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[David n]

Hello. My name is David. After posting my first comment, I was falsely acused of "sexting it up for Satan" as this website said. I believe I was accused of this scince I made a comment that not everyone agrees with. To bring people to follow insults and slander will only drive people away. Jesus was slandered for sitting with prostitutes and tax collecters by the uptight, overly religious pherisies, who killed Jesus with the help of Judas ascariot. I attend harvest Christian fellowship, a large evangelical Christian church. I have learned all I know from pastor Greg a wonderful and loving pastor. I strugle with sin, but do my best to give it my all to walk with Jesus. I did not mean to offend anyone by telling what I believe to be true Christianity. I appologize for any offence I caused.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I strugle with sin

1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

So you admit to having no personal relationship with Christ?

[David n]

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"for all have sinned and fallen short of the kingdom of god, but through Christ alone we are saved" not by works, but by faith. No man is sin less exept for Christ alone. You cannot hope to be sin less nor can I to quote my pastor, Greg Laurie"you could be standing on mount Everest and they in the deepest mine, nut you are no closer to touching the stars" (start bible)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That was a lousy introduction. Please start again and tell us your name, age, location and list out your sins. What church do you attend? What are your favorite Bible verses?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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"for all have sinned and fallen short of the kingdom of god, but through Christ alone we are saved" not by works, but by faith. No man is sin less exept for Christ alone. You cannot hope to be sin less nor can I to quote my pastor, Greg Laurie"you could be standing on mount Everest and they in the deepest mine, nut you are no closer to touching the stars" (start bible)

Your attempts at making the Bible appear contradictory by arguing against the Word of God using the Word of God are totally futile and fall on deaf ears. You've got to have some kind of new approach that I haven't heard before if you're going to get me to submit to your accusations and seductions.

Usually when unsaved scum like yourself try to convince me that God is a liar, they have only one thing on their mind: laying my rectum wide open like a bloomin' onion. You have to realize that I am impervious to your gay wiles. Even if you had a body like Pastor Ezekiel, or James Hutchins, I am almost CERTAIN I would not allow you to rape me.

[David n]

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I apologize for any unintended offence and poor format
Nameavid
Age:15
Location:Long Beach, CA
Church: Harvest Christian Fellowship Orange county
favorite bible verses:John 1513Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends
2 Timmothy 2:3:Endure suffering along with me, as a good soldier of Christ Jesus.

[David n]

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Apologies for the typos.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Hello. My name is David. After posting my first comment, I was falsely acused of "sexting it up for Satan" as this website said. I believe I was accused of this scince I made a comment that not everyone agrees with. To bring people to follow insults and slander will only drive people away. Jesus was slandered for sitting with prostitutes and tax collecters by the uptight, overly religious pherisies, who killed Jesus with the help of Judas ascariot. I attend harvest Christian fellowship, a large evangelical Christian church. I have learned all I know from pastor Greg a wonderful and loving pastor. I strugle with sin, but do my best to give it my all to walk with Jesus. I did not mean to offend anyone by telling what I believe to be true Christianity. I appologize for any offence I caused.

Even your apology is out of place. If indeed you believe you are defending yourself and the truth, then why apologize? Paul said: "I am not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ, for it is the Power of God unto salvation" (Romans 1:16).

Your wishy-washy, "thou shalt not offend" knock-off of Christianity is what is hurting you.

"for all have sinned and fallen short of the kingdom of god, but through Christ alone we are saved" not by works, but by faith. No man is sin less exept for Christ alone.

Not anymore.

I John 3:9: Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God. (see also I John 1:7; Colossians 2:10)

You cannot hope to be sin less nor can I to quote my pastor, Greg Laurie"you could be standing on mount Everest and they in the deepest mine, nut you are no closer to touching the stars" (start bible)

You need to work on coherency. Your thoughts are a glob of emotional, pseudo-biblical hodgepodge.

