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  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2013
    • 1284

    #61
    Re: Introducing myself

    Infractions are meant to be a private matter between forum moderators/administrators and the member in question. You really should take this up with the Elder who issued the infraction, and not try to drag this out into the open.

    If anyone to whom I issue an infraction on the forums I help moderate/administrate were to go public with it, I would issue a temporary ban.

    The difference here though is that the Elders are directed by God Himself and so questioning them is the same as questioning The Almighty, and I know He won't take this lightly. I fear for your soul.
    sigpic

    I Kings 7:23

    And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

    New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

    Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

    Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

    Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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    • Thomas Taylor
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2012
      • 1486

      #62
      Re: Introducing myself

      Originally posted by val161A View Post
      THIS IS A COPY OF THE INFRACTION NOTICE I RECEIVED THIS MORNING FROM SOMEONE WHO IS NO MORE THAN A CHILD BY THE LOOKS OF HER FACE! SO FRIENDLY AND LOVING ITS AMAZING!

      Dear val161A,

      You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

      Reason: Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch
      -------
      Less bitch and more praising Jesus please.

      WONDERFUL! A REAL ENCOURAGEMENT TO JOIN SUCH A WONDERFUL, AND HATEFUL GROUP.
      Val, I have read through all your posts and in most cases have found you to be extremely beligerant towards people who have done nothing but offer you good advice. Why is this? Is it because you are British and have an inbred desire to once again build an empire, or is it because you are starting to realise that the manner in which you practice your faith is not the way that God expects you to?

      I would like to suggest that you approach one of the pastors for help with your anger issues and that by receiving this help you will be set on the Path of True Faith.

      YIC
      TT
      Isaiah 66:15

      For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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      • Pastor Ed Lowman
        Southern Hospitality Exemplified
        Always kind and loving
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2011
        • 1838

        #63
        Re: Introducing myself

        Originally posted by val161A View Post
        THIS IS A COPY OF THE INFRACTION NOTICE I RECEIVED THIS MORNING FROM SOMEONE WHO IS NO MORE THAN A CHILD BY THE LOOKS OF HER FACE! SO FRIENDLY AND LOVING ITS AMAZING!

        Dear val161A,

        You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

        Reason: Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch
        -------
        Less bitch and more praising Jesus please.

        WONDERFUL! A REAL ENCOURAGEMENT TO JOIN SUCH A WONDERFUL, AND HATEFUL GROUP.
        Infractions are corrective measures for your benefit, dear. If you'll heed the warning and stop being such an assumptive, kickative, and downright uppity grape-crusher in attitude and disposition, we won't have a problem. Women must know their place at all times.

        Now let's move forward praising Jesus, shall we?

        Thanks for your cooperation.

        Regards,

        Pastor Ed

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #64
          Re: Introducing myself

          Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
          I would like to suggest that you approach one of the pastors for help with your anger issues and that by receiving this help you will be set on the Path of True Faith.

          YIC
          TT
          How very insightful, Mr. Taylor. The pastors at Landover Baptist offer such a valuable service to the spiritually challenged. Why, I've known people who thought they only suffered from mild irritation, or were mistaken for having a common case of Politically Correct Syndrome, when in fact it was revealed through countless hours and days of tireless prayer and worship, that demons were guilty of tormenting the individual. A hearty exorcism not only cleanses the soul, but rectal demons are notorious for negatively effecting one's physical health by creating such common symptoms as nagging, constipation, and an insatiable desire to ignore whole sections of the Holy Bible. I do so hope Val listens to you and emails a pastor this very moment so they can make preparations to rid her of these damnable creatures. I shall put her name in my prayer book so at the start of each day the LORD will hear my petition on her behalf.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #65
            Re: Introducing myself

            Originally posted by val161A View Post
            THIS IS A COPY OF THE INFRACTION NOTICE I RECEIVED THIS MORNING FROM SOMEONE WHO IS NO MORE THAN A CHILD BY THE LOOKS OF HER FACE! SO FRIENDLY AND LOVING ITS AMAZING!

            Dear val161A,

            You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

            Reason: Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch
            -------
            Less bitch and more praising Jesus please.

