Greetings, my fellows!

[TheWitchBurner]

Hello to everyone on these fine forums.

I'm a new entry, but I'm eager to spread the word of the LORD and make sure that all the pathetic america-haters hear His word! And if they can't be saved, in my eyes, they're no better than witches and heathens and should be treated just as we have for the last hundred years!

Good to meet you all and I look forward to making sure all the unsaved get saved and all the witches get burned!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Greetings, my fellows!

Brother, let me first urge you to discard the false bible you are reading and get ahold of a King James Bible at your earliest opportunity. Only the KJV has brought God's true word since 1611.

We join you in your thirst to burn witches. The Lord has said that we are not to suffer a witch to live. How many have you slain?

What is your church? Tell us of your adventures with Jesus.

God Bless!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Greetings, my fellows!

Hello to everyone on these fine forums.

I'm a new entry, but I'm eager to spread the word of the LORD and make sure that all the pathetic america-haters hear His word! And if they can't be saved, in my eyes, they're no better than witches and heathens and should be treated just as we have for the last hundred years!

Good to meet you all and I look forward to making sure all the unsaved get saved and all the witches get burned!

Friend, God calls upon us to obey all secular laws, so that ignorant and foolish people will have less to complain about.

Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
Romans 13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
Romans 13:3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
Romans 13:4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
Romans 13:5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
Romans 13:6 For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.

Titus 3:1 Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,

Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

1st Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
1st Peter 2:15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:

However, he also demands of us to execute all witches, as you have rightly pointed out.

In a country where witchcraft and sodomy are considered perfectly acceptable practices, how then are we to uphold God's law?

There is only one way to proceed. By continuing to vote Republican, we can bring the principalities into harmony with God's law, and implement the death penalty for witches and sodomites everywhere.

[TheWitchBurner]

Re: Greetings, my fellows!

Brother, let me first urge you to discard the false bible you are reading and get ahold of a King James Bible at your earliest opportunity. Only the KJV has brought God's true word since 1611.

Ahhh yes, thank you for the information! I'll be sure to get my hands on a copy and make certain that I know it front to back ASAP. I'm afraid I got that (former) quote in my signature from a bible I hadn't read in a while on the back of my shelf. I still can't believe I allowed it in my house in the first place.

But I am a proud member of the Alliance Baptist Church in Fort Worth, Texas. Sadly, not as many as myself share the belief that we should burn the witches as the LORD has demanded us, but hopefully I can find more sympathy towards the death penalty here!

I've voted Republican all my life: ever since President Reagan's first election in 1980. I regret to say that the Republican Party is moving away from me; towards those damned pinko liberals, but at least there's still hope in men like Ted Cruz. I admire how he handled himself in the shutdown; sticking it to the antichrist calling himself President and his communist stooge Reid. I hope he runs for president in the next election and does the same to old saggy Clinton.

Thank you all for the warm welcome!

[Brother Larry]

Re: Greetings, my fellows!

Thank you all for the warm welcome!

From your photograph, I presume you are a real babe magnet. Welcome to our friendly forums, where is King, and satan is a mudslime fag. It truly is a loving, warm place where answers are found every day to life's most puzzling problems.

I see much machismo but no evidence presented yet that you've actually slain a witch. In many states, you are required to keep a log of them so you do not exceed the limit. I must warn you that our Brother Alvin is an esteemed member of this community and is not easily fooled. I pity the scorn that shall befall if you have made false claims of ridding our world of evildoers.

I would like to know what brought you to find spiritual satisfaction in our Almighty Lord Jesus Christ. Won't you share this with us? How do you earn your livelihood? I hope you aren't a shoemaker. I despise shoemakers for no good reason.

Do you have a favorite toothpaste?

With prayers,
Brother Larry

[TheWitchBurner]

Re: Greetings, my fellows!

From your photograph, I presume you are a real babe magnet. Welcome to our friendly forums, where is King, and satan is a mudslime fag. It truly is a loving, warm place where answers are found every day to life's most puzzling problems.

I see much machismo but no evidence presented yet that you've actually slain a witch. In many states, you are required to keep a log of them so you do not exceed the limit. I must warn you that our Brother Alvin is an esteemed member of this community and is not easily fooled. I pity the scorn that shall befall if you have made false claims of ridding our world of evildoers.

I would like to know what brought you to find spiritual satisfaction in our Almighty Lord Jesus Christ. Won't you share this with us? How do you earn your livelihood? I hope you aren't a shoemaker. I despise shoemakers for no good reason.

Do you have a favorite toothpaste?

With prayers,
Brother Larry

Of course. I used to keep pieces of each witches' clothing, but I became concerned after my daughter fell off the back porch, only thirty feet from where I stored the scraps, and burned that box with the next one. I do also keep a small journal of each one, though (taking precautions, of course. I tie up the journal with a cross and tiny chains every time I write an entry), and I'll give you a brief passage from the book in a moment.

