hello

[Brendon]

I go to Salem Baptist.

My favorite Bible Verse is Revelations 22:11:

"He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still."

I came to find Jesus by being saved when I was 6 years old in my church.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello Brendon, and welcome to our friendly forums!

[Jon Bradley]

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I go to Salem Baptist.

My favorite Bible Verse is Revelations 22:11:

"He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still."

I came to find Jesus by being saved when I was 6 years old in my church.

Amen Brother or (masculine named) Sister! It warms my spirit to know of a fellow lover of the Determined and Gracious Will of our Father.

In His Grip,

(Weekend) Evangelist J.O. Bradley

[Pim Pendergast]

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Welcome, Brendon! How many sons have issued from your loins?

[Brother Larry]

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I go to Salem Baptist.

My favorite Bible Verse is Revelations 22:11:

"He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still."

I came to find Jesus by being saved when I was 6 years old in my church.

Greetings, Georgian Brother

I trust you personally know Paula Deen, since she, too, is of Georgianicityness. How all y'all doin?

You were saved at 6? GLORY! Those six sin-filled years of lust and debauchery must have been truly grievous in the eyes of our PURE and HOLY .

Having been rescued from the clutches of the Catholics by the good people here at Landover, I know the freedom and peace of mind that comes from serving the true GOD. I wish I had done so at such an early age as you did.

Do you have an obedient wife or is the LORD still honing you to be a good husband for the woman He no doubt is pruning and weeding out for you at this very moment? If you are married, is she of good report? Fine women of the south are usually easily disciplined; you are a lucky gent. I hope she wears nice clothes.

Do you have a favorite designer?

I suppose it doesn't matter, though:

1 Corinthians 7:31 for the fashion of this world passeth away.
It seems a shame to let a good Burberry trouser pass away, but GOD knows best.

Welcome
Brother Larry

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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Welcome, Brendon!

Let us rejoice in the Word of God:

Mark 16:16 - He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

[Attila's Wife]

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Hello Brendon.

What a pleasure it is to welcome someone who has read the instructions at the top of the page and given us a proper introduction!

I look forward to getting to know more about you.

YiC
Attila's Wife

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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...
What a pleasure it is to welcome someone who has read the instructions at the top of the page and given us a proper introduction! ...

Amen, Sister!

Ephesians 6:5-9 - Servants, be obedient to them that are [your] masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ;

Isaiah 1:19 - If ye be willing and obedient, ye shall eat the good of the land:

2 Corinthians 2:9 - For to this end also did I write, that I might know the proof of you, whether ye be obedient in all things.

[Jon Bradley]

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Hello Brendon.

What a pleasure it is to welcome someone who has read the instructions at the top of the page and given us a proper introduction!

I look forward to getting to know more about you.

YiC
Attila's Wife

Amen honored Nameless One (as many goodly spouses of reputable Godly Men are [un]recorded in the Holy Bible). I only pray that more newcomers engage in a such a humble way. At any rate, (First and only?) Wife of Attila, it would be good for myself to engage in higher theological secrets with your husband, in a time fitting the Holy Ghost, of course.

In His Grip,

Jon O. Bradley, Missions Director for Detroit, MI

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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A bit tight-lipped, eh? I like a tight-lipped boy. Maybe one day you can be invited as a guest to one of my weekly "Friday Night Nubile Young Men's Prayer Circles" sometime.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Jon Bradley]

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for Detroit, MI

As impossible as it is

In His (Red-White-Blue) Grip.

J.O. Bradley

[Basilissa]

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Jon O. Bradley, Missions Director for Detroit, MI

As impossible as it is

Amen, Brother! Do you preach to the Blombies who gather on the 2nd street (I don't remember the intersection, but it is close to Warren)? If so, then I truly admire your efforts!

[Jon Bradley]

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Amen, Brother! Do you preach to the Blombies who gather on the 2nd street (I don't remember the intersection, but it is close to Warren)? If so, then I truly admire your efforts!

Even though our Missions group is rather large (a little less than half a dozen), the Holy Ghost leads us to places of affluence rather than refuges full of criminals. This is a picture of a visit to one of their Godless liberal colleges.



In His Grip,

Jon O. Bradley, Missions Director for Detroit, MI

[Basilissa]

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Even though our Missions group is rather large (a little less than half a dozen), the Holy Ghost leads us to places of affluence rather than refuges full of criminals. This is a picture of a visit to one of their Godless liberal colleges.



In His Grip,

Jon O. Bradley, Missions Director for Detroit, MI

If I ever see you preaching God's word on Wayne State University campus, I will gladly support you, my friend

Preaching on that campus is greatly needed, I've seen only Hare Krishna freaks over there!

[Jon Bradley]

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If I ever see you preaching God's word on Wayne State University campus, I will gladly support you, my friend

Exceedingly happy to hear that, we always have extra sandwich boards and flak jackets!

In His Grip,

Jon O. Bradley, Missions Director for (literate, low-poverty places in) Detroit, MI