[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Introducing me

I try not to take a hard line on orphans, they can often be raised to be perfectly adequate domestics.

But still, it is hard to trust an urchin

God Bless
DAM

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Introducing me

Thanks James,
One daughter I have. As for me and my house, I care for orphans. Maybe a good scrub will do.

How much for the orphans? I have a buyer. How much? For the girls?

[Matt1978]

Re: Introducing me

Hello Matt, I cautiously welcome you to our forums!

Was it our friend Jesus who called upon you to take in these un wanted miracles? I hope you bath daily, who knows what scum these children harbored in there past lives

God Bless

Thankyou for your welcome Scott, better a cautious one.

Yes, it is God Almighty through Jesus that calls me unto obedience.

I shower rather than bathe and its quite interesting what you find on their first washing.

Thank God for dead parents.

[Matt1978]

Re: Introducing me

How much for the orphans? I have a buyer. How much? For the girls?

Thanks for you non-welcome Pastor Ezekiel,

I am trying to stay aligned to the introduction forum guideline.

If I am justified by man enough to rid my Unsaved Trash status, then I can participate in more open topics.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Introducing me

Thanks for you non-welcome Pastor Ezekiel,

Hi, Matt.

Pastor Zeke is actually quite a nice guy, just business-minded as he is not only an anointed Pastor, but a dealer and promoter of Biblical servanthood as the Bible declares (and as will one day again be law in America).

I am trying to stay aligned to the introduction forum guideline.

If I am justified by man enough to rid my Unsaved Trash status, then I can participate in more open topics.

Hold your horses on that since "many deceivers are entered into the world" (2 John 1:7) and the Department of Faith needs time to screen newbies.

I will pray for you as most Assembly of Godders I've met are worshippers of Trinity Broadcasting Network-style garbage, which is faux spirituality, not True Christianity™.

Twirling around and having convulsions are not fruits of the Spirit, nor are jumping and shouting. The fruits of the Spirit are listed here (see Galatians 5:22-23).

Regards,

Pastor Ed

[Matt1978]

Re: Introducing me

Hold your horses on that since "many deceivers are entered into the world" (2 John 1:7) and the Department of Faith needs time to screen newbies.

Thanks for your response Pastor Ed,

It is understandable and expected for the Department of Faith to screen newbies.
Consider 1 Timothy 5
22Lay hands suddenly on no man.

Bless You Ed

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Introducing me

If I am justified by man enough to rid my Unsaved Trash status, then I can participate in more open topics.

You can participate in more open topics, dear, as our forum are full of all kinds of valuable insights into the mind of the LORD. You see, we have His Word to show us directly! I know you're from Austria, the least civilized country on earth outside Africa, so I'll offer you a friendly heads-up in letting you know you've inadvertently ignored Allyson and me. Most people are generally courteous and polite to those who reach out in welcome, at least, in civilized nations. Allyson is new here, and I'd hate for her to get the impression that people ignore her on our friendly forums. As for me, my Salvation has been guaranteed and you'll find no more dedicated lover of Jesus than I!

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Introducing me

Welcome to the forum, Matt!

Thank God for dead parents.

Indeed, those orphaned children need to just get over the loss of their parents and start following Jesus.

Mat 8:21-22
21 And another of his disciples said unto him, Lord, suffer me first to go and bury my father.
22 But Jesus said unto him, Follow me; and let the dead bury their dead.

Also, are there no independent Baptists churches in your area? It's very important for Christians to have fellowship with one another (Heb 10:25).

[Matt1978]

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Thanks Mary for your clarity.

This is the first forum I have participated in. Allyson and yourself have been kind enough to greet me. I am sure your status Gushing for Jesus surpasses the standard True Christian™.

Is there any forum page that ranks the status of brothers and sisters?

I did not want to spend time getting deceived by unsaved trash, into godless conversation.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Introducing me

...I did not want to spend time getting deceived by unsaved trash, into godless conversation.

The very idea that such could exist at Landover.

Shirley, you jest!

[Matt1978]

Re: Introducing me

Thanks for your welcome Pim

Are you in Australia also?

I am yet to find a church in Melbourne that is interested in obeying God.

Please help!

2 Timothy 4:3
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Introducing me

I am yet to find a church in Melbourne that is interested in obeying God.

It's difficult to find a good church in Australia -- or indeed anywhere outside of Freehold. But God commands us not to forsake assembling with God's people (Heb 10:5), and God wouldn't command us to do something we couldn't do, would He? Whether you live in the jungles of Africa or the deserts of Arabia, God wants you to be part of a local church. Perhaps you need to pray harder.

Please help!

I'll be praying for you. Prayer always helps.

[Thomas Taylor]

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Thanks Mary for your clarity.

This is the first forum I have participated in. Allyson and yourself have been kind enough to greet me. I am sure your status Gushing for Jesus surpasses the standard True Christian™.

Is there any forum page that ranks the status of brothers and sisters?

I did not want to spend time getting deceived by unsaved trash, into godless conversation.

That's Mrs. Etheldreda to you Matty.

You should not worry about the status of others as compared to yourself. That is vanity, God has a message for the vain:

Ezekiel 13:8

Therefore thus saith the Lord God; Because ye haue spoken vanity and seene lyes, therefore behold, I am against you, saith the Lord God

Be careful Matilda, the road to hell is long and slippery. You don't want to slip, do you?

[Matt1978]

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Thank-you Mr Taylor for my error,

I was after the ranks of status' that are used, rather than the personal ranks of users.

In my introduction I explained that I was not going to reply to anyone who was not a True Christian, such as yourself is listed as a forum member only.
Mrs Etheldreda has a status of Gushing For Jesus.
I have no worry of others status' compared to myself.
Thanks for the warning.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Introducing me

Thank-you Mr Taylor for my error,

I was after the ranks of status' that are used, rather than the personal ranks of users.

In my introduction I explained that I was not going to reply to anyone who was not a True Christian, such as yourself is listed as a forum member only.
Mrs Etheldreda has a status of Gushing For Jesus.
I have no worry of others status' compared to myself.
Thanks for the warning.

If anyone here addresses you directly, I recommend that you reply to them.

YiC,

Zech