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My name is Matthew and I am a practicing follower of the Baptist Church.
God is our savior. Praise you all.
God is our savior. Praise you all.
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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Matthew! What's your favorite Bible verse? Share with us your testimony. I'll bet being a sheriff gives you plenty of interesting opportunities to serve God.sigpic Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
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Welcome to our friendly forums, Matthew! How many dirt bags have you sent to Hell?Originally posted by Sheriff Matthew View Post
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Hi, Sheriff.Originally posted by Sheriff Matthew View Post
Might I offer one little correction? We don't receive praise. Only God receives the praise (Luke 4:8; Colossians 2:18; Acts 10:24-26). But I'm hoping that was just a typo. Please tell us a little bit more about yourself and your walk with Jesus.
We need more law enforcement personnel as active members. I, for one, would love to hear stories of uppity negroes getting put in their place.
Regards,
Pastor Ed
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Hopefully yours is an Independent Baptist Church like ours, as all other Baptist conferences are utterly and eternally doomed for their blasphemous heresies against nature and Christ. They really might as well be Satanists, or Methodists for that matter.Originally posted by Sheriff Matthew View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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It is in fact an Independent Baptist Church like yours. My favorite Bible verse happens to be Revelations 21:8. My revolver of choice is my Colt .45.Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View PostComment
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Many a bastard raghead I've locked up in my town. They're selling marijuana on every corner to the sluts and homosexuals from the local public school.Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View PostComment
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It is a refreshing change to hear from someone who actually cares about their community. It seems very fashoinable these days to be so called PC about what's happening to the sense of national identity but someone needs to take a stand, I expect.Originally posted by Sheriff Matthew View Post
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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I too find the Colt .45 to be an efficatious remedy for most any necessity where immediate stern action is required. I find the invention of the speed loader to be on a par with the invention of the telephone for it's utility and helpfulness to mankind.Originally posted by Sheriff Matthew View Post
Also, we here in my city also have a bit of a problem with the youth from the public schools smoking the marijuana. Often they try that activity in the woods behind our church. It is great sport to shoot at them from the second story windows.
God Bless!God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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Welcome, Matthew. Revelation 21:8 is a fine verse, particularly in the beautiful language of the KJV.Originally posted by Sheriff Matthew View Post
You sound like a very manly man. Tell me, are you married and if so, do you have many sons?
YiC
Attila's Wife2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Welcome Matthew! I'm sorry you have to deal with dirty unholy people on a daily basis!Comment
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I have one son and a faithful Christian wife. My son serves on the force with me. Fortunately he was not corrupted by the local school curriculum.Originally posted by Attila's Wife View PostComment
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Welcome Sheriff Matthew!Originally posted by Sheriff Matthew View Post
Keep up the good work. We need more like you.
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I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
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Welcome Sheriff, I hope you have many a happy hour here in fellowship with us. While the .45 is a handy little pistol I find the .50 packs a bit more punch and cause quite a bit more soft tissue damage. I usually take mine with me when I am forced to go to a Walmart.Originally posted by Sheriff Matthew View PostIsaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.Comment
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