            WONDERFUL! A REAL ENCOURAGEMENT TO JOIN SUCH A WONDERFUL, AND HATEFUL GROUP.
            Now Val, you must start being honest with yourself. I know you are near incapable of being honest with us.

            Look in the mirror. What do you see?
            1. An Open and honest person, glowing in the Love of Jesus©
            2. A closed minded, nasty disgusting feminazi bitch
            I think it is number 2. I suggest getting some impartial opinions. Go out onto the streets of london and ask people if you are foul or fine. See if any are willing to drop to their knees and pray with you, right then and now.

            By the way Val, my wife was crying last night after your hateful comments. Very Christian of you. Nice and sensitive. Then you wonder why people think you are skivvy.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • val161A
              Unsaved trash, hideous joo slut
              • Nov 2013
              • 79

              #66
              Re: Introducing myself

              Originally posted by unworthyofgrace View Post
              Infractions are meant to be a private matter between forum moderators/administrators and the member in question. You really should take this up with the Elder who issued the infraction, and not try to drag this out into the open.

              If anyone to whom I issue an infraction on the forums I help moderate/administrate were to go public with it, I would issue a temporary ban.

              The difference here though is that the Elders are directed by God Himself and so questioning them is the same as questioning The Almighty, and I know He won't take this lightly. I fear for your soul.
              I am not surprised they are suppose to be a private matter, that is exactly why I chose to publish it on this group. To show how evil most of the people are on here. If you look back at my initial post of introduction it will show you how I was recommended to join this group, from that moment on I have received nothing but abuse and criticism, criticism for only having 1 son, criticism for not divulging which church I go to, and so it goes on. This group must be shown up for what it really is, very unchristian, the opposite to the impression it gives. Look at the infraction I received from a very young lady, calling me a bitch, is that the result of a loving and forgiving forum. Wouldnt it have been best to have dealt with the situation in a kind way. I have never ever been called a bitch before not by my family friends or church.
              1 Corinthians 11:3
              But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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              • Pim Pendergast
                PHD - Theophysicist
                Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2012
                • 3103

                #67
                Re: Introducing myself

                Originally posted by val161A View Post
                I am not surprised they are suppose to be a private matter, that is exactly why I chose to publish it on this group. To show how evil most of the people are on here. If you look back at my initial post of introduction it will show you how I was recommended to join this group, from that moment on I have received nothing but abuse and criticism, criticism for only having 1 son, criticism for not divulging which church I go to, and so it goes on. This group must be shown up for what it really is, very unchristian, the opposite to the impression it gives. Look at the infraction I received from a very young lady, calling me a bitch, is that the result of a loving and forgiving forum. Wouldnt it have been best to have dealt with the situation in a kind way. I have never ever been called a bitch before not by my family friends or church.
                Why are you persecuting us? You're only confirming that we're True Christians(tm).

                Jn 15:18-21
                18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.
                19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.
                20 Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.
                21 But all these things will they do unto you for my name's sake, because they know not him that sent me.
                sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                • val161A
                  Unsaved trash, hideous joo slut
                  • Nov 2013
                  • 79

                  #68
                  Re: Introducing myself

                  Originally posted by val161A View Post
                  I am not surprised they are suppose to be a private matter, that is exactly why I chose to publish it on this group. To show how evil most of the people are on here. If you look back at my initial post of introduction it will show you how I was recommended to join this group, from that moment on I have received nothing but abuse and criticism, criticism for only having 1 son, criticism for not divulging which church I go to, and so it goes on. This group must be shown up for what it really is, very unchristian, the opposite to the impression it gives. Look at the infraction I received from a very young lady, calling me a bitch, is that the result of a loving and forgiving forum. Wouldnt it have been best to have dealt with the situation in a kind way. I have never ever been called a bitch before not by my family friends or church.
                  Love the picture I have put up of me, you will never guess where it was takent from, arnt I a lovely looking lady. Guess my family have given you that one.!
                  1 Corinthians 11:3
                  But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2013
                    • 1284