I suppose I've always found satisfaction in the LORD; albeit not in the way I am now. My parents raised me catholic; I think even as a kid the LORD wanted me to get away from those pieces of filth and find His true way. As soon as I was old enough I left them behind in the night (leaving a strategically placed lighter and can of gasoline in the basement, might I add ) and begged forgiveness from the LORD Jesus. I will always remember that moment; I felt an immense heat and light envelop me, just as the sun was rising, and I knew that the LORD had forgiven me. I went to my uncle's (who I hadn't seen in years; he'd made the wise decision of abandoning my family of heathens) and told him of the revelation, and he helped me find the church I needed and got me to where I am today.

I work as a construction specialist and a welder on some out of town projects. It's not terribly exciting, but it helps me hone my skills with fire, which is always a useful tool in the eyes of our LORD, yes? And I cannot say I have a favorite toothpaste, brother. Do you have any that you would recommend?

Here is an excerpt from my Witch Book, as well:
April 23, 2012: Annoying homeless man on the highway I saw on the way to work last week. Heathen trash wouldn't accept a bible along with the nickel I gave him. Warned him of hell, but didn't heed His warning. Made an odd, fishy smell when the fire went up.
June 1, 2012: Melinda Rosenstein. Jew. Moved in to the house three blocks away two weeks ago, but the wife was nervous and so was I. Offered her salvation and she said "No thanks"; must have been Satan trying to be polite. Left note saying she left town before wiping her from the earth. Burn in righteous fire, Kike!
October 11, 2012: Jehovah's Witness. Knocked on door at 6 AM. Enough said.
October 12, 2012: Second Jehovah's Witness. Refer to previous entry.
December 20, 2012: Atheist handing out gift baskets to others on my street; condescending slime. We can buy our own food! Tried hitting him with Bible; met only with failure. Had the little ones gather the wood while I tied him up this time: the wife thought it would be good to have them learn. Merry CHRISTmas indeed!

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Greetings, my fellows!

My parents raised me catholic; I think even as a kid the LORD wanted me to get away from those pieces of filth and find His true way. As soon as I was old enough I left them behind in the night (leaving a strategically placed lighter and can of gasoline in the basement, might I add ) and begged forgiveness from the LORD Jesus.

Friend, while I appreciate your zeal, you seem to be a little misguided. In order to please , you must follow all of His commandments (Jas 2:10), including:

Ex 20:12-13
12 Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.
13 Thou shalt not kill.

Here is an excerpt from my Witch Book, as well:
April 23, 2012: Annoying homeless man on the highway I saw on the way to work last week. Heathen trash wouldn't accept a bible along with the nickel I gave him. Warned him of hell, but didn't heed His warning. Made an odd, fishy smell when the fire went up.
June 1, 2012: Melinda Rosenstein. Jew. Moved in to the house three blocks away two weeks ago, but the wife was nervous and so was I. Offered her salvation and she said "No thanks"; must have been Satan trying to be polite. Left note saying she left town before wiping her from the earth. Burn in righteous fire, Kike!
October 11, 2012: Jehovah's Witness. Knocked on door at 6 AM. Enough said.
October 12, 2012: Second Jehovah's Witness. Refer to previous entry.
December 20, 2012: Atheist handing out gift baskets to others on my street; condescending slime. We can buy our own food! Tried hitting him with Bible; met only with failure. Had the little ones gather the wood while I tied him up this time: the wife thought it would be good to have them learn. Merry CHRISTmas indeed!

As Brother Billy Bob has already pointed out, we are to obey the laws of the land. Alas, we can't just go around killing witches these.

1 Pet 2:13-15
13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:

The reason for this is simple. We gain nothing if we are rightly punished for things we have done wrong, but we are blessed if we are persecuted for doing what the Bible says is right.

1 Pet 2:20 For what glory is it, if, when ye be buffeted for your faults, ye shall take it patiently? but if, when ye do well, and suffer for it, ye take it patiently, this is acceptable with God.

To get right with God, you need forsake your lawbreaking ways. I'll be keeping you in my prayers.

But I do wholeheartedly agree witches should be put to death.

[Brother Larry]

Re: Greetings, my fellows!

I'll give you a brief passage from the book in a moment.

I suppose I've always found satisfaction in the LORD; albeit not in the way I am now.

You must someday write a book (when your activities once again become legal in the eyes of mankind) describing more of these exploits. I was particularly enthralled with the brief yet poignant stories regarding Jehovah's Witnesses. I think most of us have had to deal with these annoying god-mockers and yet you've shown fortitude in ridding us of at least a few. You're ok by me. I would be wrong, however, not to remind you that the wisdom of the True Christians here is that of a much higher level than mine, so when they say "stop the violence," it's likely best that you do so.

I asked the question of the toothpaste because I wanted to test you. I am sorry, but we have many vain and pompous people that attempt to infiltrate our forums. A man with a favorite toothpaste often is a man with a favorite cologne or worse - a favorite eau de toilette - and it brings me back to my own catholic days. You see, I, too am an ex-papist, now washed in the sacrificial blood of JESUS. I have not yet reached True Christian status (hint, hint) but I know that someday, the elders of this Church will see that my efforts here are true and good.

Well, Witch Burner, I look forward to learning more about you. Perhaps one day we can toss a football back and forth while we praise JESUS for His love and salvation.

Brother Larry