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  • KayLynnSummers
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2013
    • 3
    #1

    Hello, fellow Christians!

    Hello! My name is Kay Summers and I currently attend the Laura Street Baptist Church in Maryville, MO. I am aware of what the slut named Daisy Coleman is trying to do in my beloved town and I am completely and utterly against it. I happen to know the Barnett family and I can't believe someone would do such a thing to Matt. It's a shame.

    Anyway, moving on!
    This is my favorite Bible verse:
    "And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell."
    Matthew 5:29

    I came to find Jesus through my family, as I was brought up in the church.

    I'm excited to be a part of this church!
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hello, fellow Christians!

      Praise Jesus, and welcome to God's favorite forum. How old are you? How many sons have you given your godly husband? Can we presume that he has given you permission to be posting here?

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: Hello, fellow Christians!

          Hello, and welcome to our friendly forum! Do you have your husband's permission to post here? How many little ones are you raising so far?

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • KayLynnSummers
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Oct 2013
              • 3
              #4
              Re: Hello, fellow Christians!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              How old are you? How many sons have you given your godly husband? Can we presume that he has given you permission to be posting here?
              I am currently 28 years of age and I have given my husband one son thus far. Yes, he has given me permission to be posting on this forum.

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050
                  #5
                  Re: Hello, fellow Christians!

                  Kay Lynn Summers...

                  Where have I heard that name before...

                  Got it! You starred in a bunch of adult videos I used to watch before I got saved!

                  Wow, small world. I've given up masturbation and porn. I sure hope you got out of the business and begged God to forgive you.
                  WARNING:
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                  REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                    • Alvin Moss
                      Serving Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2013
                      • 4468
                      #6
                      Re: Hello, fellow Christians!

                      Welcome Sister.

                      We are friendly here.

                      Tell us of your walk with Jesus.
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                        • Brother Larry
                          True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 234
                          #7
                          Re: Hello, fellow Christians!

                          Aren't you the godly and subservient spouse of entrepreneur Malachi Summers, whose company exclusively publishes 1611 King James Version Bibles? The same Malachi Summers that selflessly donated truck loads of KJV 1611's to needy areas around the world?

                          Or are you the former porn star turned stripper that still performs at the Buzz Bar on 3rd Street in Maryville against the will of her godly husband Bill that works as a stock handler at the Walmart?

                          Please clarify.

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