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  • mcjodice
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    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2013
    • 11
    #1

    My Story

    My name is Marley. I am 23 years old and married for 3 years. I have a 2 year old son named Riley and a wife named Hanna. I am very boring actually... My parents were Christians and I felt a connection with Jesus since I was young. I could feel him watching over me and my sister. I go to the Desert Winds community church in Palmdale, CA. My brother-in-law is in the band. Isaiah 40:31 is my favorite verse. It is very inspirational to me, and it has a place in my heart. I have read the bible cover-to-cover thrice, and plan to read it more. I may have missed some of God's inspirational words...
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    • Alvin Moss
      Serving Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2013
      • 4468
      #2
      Re: My Story

      Welcome then, Brother.

      We are friendly here.

      Tell us of the difficulties you encounter as a Christian in the godless Peoples Republic of California.
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555
          #3
          Re: My Story

          Originally posted by mcjodice View Post
          My name is Marley. I am 23 years old and married for 3 years. I have a 2 year old son named Riley and a wife named Hanna. I am very boring actually... My parents were Christians and I felt a connection with Jesus since I was young. I could feel him watching over me and my sister. I go to the Desert Winds community church in Palmdale, CA. My brother-in-law is in the band. Isaiah 40:31 is my favorite verse. It is very inspirational to me, and it has a place in my heart. I have read the bible cover-to-cover thrice, and plan to read it more. I may have missed some of God's inspirational words...
          If your name is "Marely," then what is "mcjodice" supposed to mean?

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          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • mcjodice
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              Under Investigation
              • Oct 2013
              • 11
              #4
              Re: My Story

              In SoCal, There are many, many, Catholics and democrats. The pre-schools allow gay teachers, and there are athiests. I can't wait to move my family to Arizona next year, where we can be peaceful under the eyes of God. Mcjodice stands for Marley Christopher Jodice.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555
                  #5
                  Re: My Story

                  Originally posted by mcjodice View Post
                  In SoCal, There are many, many, Catholics and democrats. The pre-schools allow gay teachers, and there are athiests. I can't wait to move my family to Arizona next year, where we can be peaceful under the eyes of God. Mcjodice stands for Marley Christopher Jodice.
                  And what sort of name is "Jodice" I wonder. I don't think I've ever heard of that family name before...

                  Can you please post a link to your church? I'd love to read some of your Pastor's sermons.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775
                      #6
                      Re: My Story

                      Welcome to our friendly forum! I'm sorry you live in such a terrible and spiritually dangerous place. Have you made arrangements to leave to a God-fearing and therefore moral state?
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050
                          #7
                          Re: My Story

                          I'm concerned because this McJodice fellow is already in moderation. I sure hope he didn't come here to try and weaken our faith.
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                            • Brother Larry
                              True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • Aug 2013
                              • 234
                              #8
                              Re: My Story

                              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                              I'm concerned because this McJodice fellow is already in moderation. I sure hope he didn't come here to try and weaken our faith.
                              I'm not sure moderation is a bad thing. I keep hearing "Everything in moderation." There must be some benefit or people wouldn't say that all the time.

                              It is unfortunate that Mr. Jodice has a name that is befitting a drag queen or one of those unholywood actors. I imagine sitting in front of the TV some evening after watching a Godly Christian program, when suddenly eerie music plays and I hear the announcer:

                              "In a world where demons dance and there is no lumberjack to protect you from being anally raped, one man is making it his mission to keep it that way. Marley Christopher Jodice is:

                              Mr. Status Quo!

                              Though you may think change is possible, nothing changes if Mr. Status Quo says, "NO!" With Matthew Broderick, Michael Douglas, and, in a very special performance: Cher.

                              You'll ALWAYS be the same after MR STATUS QUO!

                              So, like, Marley, could I get your autograph and stuff?

                              GOD loves you.

                              Brother Larry

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                                • Faith_Machine
                                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Mar 2011
                                  • 10050
                                  #9
                                  Re: My Story

                                  Originally posted by Brother Larry View Post
                                  There must be some benefit or people wouldn't say that all the time.
                                  But people say things all the time that aren't true. How many times have you heard somebody say, "God loves everybody," for example?
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