                    #69
                    Re: Introducing myself

                    Originally posted by val161A View Post
                    I am not surprised they are suppose to be a private matter, that is exactly why I chose to publish it on this group. To show how evil most of the people are on here. If you look back at my initial post of introduction it will show you how I was recommended to join this group, from that moment on I have received nothing but abuse and criticism, criticism for only having 1 son, criticism for not divulging which church I go to, and so it goes on. This group must be shown up for what it really is, very unchristian, the opposite to the impression it gives. Look at the infraction I received from a very young lady, calling me a bitch, is that the result of a loving and forgiving forum. Wouldnt it have been best to have dealt with the situation in a kind way. I have never ever been called a bitch before not by my family friends or church.
                    Isn't it actually more loving and kind to be honest with you instead of patting you on the shoulder as you go to hell? What service would be done for you? We are here to lead people to Christ, not turn a blind eye to the damned.
                    sigpic

                    I Kings 7:23

                    And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                    New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                    Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                    Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                    Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                    • Jon Bradley
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2013
                      • 59

                      #70
                      Re: Introducing myself

                      Originally posted by val161A View Post
                      If you look back at my initial post of introduction...
                      What I gather from your initial post until now; Quoting from a false Bible, "married" to a gay man, stiff-neckedness when rebuked accordingly (Matthew 18:15) , the list goes on. Repent, before The LORD sees fit to harden your bowels even more.

                      In His Grip,

                      Dr Jon Bradley, DD
                      Ezekiel 23:19-20 "Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
                      For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses."

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #71
                        Re: Introducing myself

                        Originally posted by val161A View Post
                        Love the picture I have put up of me, you will never guess where it was takent from, arnt I a lovely looking lady. Guess my family have given you that one.!
                        You certainly are 'unique'. Your husband is a lucky man.

                        I am glad to see you are loosening up and not being so frigid. God sees everything, so opening up to like minded Christians should not be a problem.

                        I am curious though, why do you think everyone is evil? Can you explain that?
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Jon Bradley
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Nov 2013
                          • 59

                          #72
                          Re: Introducing myself

                          Originally posted by val161A View Post
                          Love the picture you have put up of me, where did you get that from, arnt I a lovely looking lady. Guess my family have given you that one.!
                          You have such a terrible idea of beauty it's no wonder Jesus hasn't found a way into your stony heart. 1 Samuel 16:7 - "But the Lord said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the Lord seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the Lord looketh on the heart.."

                          In His Grip,

                          Dr Jon Bradley, DD
                          Ezekiel 23:19-20 "Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
                          For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses."

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #73
                            Re: Introducing myself

                            Originally posted by val161A View Post
                            Look at the infraction I received from a very young lady, calling me a bitch, is that the result of a loving and forgiving forum. Wouldnt it have been best to have dealt with the situation in a kind way. I have never ever been called a bitch before not by my family friends or church.
                            Are you an old lady? "Bitch" is practically a term of endearment these days with the young kids. We don't watch television in the Etheldreda home, but my older children have friends who have spoken about a tv show about a chemistry teacher who befriends a troubled high school student. The teacher becomes his mentor, and the student and teacher have all kinds of adventures. It's apparently a very popular show, and calling people "bitch" and "yo" are common. You might want to keep up with the times, dear, so you don't embarrass yourself among the younger crowd. I keep up with the trends of today's youth, and people often mistake me for being a very young, hip, lady.
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14079

                              #74
                              Re: Introducing myself

                              Originally posted by val161A View Post
                              ...I have never ever been called a bitch before not by my family friends or church.
                              Could be read as, "My family, friends, and church all lie to me, and tell me I'm not going to Hell for ignoring what God commands in the Bible. Why won't you? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH".

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                              • val161A
                                Unsaved trash, hideous joo slut
                                • Nov 2013
                                • 79

                                #75
                                Re: Introducing myself

                                Originally posted by Jon Bradley View Post
                                What I gather from your initial post until now; Quoting from a false Bible, "married" to a gay man, stiff-neckedness when rebuked accordingly (Matthew 18:15) , the list goes on. Repent, before The LORD sees fit to harden your bowels even more.

                                In His Grip,

                                Dr Jon Bradley, DD
                                Jon Bradley, what on earth are you talking about me being married to a gay man? tell me where you have got that idea from? I am sorry but the lot of you are lunatics on this forum, the sooner it gets closed down the better. You invent sentences that people put on here, or imagine something different. Because I said my husband is not interested in women! he is only interested in one woman, and thats me, would you believe?
                                1 Corinthians 11:3
                                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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