Originally posted by Brendon
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I trust you personally know Paula Deen, since she, too, is of Georgianicityness. How all y'all doin?
You were saved at 6? GLORY! Those six sin-filled years of lust and debauchery must have been truly grievous in the eyes of our PURE and HOLY
. Having been rescued from the clutches of the Catholics by the good people here at Landover, I know the freedom and peace of mind that comes from serving the true GOD. I wish I had done so at such an early age as you did.
Do you have an obedient wife or is the LORD still honing you to be a good husband for the woman He no doubt is pruning and weeding out for you at this very moment? If you are married, is she of good report? Fine women of the south are usually easily disciplined; you are a lucky gent. I hope she wears nice clothes.
Do you have a favorite designer?
I suppose it doesn't matter, though:
1 Corinthians 7:31 for the fashion of this world passeth away.
It seems a shame to let a good Burberry trouser pass away, but GOD knows best.
Welcome
Brother Larry
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