[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: hello

Joining any community is like a trend in these days sometimes people joined for getting some entertainment but sometime they want to get useful information and knowledge from other community members. I am new in thins forum and want to find out good friends i found this community is highly interesting.

Hey, post an introduction thread so we can get to know about you. We'd like to know:

Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

I look forward to hearing from you!

[Alika111]

Re: hello

Joining any community is like a trend in these days sometimes people joined for getting some entertainment but sometime they want to get useful information and knowledge from other community members. I am new in thins forum and want to find out good friends i found this community is highly interesting.

[Jon Bradley]

Re: hello

Smart choice, indeed. I insist, though, on preaching to the "Blombies" (Black zombies - the term used by Wayne State students to describe mindless creatures which hang out in certain areas of Midtown Detroit near university campus). They are either constantly high or practically brain dead from being constantly high, so it will be a fruitless effort, yet it will certainly make us feel better, you know, that we tried.

You present an interesting strategy Sister. We've tried so hard to circumnavigate The Lost's™ intellect , I had never thought how much easier it would be to share the Good News© with those of low or no intellect. Cuts down on the circumnavigation

In His Grip,

Jon O. Bradley, Missions Director for (low, or non educated places in) Detroit, MI

[Basilissa]

Re: hello

Missions Director for (literate, low-poverty places in) Detroit, MI

Smart choice, indeed. I insist, though, on preaching to the "Blombies" (Black zombies - the term used by Wayne State students to describe mindless creatures which hang out in certain areas of Midtown Detroit near university campus). They are either constantly high or practically brain dead from being constantly high, so it will be a fruitless effort, yet it will certainly make us feel better, you know, that we tried.

[Didymus Much]

Re: hello

...we always have extra sandwich boards and flak jackets! ...

If you make the sandwich board out of Kevlar...

And something like this:

[Jon Bradley]

Re: hello

If I ever see you preaching God's word on Wayne State University campus, I will gladly support you, my friend

Exceedingly happy to hear that, we always have extra sandwich boards and flak jackets!

In His Grip,

Jon O. Bradley, Missions Director for (literate, low-poverty places in) Detroit, MI

[Basilissa]

Re: hello

Even though our Missions group is rather large (a little less than half a dozen), the Holy Ghost leads us to places of affluence rather than refuges full of criminals. This is a picture of a visit to one of their Godless liberal colleges.



In His Grip,

Jon O. Bradley, Missions Director for Detroit, MI

If I ever see you preaching God's word on Wayne State University campus, I will gladly support you, my friend

Preaching on that campus is greatly needed, I've seen only Hare Krishna freaks over there!

[Jon Bradley]

Re: hello

Amen, Brother! Do you preach to the Blombies who gather on the 2nd street (I don't remember the intersection, but it is close to Warren)? If so, then I truly admire your efforts!

Even though our Missions group is rather large (a little less than half a dozen), the Holy Ghost leads us to places of affluence rather than refuges full of criminals. This is a picture of a visit to one of their Godless liberal colleges.



In His Grip,

Jon O. Bradley, Missions Director for Detroit, MI

[Basilissa]

Re: hello

Jon O. Bradley, Missions Director for Detroit, MI

As impossible as it is

Amen, Brother! Do you preach to the Blombies who gather on the 2nd street (I don't remember the intersection, but it is close to Warren)? If so, then I truly admire your efforts!

[Jon Bradley]

Re: hello

for Detroit, MI

As impossible as it is

In His (Red-White-Blue) Grip.

J.O. Bradley

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hello

A bit tight-lipped, eh? I like a tight-lipped boy. Maybe one day you can be invited as a guest to one of my weekly "Friday Night Nubile Young Men's Prayer Circles" sometime.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Jon Bradley]

Re: hello

Hello Brendon.

What a pleasure it is to welcome someone who has read the instructions at the top of the page and given us a proper introduction!

I look forward to getting to know more about you.

YiC
Attila's Wife

Amen honored Nameless One (as many goodly spouses of reputable Godly Men are [un]recorded in the Holy Bible). I only pray that more newcomers engage in a such a humble way. At any rate, (First and only?) Wife of Attila, it would be good for myself to engage in higher theological secrets with your husband, in a time fitting the Holy Ghost, of course.

In His Grip,

Jon O. Bradley, Missions Director for Detroit, MI

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: hello

...
What a pleasure it is to welcome someone who has read the instructions at the top of the page and given us a proper introduction! ...

Amen, Sister!

Ephesians 6:5-9 - Servants, be obedient to them that are [your] masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ;

Isaiah 1:19 - If ye be willing and obedient, ye shall eat the good of the land:

2 Corinthians 2:9 - For to this end also did I write, that I might know the proof of you, whether ye be obedient in all things.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: hello

Hello Brendon.

What a pleasure it is to welcome someone who has read the instructions at the top of the page and given us a proper introduction!

I look forward to getting to know more about you.

YiC
Attila's Wife

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: hello

Welcome, Brendon!

Let us rejoice in the Word of God:

Mark 16:16 - He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.