A Happy Christian Greet To You All!

[Jebediah T. Calhoun]

To the True Believers and patriots of Landover Baptist,
I feel truly blessed to have been directed to your website while researching the link between autism and the radical gay agenda. Although there are several fellow members of my Pentecostal Baptist congregation, I feel like they are not serious enough about Christ and the American Way of Life.
I wish to join your ranks and help defend American Christianity and the King James Bible from the countless devil-influenced enemies it faces.
God bless,
J.T. Calhoun

[Jebediah T. Calhoun]

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Ah, I seem to have forgotten the best part, my favorite Bible verse!

Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

[Scott Cole]

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Hello Mr Calhoun, welcome to GODs favorite part of the internets

If I may ask, Has your wife spat out any soldiers for Christ?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: A Happy Christian Greet To You All!

To the True Believers and patriots of Landover Baptist,
I feel truly blessed to have been directed to your website while researching the link between autism and the radical gay agenda. Although there are several fellow members of my Pentecostal Baptist congregation, I feel like they are not serious enough about Christ and the American Way of Life.
I wish to join your ranks and help defend American Christianity and the King James Bible from the countless devil-influenced enemies it faces.
God bless,
J.T. Calhoun

Welcome, Mr. Calhoun.

You seem to be one among a number of recent newcomers who were led here while investigating the fact autism is just another side of drooling retard gay.

Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour: (I Peter 5:8)

I think you'll fit in nicely.

Yours in Him,

Pastor Ed

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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To the True Believers and patriots of Landover Baptist,
I feel truly blessed to have been directed to your website while researching the link between autism and the radical gay agenda. Although there are several fellow members of my Pentecostal Baptist congregation, I feel like they are not serious enough about Christ and the American Way of Life.
I wish to join your ranks and help defend American Christianity and the King James Bible from the countless devil-influenced enemies it faces.
God bless,
J.T. Calhoun

Welcome friend, to our friendly forums. You'll find this an amazing site for spreading the word of Jesus to the masses of the un Saved(c).

You see, many, many people profess to be Christians but have fallen short by a long way in their adhearence to His most Holy Word. They see being Christian as an end user licencing agreement that you just tick and never think of it again

In your research into those attention seeking autisticals what conclusions have you come to and how do they support the Biblical position on such sinners?

God Bless.

[Faith_Machine]

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Hey there Haystacks, I'm pleased to make your acquaintance. I must admit I'm a little concerned about this Pentacostal business, though. What all do you get into? Snake handling and whatnot? Speaking in tongues? That's just demonism in disguise, boy.

[Brother Larry]

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Ah, I seem to have forgotten the best part, my favorite Bible verse!

Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Hi Brother Jeb,

You've certainly picked a verse full of sunshine and love. A fine choice!

Welcome to our friendly place on the Interwebs. Your face seems familiar. You wouldn't be the same Jebediah T. Calhoun that used to come to St. Michael the Archangel Basilica in Richmond for Saturday afternoon Sacrament of Reconciliation, would you? Or are you the Jebediah T. Calhoun that helped me when I had car trouble near Blacksburg one snowy night?

Brother Larry

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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Hi Brother Jeb,

You've certainly picked a verse full of sunshine and love. A fine choice!

Welcome to our friendly place on the Interwebs. Your face seems familiar. You wouldn't be the same Jebediah T. Calhoun that used to come to St. Michael the Archangel Basilica in Richmond for Saturday afternoon Sacrament of Reconciliation, would you? Or are you the Jebediah T. Calhoun that helped me when I had car trouble near Blacksburg one snowy night?

Brother Larry

Wow, talk about coincidences! A Jebediah T. Calhoun led me to Jesus in a bath house many years ago. Then, about fourteen years later my wife was caught naked in a sleazy motel smoking crack with a Jebediah T. Calhoun. Have you ever considered changing your middle initial T, to maybe R to avoid all this confusion?

[Alvin Moss]

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To the True Believers and patriots of Landover Baptist,
I feel truly blessed to have been directed to your website while researching the link between autism and the radical gay agenda. Although there are several fellow members of my Pentecostal Baptist congregation, I feel like they are not serious enough about Christ and the American Way of Life.
I wish to join your ranks and help defend American Christianity and the King James Bible from the countless devil-influenced enemies it faces.
God bless,
J.T. Calhoun

Welcome then, Brother.

