[Jesussaysslipnotsucks]

Re: My introduction. Praise Jesus!

We never ban people for telling the truth™. Trolls get banned for spamming our forum. Your heart is pure, so you aren't about to get banned.

I can well understand the awe you must feel when facing True Christianity for the first time. No doubt others have lied and deceived you by claiming to be "Christian" when in fact they were nothing but liberals in Christian clothing.

We are just as we appear; dedicated purely to following the Holy KJV1611 Bible word for word, worshiping God properly, and extending our hand to those who sincerely want to repent. No tricks up our sleeves, only Jesus.

If you feel shy about discussing your vile sin in public, feel free to contact me privately by clicking on the link at the bottom of my signature. Confidentiality is assured. You'll feel better about yourself once you are washed clean in Jesus' Blood.

how does one become washed clean?
and how do you know for sure that you have been washing?

[Wide-Open]

Re: My introduction. Praise Jesus!

how does one become washed clean?
and how do you know for sure that you have been washing?

Friend, I think you should take up the offer Pastor Ezekiel has made you. Our good Pastor is known to be able to inject the hot gulping love of Jesus into your body in private sessions. Oh, how often have we seen the converted coming out of his prayer closet smiling a heavenly smile, because they just have seen The Lord. PRAISE!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: My introduction. Praise Jesus!

Friend, I think you should take up the offer Pastor Ezekiel has made you. Our good Pastor is known to be able to inject the hot gulping love of Jesus into your body in private sessions. Oh, how often have we seen the converted coming out of his prayer closet smiling a heavenly smile, because they just have seen The Lord. PRAISE!

I am amazed! You truly understand! Were you an altar boy like me?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My introduction. Praise Jesus!

Jesus is easy to find. He's hiding in your local Catholic church behind the priest up on the wall on a cross. Simply confess your sins to your priest in a litlle room (how old are you exactly, you may want someone to know where you are). Then ask Mother Mary to pray for you, and bang! You're a Catholic! A billion strong, we must be doing something right.

Yes, forbidding contraception and convincing Mexicans that they can call their Moon Goddess "Mary" and it'll be the same thing.

And it is, devil-worship.

how does one become washed clean?
and how do you know for sure that you have been washing?

Grab hold of the Loofah of Jesus, friend! Scrub daily with that KJV1611! Exfoliate away the sins and cares of the filthy mortal world every day!

I am amazed! You truly understand! Were you an altar boy like me?

How dare you twist Brother Wide-Open's love and admiration for the in-depth counseling sessions Pastor Ezekiel provides into some sickening depraved perversion?!