My introduction

[ManWhoFoundGod1922]

Hey guys, fellow baptist here.
I'm new to the forums (Don't be afraid to tell me if I make a messup) and wanted to say Hi, hi.
I'm not sure how to start it off, so I'll just give you a list of what I enjoy
Singing - I love singing, but I'd never sing anything not to do with jesus..
Apples - I have an apple tree in my backyard, I enjoy cooking apple pies.
Trees - as you may have already guessed, I'm a fan of the world god created.
Intelligence - I'm fond of people who are smart enough to know that sinning will send you STRAIGHT TO HELL
Trains - I have a model trainset
Education - I love to read the bible, almost every hour I'm not occupied.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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Welcome, friend!

We do ask that you:

Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Also, do you have any sons? We like to know if a man has given forth soldiers to fill the ranks of Christ's Army of True Christian™ Soldiers.

[Jack Rankan]

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Welcome, friend! Welcome to the Godliest forum on earth. Here you will find the nicest and most wonderfull True Christians™.

And yes, please share you favorite Bible verse with us.

[ManWhoFoundGod1922]

Re: My introduction

Welcome, friend!

We do ask that you:



Also, do you have any sons? We like to know if a man has given forth soldiers to fill the ranks of Christ's Army of True Christian™ Soldiers.

I go to a nice small church in the outer areas of Helena and my favorite biblical verse is all of them, but since you asked me to choose, I'd have to say "For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit." Proverbs 23:27

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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I go to a nice small church in the outer areas of Helena and my favorite biblical verse is all of them, but since you asked me to choose, I'd have to say "For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit." Proverbs 23:27

Nice choice of verse!

What denomination is your church? This is something others will want to know as well, so we know more about your religious background.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I go to a nice small church in the outer areas of Helena and my favorite biblical verse is all of them, but since you asked me to choose, I'd have to say "For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit." Proverbs 23:27

Helena what?

[ManWhoFoundGod1922]

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Nice choice of verse!

What denomination is your church? This is something others will want to know as well, so we know more about your religious background.

I feel a little uncomfortable sharing private information on the internet because I'm concerned with the homosexuals and pedophiles out there who may become a risk to me and my loved ones.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello and welcome!

Are you a family man? Do you have very many children to help evangelize the world?

[ManWhoFoundGod1922]

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Hello and welcome!

Are you a family man? Do you have very many children to help evangelize the world?

Ahh, yes I have one son who is a warrior of jesus and will serve him well.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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I feel a little uncomfortable sharing private information on the internet because I'm concerned with the homosexuals and pedophiles out there who may become a risk to me and my loved ones.

I'm only asking about the denomination, not the name of the church. Is it Baptist? Or is it "other?"

[Jack Rankan]

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I feel a little uncomfortable sharing private information on the internet because I'm concerned with the homosexuals and pedophiles out there who may become a risk to me and my loved ones.

You do not have to worry about that here. This forum is under protection of him self, no pedophile or a homogay last here long.

[ManWhoFoundGod1922]

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I'm only asking about the denomination, not the name of the church. Is it Baptist? Or is it "other?"

Of-course it's baptist, do you think I'm a homosexual or a pedophile?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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Of-course it's baptist, do you think I'm a homosexual or a pedophile?

Easy there, friend. Only by asking do I gain knowledge, since you seemed reticent to divulge this information, I felt it my duty to find this out. You would be surprised at all the followers of monkey gods we get here.

But, since you suspiciously raised the issue, are you a homosexual and/or pedophile?

[ManWhoFoundGod1922]

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Easy there, friend. Only by asking do I gain knowledge, since you seemed reticent to divulge this information, I felt it my duty to find this out. You would be surprised at all the followers of monkey gods we get here.

But, since you suspiciously raised the issue, are you a homosexual and/or pedophile?

No, of-course I'm not a homosexual and/or pedophile.
The only reason I was a little reluctant to share was because every little bit of information could help a fag/pedophile track me down and cause a threat to me or my local community (Which is free of homofags because god protects us).

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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No, of-course I'm not a homosexual and/or pedophile.
The only reason I was a little reluctant to share was because every little bit of information could help a fag/pedophile track me down and cause a threat to me or my local community (Which is free of homofags because god protects us).

While my question was meant as humor, you should always be on guard against the homers...it could turn out that a neighbor or even family member you've known for years turns out to be a latent gaysexual.

1 Peter 5:8 (1611 King James Bible)

Be sober, be vigilant: because your aduersary the deuill, as a roaring Lion walketh about, seeking whom he may deuoure.