Who am I?

[canuck]

I have learned of Jesus through reading the bible and through my parents. I also have taken theology classes.
I am not here to flame your, rather I will listen to your beliefs and then challenge them.
God made us questioning beings and that is what I hope to do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Who am I?

I have learned of Jesus through reading the bible and through my parents. I also have taken theology classes.
I am not here to flame your, rather I will listen to your beliefs and then challenge them.
God made us questioning beings and that is what I hope to do.

That was a terrible introduction.

What is your name, age and location? What church were you raised in? How many sons have you given your godly husband?

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[canuck]

Re: Who am I?

My name is Alexander, I am 15.
I am not married
My favorite bible passage is the parable of the prodigal son
I have studied in India
Also I have visited Singapore, London, and Canada.
I am excited to have many discussions about religion

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Who am I?

My name is Alexander, I am 15.
I am not married
My favorite bible passage is the parable of the prodigal son
I have studied in India
Also I have visited Singapore, London, and Canada.
I am excited to have many discussions about religion

Are you a Godless dothead?

What did you study? - The art of gang rape?

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Who am I?

My name is Alexander, I am 15.
I am not married
My favorite bible passage is the parable of the prodigal son
I have studied in India
Also I have visited Singapore, London, and Canada.
I am excited to have many discussions about religion

Are you here to give up islam and become a Christian?

God Bless
DAM

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Who am I?

I have studied in India
Also I have visited Singapore, London, and Canada.

Why?

YiC
AW

[Joshua The Repentant]

Re: Who am I?

God made us questioning beings and that is what I hope to do.

There is one thing that is never in question: Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior. Alongside that goes the Bible and how teaches us what we need to know. There may be other things we are meant to question, but that is not one of them.

Clearly you don't know that since you studied in India, where there is no God.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Who am I?

I have learned of Jesus through reading the bible and through my parents. I also have taken theology classes.
I am not here to flame your, rather I will listen to your beliefs and then challenge them.
God made us questioning beings and that is what I hope to do.

What odd things for you to say. Why on Earth would you say you're not planning to flame us? Any time somebody says that, I know I'm going to be flamed!

As to this garbage about challenging our beliefs, I don't recall you being invited to do so. I am here to praise Jesus, and if you try to dissuade me from doing so, I will ask the pastors here to discipline you.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Who am I?

Great. Another eskimoe who travels by ice floe.

Al, (may I call you Al? Super!), you are a young man, no doubt wide eyed and full of wonder. You have the opportunity to follow the Bible, and have Jesus be your BFF. Or you can run around drinking firewater, carouse with floozies and live the high life. However, when you die, the consequences of your choices come due. Will you sit in peaceful joy with God or will you spend all of eternity being tortured by Satan.

You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Who am I?

My name is Alexander, I am 15.
I am not married
My favorite bible passage is the parable of the prodigal son
I have studied in India
Also I have visited Singapore, London, and Canada.
I am excited to have many discussions about religion

Jesus is never pleased with so-called academics who stroke the shaft of their own egos by "studying" various views while having allegiance to none of them. Jesus is an all-or-nothing Savior...

14 And unto the angel of the church of the Laodiceans write; These things saith the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the beginning of the creation of God;
15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth. (Revelation 3:14-16)

So do you claim to be a Christian? Do you truly seek to become one? Or are you just dillydallying with "discussions about religion"? If so, please don't waste our precious time.

FYI: "discussions" never saved a single soul from Hell.

Regards,

Pastor Ed

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Who am I?

I have studied in India

Did you live in a wigwam and smoke marihuana with the injuns while you "studied"?

Also I have visited Singapore

So now you hate good old American Wrigley's Juicy Fruit gum?

London

So now you're a kidney pie-eating surrender monkey?

and Canada.

So you definitely smoke the marihuana cigarettes and now you want to "gay" "marry"?

I am excited to have many discussions about religion

The only "discussion" to be had here is you sitting down, shutting up, and listening to the pastors as they explain to you how you can avoid eternal damnation.

[JustGotSaved]

Re: Who am I?

I have learned of Jesus through reading the bible and through my parents. I also have taken theology classes.
I am not here to flame your, rather I will listen to your beliefs and then challenge them.
God made us questioning beings and that is what I hope to do.

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