In Him,

Pastor Ed

[David n]

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I understand what you are saying and thank you for being at least showing courtesy and giving good and honest advice. As I said before, I learned all from my pastor, who preaches all over the world, most recently the Harvest America Campaign. My words come from a man who I don't believe would lie about scripture(comparing they match up). And concerning the apology, I was raised to apologize when anyone felt I had Insulted them no matter what, for sake of respect for others.
God bless you.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I understand what you are saying and thank you for being at least showing courtesy and giving good and honest advice. As I said before, I learned all from my pastor, who preaches all over the world, most recently the Harvest America Campaign. My words come from a man who I don't believe would lie about scripture(comparing they match up). And concerning the apology, I was raised to apologize when anyone felt I had Insulted them no matter what, for sake of respect for others.
God bless you.

You would apologize to a sodomite for not participating in his abominations? You would apologize to a Satanist for not worshiping his Dark Master? You are no Christian at all. Just a pathetic excuse for a man.

Grow some balls, son.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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I understand what you are saying and thank you for being at least showing courtesy and giving good and honest advice. As I said before, I learned all from my pastor, who preaches all over the world, most recently the Harvest America Campaign. My words come from a man who I don't believe would lie about scripture(comparing they match up). And concerning the apology, I was raised to apologize when anyone felt I had Insulted them no matter what, for sake of respect for others.
God bless you.

My guess is your "pastor" is just as queer as you act. It is very likely that he is cherry picking from The Bible and throwing his own interpretation on top. He probably does it to make himself seem smart, to lure you into his bed. I hope you haven't succumbed to you man on man lustings, you will make Jesus Cry.

Please read The Bible, the entire way through, so that you can rebuke your faggot pastor and bring him to Jesus.

God Bless
DAM

[James Hutchins]

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I understand what you are saying and thank you for being at least showing courtesy and giving good and honest advice. As I said before, I learned all from my pastor, who preaches all over the world, most recently the Harvest America Campaign. My words come from a man who I don't believe would lie about scripture(comparing they match up). And concerning the apology, I was raised to apologize when anyone felt I had Insulted them no matter what, for sake of respect for others.
God bless you.

Friend, either a person lies and should be stoned or they do not. God is abundantly clear in the Bible what He expects from us. Anyone who deviates from this is lying.
Proverbs 6:16-19
16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Proverbs 19:9
A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish.

Proverbs 12:22
Lying lips are abomination to the Lord: but they that deal truly are his delight.

Psalm 101:7
He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight.

John 8:43-47
43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.
44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
46 Which of you convinceth me of sin? And if I say the truth, why do ye not believe me?
47 He that is of God heareth God's words: ye therefore hear them not, because ye are not of God.

Genesis 3:4-7
4 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
5 For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.


Friend, Christianty is not something you can just make 'on the fly', it took thousands of years to perfect.

[FreeFromBrains]

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"for all have sinned and fallen short of the kingdom of god, but through Christ alone we are saved" not by works, but by faith. No man is sin less exept for Christ alone. You cannot hope to be sin less nor can I to quote my pastor, Greg Laurie"you could be standing on mount Everest and they in the deepest mine, nut you are no closer to touching the stars" (start bible)

Your Pastor is factually wrong. If one was standing on the top of Mount Everest you would be several thousand meters closer to the stars than if you were in a deep mine.

I think you may need to re evaluate you selection of authority figure if they are unable to understand that being higher up means nearer to the stars.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Nameavid
Age:15

Welcome to our friendly forum! Landover is a wonderful place for young men to learn about Christ.

YIC

[Mary Etheldreda]

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My words come from a man who I don't believe would lie about scripture(comparing they match up).

Son, you words should come directly from Christ Himself via the Holy Bible, not a fallible man vacationing across the globe on the hard-earned money people like your father send him. Your pastor's words do not, in fact, match up with Scripture. That's what people here are showing you time and time again. If you'll notice, we are not drawing conclusions that make sense only in a 21st century first world connotation. We are showing you what God actually said, and that God actually meant what He said.

If your pastor really understood the heart of God, why is his church a product of the 21st century? Why doesn't he come from an unbroken line of True Christians™? Do you really think if he preached his sermons 200 years ago they would have been acceptable? Of course not, and it's because they are modern twists created to make people come into the church, feel good, get pumped to face the work week, and walk out with a smile on their faces and less change in their pockets.

Think about this, David. Don't just trust because he makes you feel good about yourself. Any decent whore will do that too. A whore is just honest about screwing you.