It is good to see new soldiers flocking to the banner of Jesus Christ. You are sorely needed.

Tell us about your congregation.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I feel truly blessed to have been directed to your website while researching the link between autism and the radical gay agenda. Although there are several fellow members of my Pentecostal Baptist congregation, I feel like they are not serious enough about Christ and the American Way of Life.

Welcome to God's favorite forum! You will find us to be a peaceful community of Jesus loving and God worshipping Christians.

What is your favorite rifle?

[Jebediah T. Calhoun]

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Hello Mr Calhoun, welcome to GODs favorite part of the internets

If I may ask, Has your wife spat out any soldiers for Christ?

Yes, five wonderful children, all homeschooled and Church-going. They are all grown up and out of the house now, but I'm keeping a watchful eye on them and their families. Can you believe my youngest is telling me he only wants two kids of his own? I grew up with 8 siblings and we all had the fear of God instilled in us from the day we were born!
Although my wife was taken by our great Lord several years ago in a fiery car wreck. I like to think the Lord needed a woman with her passion for Christ in Heaven to perhaps help other women realize their true place in the Christian world.

My favorite rifle was the Winchester Model 70 30-06, until that muslim in the White House mentioned the Bushmaster AR-15 assault-style rifle. Now that that commie gun grabber has made it clear that THAT is the gun he fears, we know now what Satan himself wants to keep us from carrying for protection!

As to the issue of my Church denomination, I used to be a member of the Lynchburg Baptist Church, however even with the blessing of the Great Rev. Jerry Falwell, I found their teachings to be far too tolerant and communist-inspired. So me and some of the more devout members scoured the backpages of the Christian newsletters we subscribe to for a Reverend that actually UNDERSTOOD the scripture, rather than projecting his own, liberal gay agenda under the guise of a 'tolerant Christ'.
Luckily our prayers were answered swiftly with the arrival of Reverend Mark Adams, whose dedication to instilling the true fear of God that Christ wants us all to feel is inspiring not only to me and our congregation, but to the masses that see our messages when we protest the rise in satanic and homosexual activity we see throughout our once-Christian town. This is where the pentecostalism comes in, Pentecostalism is the belief that the miraculous gifts or signs which the Lord gave to the Apostles and others in the early churches have not ceased, but are still available and are still being exercised by today’s Christians. Pentecostalism claims that God still gives these miraculous gifts to men today. Lists of these gifts can be found in Mark 16:17-18 and 1 Corinthians 12:8-11.

"And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; They shall take up serpents; and if they shall drink any deadly thing; it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover."

"For to one is given by the Spirit the word of wisdom; to another the word of knowledge by the same Spirit; To another faith by the same Spirit, to another the gifts of healing by the same Spirit; To another the working of miracles; to another divers kinds of tongues; to another interpretation of tongues: But all these worketh that one and the selfsame Spirit dividing to every man severally as he will."

I think that any church that DOESN'T embrace such fervor for the Lord is suspect. As for snake handling and that other nonsense, don't you know that snakes ARE demons? It says so right in the Book of Genesis, and any snake that would enter a TRUE Christian Church would find itself dead, smote from fear of the True God.

I am not familiar with this OTHER Jebediah T. Calhoun, as I am strictly against the sharing of bathroom facilities in all contexts. Port-a-Johns are the world of the devil, attempting to let our excrements mix is no less sinful than mixing our blood with other lesser non-Christian races. Not to mention the sin that is nudity. Mirrors have no place in a bathroom, as the potential to see yourself partially de-clothed is not worth the risk of eternal damnation.


And as for my work concerning the link between autism and gayness, I am still uncovering some incredible facts and secrets that the gays don't want us to know. However, if I were to publish my findings too soon before it is fully compiled, the gays will just conveniently change their tactics and strategies. I wish to catch them with their pants down (pun intended). Those homos picked the wrong Christian to try and jew.

[Alvin Moss]

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It is good to hear from other Christians and to know that they are making preparations for the final confrontation.

We here in Texas favor the AK-47, in spite of the heavier ammunition, due to it's servicability even when exposed to the elements. We also like the Remington 700 in 30-06 as well as .308. We have been having trouble updating our artillery and also trouble getting some munitions for both the artillery we do have and also for our machine guns, which are old but trusty. The godless Federal Government seeks to disarm us, by creating difficulties, but it won't work. We are on to the Devil's tricks.