

I used to do drugs in my unsaved days as well. These drugs addled my mind so hopelessly that I could not carry on a normal conversation. Mostly I just chanted blasphemy while my mind visualized heinous abominations. Because of the plethora of demonic cohabitants within my physical body, my penis would ejaculate black blood at unpredictable intervals throughout the day. The blood would pool into demonic signatures on the ground and form into child murdering golems. A program of exorcisms wrought by Pastor Ezekiel eventually cured me and my neighborhood of this blight.

If I can be saved, so can you. All things are possible through Christ Jesus, the only begotten Son of the Most High God. All that is necessary is to read the Bible from cover to cover and implement all of its teachings. Then you can worship God in Heaven for all eternity instead of burning in Hell without pause or end. Doesn't this sound at least preferable? Is a few decades of fingering your own prostate really worth eternal separation from God? Think about it.

[Alvin Moss]

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Hello. My name is Terry Burgman. For years, I have been organizing something like to call, "conservative club" in the city of Rocky Mount. In "conservative club", we spread our hate about our Obama-nation of a president, Gay-rak. We hate him! I remember about 2 years ago, I was sitting on my couch as my yellow-bellied cleaner lady was vacuuming, I was thinking that it just might be that Adolf Hitler is Obama's father. The thing is though, he was the mom! I've been doing some research lately, and it just so happens that Hitler on the day of his alleged suicide, instead cut his super small genitalia off! Of course, Hitler suffered some minor bleeding, but at the time, he had access to something called stitches! He then sewed up that area, and voila, a vagina! He then traveled to Kenya, where he gave birth to the split personas of Obama and Osama! Different people? I think not!
Hitler raised him to the age of 8, where then Adolf was killed with a blow to the chest by a rhinoceros. Obama then lived in the wild, off of his own fecal matter! When he turned 16, he swam across the ocean to OUR country! This was the worst mistake I have ever witnessed...

God doesn't want you to hate anyone, friend.

I don't see how it has been possible for you to stray so far from the love of Jesus. North Carolina is a godly country with more Churches per capita than any other place on Earth. Further, nearly every building (outside Charlotte) in the state that is over three stories is one of God's houses. You are blessed with many bricks in your state and most seem to be used on churches.

Do not hate so.

Come to Jesus and He will heal you. God knows you need it.

God Bless!

[Brother Larry]

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Hello. My name is Terry Burgman.

Hi Brother Terry!

In spite of your obsession with nazi genital history, I'd like to send a big ol' Landover welcome to you.

But I'd get my $#I+ together fast if I were you.

Can you tell us when Jesus Christ revealed His Holy Word (KJV1611) to you? Did you hire an oriental cleaning person on purpose?

I'm just thrilled to read your personal testimony of how Jesus put you in the pathway of perfect knowledge: Landover Baptist Church. Or did you do some satanic web search and thought you'd come here to wreak havoc on True Christians? There are severe consequences for such actions.

What's your favorite pie?

In His Love,
Brother Larry

[WWJDnow]

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Terry, you do know that we Republicans are against drug use, don't you?

[Thomas Taylor]

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Well hello Tez. What's up with the yiddish surname. Are you a jooish spy sent here by your local rabbi to pester us with your inane drivel?

[Faith_Machine]

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Terry Burgman, you are not going to curry favor with us by proclaiming yourself to be a Republican. Ditto for your professed hatred for our president. We don't hate here, and we certainly don't hate the president. We pray for him!

I'm much more interested in hearing about your walk with Jesus than anything else.

[the unknown prophet]

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We pray for him!

Amen. We don't hate Obama, we just hate his policies and his character. Hate the sin, not the sinner.